2,000th Post - Wrestling By Post 3,000

**KayfabeMan** · 08-29-2004, 08:00 AM

After 40 long years of visiting TPWW.net (OK, not quite that long), I have finally made it to my 2,000th post. First, I'd like to "send shoutouts to all of my homies" - or whatever - to:Joey Radd, Kane Knight, Mayo, The Ravishing One, Loose Cannon, The Prodigy, Funky Fly - and a bunch of others I've left out because I couldn't get their signatures on the mentioning release forms.

Now on to the wrestling part of this post...In the spirit of Conan's "In The Year 2000" skits, I have decided to feature "By My Post - 3,000th"...a look into the future, and what wrestling will be like by the time I make my 3,000th post here on TPWW (feel free to add your own as well).....

BY MY POST - 3,000th
*Carlito Caribbean Cool will be referred to as a "Caribbean Legend", and then will have a series of Caribbean Strap Matches with a returning Steve Austin.

*Bret Hart will return to the WWE, and the announcers will introduce him as being from Atlanta, Georgia

*In an effort to further re-hash the past, WWE will turn Kenzo Suzuki face - and will team him with a returning Rock. The two will no longer wrestle, but will produce highly-comedical skits such as "Kenzo Vice" & "Ken-Y-P-D Blue".

*Jeff Jarrett will lose the NWA-TNA Belt.....He will then realize it was under his couch cushion the entire time.

*The WWE Staff will finally figure out what to do with half of the misused talents on their roster - fire them. They will then hire back all of D-X, the entire nWo, and The Original Four Horsemen in an attempt to gain ratings.

*Brock Lesnar will return to the WWE and will be assigned to talk over his matches with Pat Patterson. When he finds out that Patterson is gay and enjoys AOL, he will again leave the WWE, this time to run for President in 2008. He will (of course) have the backing of George W. Bush....

*William Regal will once again wear his "Man's Man" construction attire. He will then form a stable by bringing back many of his old friends from WCW, including The Big Bossman, Joe Gomez, and Craig Pittman. They will then refer to themselves as "The Village Of People".

*William Hung will become Smackdown! Co-GM with Teddy Long. Long & Hung merchandise sales will go through the roof, and WWE will once again become a major business force.

*Ted Turner will get back into the wrestling business,and using his standing as a great wildlife supporter,will receive full-rights to the letters "WWF" from The Fund. Vince McMahon will then shit himself

08-29-2004, 08:00 AM	#1
KayfabeMan TPWW's Glass Ceiling Posts: 5,793	2,000th Post - Wrestling By Post 3,000 After 40 long years of visiting TPWW.net (OK, not quite that long), I have finally made it to my 2,000th post. First, I'd like to "send shoutouts to all of my homies" - or whatever - to:Joey Radd, Kane Knight, Mayo, The Ravishing One, Loose Cannon, The Prodigy, Funky Fly - and a bunch of others I've left out because I couldn't get their signatures on the mentioning release forms. Now on to the wrestling part of this post...In the spirit of Conan's "In The Year 2000" skits, I have decided to feature "By My Post - 3,000th"...a look into the future, and what wrestling will be like by the time I make my 3,000th post here on TPWW (feel free to add your own as well)..... BY MY POST - 3,000th Carlito Caribbean Cool will be referred to as a "Caribbean Legend", and then will have a series of Caribbean Strap Matches with a returning Steve Austin. Bret Hart will return to the WWE, and the announcers will introduce him as being from Atlanta, Georgia In an effort to further re-hash the past, WWE will turn Kenzo Suzuki face - and will team him with a returning Rock. The two will no longer wrestle, but will produce highly-comedical skits such as "Kenzo Vice" & "Ken-Y-P-D Blue". Jeff Jarrett will lose the NWA-TNA Belt.....He will then realize it was under his couch cushion the entire time. The WWE Staff will finally figure out what to do with half of the misused talents on their roster - fire them. They will then hire back all of D-X, the entire nWo, and The Original Four Horsemen in an attempt to gain ratings. Brock Lesnar will return to the WWE and will be assigned to talk over his matches with Pat Patterson. When he finds out that Patterson is gay and enjoys AOL, he will again leave the WWE, this time to run for President in 2008. He will (of course) have the backing of George W. Bush.... William Regal will once again wear his "Man's Man" construction attire. He will then form a stable by bringing back many of his old friends from WCW, including The Big Bossman, Joe Gomez, and Craig Pittman. They will then refer to themselves as "The Village Of People". William Hung will become Smackdown! Co-GM with Teddy Long. Long & Hung merchandise sales will go through the roof, and WWE will once again become a major business force. *Ted Turner will get back into the wrestling business,and using his standing as a great wildlife supporter,will receive full-rights to the letters "WWF" from The Fund. Vince McMahon will then shit himself