Raw Captions 8/23

**Cooler Tom Schuler** · 08-25-2004, 05:01 PM

The newly install mood ring displays its anger.

The Rock poses in front of a giant letter T, a hint at the soon-to-debut character Double T, or TT for short. The plan is for the character to be lacking in personality or talent, but show enough cleavage to make sure nobody notices.

Coach and The Rock are the first two to the ring. Now they must fight over who gets to play with the new Tajiri action figure first.

Ric: I'm wearing the shirt, Trips is wearing the shirt. Dammit, Dave, why can't you just wear one? Just once!?
Batista: Me show muscles!

Kane: Slap me!

Ref: Whatcha gonna d-
Edge: You're not serious, are you?
Ref: Of course I...well...I...know, I guess not.

In a shocking turn of events, the ref is the one who taps out.

HHH: I finished the match with a detached freakin' quadriceps!
Angle: Hey!

Orton: Wait, where did the F go?

Belty: Man...deja vu...

Words can't describe Randy's emotions here. Oddly enough, neither can his face.

Despite the loss of his eyes, Randy Orton was able to retain his title.

HHH: No, watch! Rock-a-bye baby, in the tree-top.
Eric: I'm serious, Hunter, DON'T HAVE KIDS.

However, his timing is a bit off, and Flair's introduction of the Crane style goes mostly unnoticed.

Ric Flair gives a visual represention of how much older he is than the other wrestlers.

The Eugene character is Vince's way of showing how he view the WWE audience.

Ref: This is the last match of the night!? You must be mistaken, this is the SECOND match of the night...are you serious. Well, my job won't be lasting long.

If you were doing this angle, you'd have to be on drugs, too.

Please...somebody say "3 minutes".

Kane: So, this is where I sleep!
Lita: ...

08-25-2004, 05:01 PM	#1
Cooler Tom Schuler Sleepy Bitch Posts: 6,336	The newly install mood ring displays its anger. The Rock poses in front of a giant letter T, a hint at the soon-to-debut character Double T, or TT for short. The plan is for the character to be lacking in personality or talent, but show enough cleavage to make sure nobody notices. Coach and The Rock are the first two to the ring. Now they must fight over who gets to play with the new Tajiri action figure first. Ric: I'm wearing the shirt, Trips is wearing the shirt. Dammit, Dave, why can't you just wear one? Just once!? Batista: Me show muscles! Kane: Slap me! Ref: Whatcha gonna d- Edge: You're not serious, are you? Ref: Of course I...well...I...know, I guess not. In a shocking turn of events, the ref is the one who taps out. HHH: I finished the match with a detached freakin' quadriceps! Angle: Hey! Orton: Wait, where did the F go? Belty: Man...deja vu... Words can't describe Randy's emotions here. Oddly enough, neither can his face. Despite the loss of his eyes, Randy Orton was able to retain his title. HHH: No, watch! Rock-a-bye baby, in the tree-top. Eric: I'm serious, Hunter, DON'T HAVE KIDS. However, his timing is a bit off, and Flair's introduction of the Crane style goes mostly unnoticed. Ric Flair gives a visual represention of how much older he is than the other wrestlers. The Eugene character is Vince's way of showing how he view the WWE audience. Ref: This is the last match of the night!? You must be mistaken, this is the SECOND match of the night...are you serious. Well, my job won't be lasting long. If you were doing this angle, you'd have to be on drugs, too. Please...somebody say "3 minutes". Kane: So, this is where I sleep! Lita: ...