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I still maintain that Hotbody's entire moniker would take an entire segment to introduce on its own. Should be an angle in the game "Obnoxiously Long Ring Introduction", gets overness points for heels but deducts overness from faces.
Ah yes, Hotbody's crack legal team at their finest work with fake restraining orders. It would've been kinda funny for the tide to be turned and Hotbody himself going to jail. I suspect he wouldn't like jail very much. But I suppose defending the Cruiserweight Title will have to do! He's running out of ways to weasel out of losing the thing, but I have no idea which of these three challengers would be best to dethrone him. FURIOUS BEYOND DESCRIPTION would be an awesome name for a band. Complete with all caps. Hey, why not use Aphrodite? If she's capable of working, may as well. I'm kind of a sucker for those "jack of all trades" types who have clients but also get booked in matches. |
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I'm looking to try to squeeze some stuff out before Valentine's. Hell, I'm looking to squeeze some stuff out ON Valentine's. ![]() So far this is No Mercy: WWE Unified World Title (vacant): Noah Carmichael vs. Salvatore Scabbia WWE Women's Tag Team Titles: The Lonely Girls (c) vs. The Southern Belles vs. The Perfections WWE Cruiserweight Title: The New Age Intellectual Savior to the Masses, The 2031 Fulton County First Place Conga Award Winner, The Luscious Lover and Undefeated Steel Cage Master and REAL 2040 King of the Ring, The Supreme Submission Machine, Former WWE Cruiserweight Champion-Elect, the Cruiserweight Champion Michael Hotbody (c) vs. Jordan Demiras vs. Martyn LaSalle vs. Ozzy Mandias (Possibly canceled???) WWE Unified Tag Team Titles: The Collective (c) vs. The Royal Effect WWE Women's Title: Naomi Bailer (c) vs. Eclypse WWE Intercontinental Title: Seth Von Kamp (c) vs. Quinten McDaniels vs. Ryan Pattillo Haven vs. Wrakk Zed Jones vs. Eddy Clash |
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I'm all for the Greek goddess aesthetic, totally works in a gimmick. Megan Bayne has been doing something along those lines.
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Not a booking sim per se but I turned on Fire Pro and decided to run tomorrow night's AEW Revolution card as best I could and I watched the CPU duke it out. The results were as follows:
Buy-In: Hook submitted QT Marshall with the Redrum, 92% Kris Statlander pinned “Legit” Leyla Hirsch with the Big Bang Theory, 75% 6-Man Tag Team Match: Erick Redbeard and Death Triangle (PAC and Penta Oscuro) defeated The House of Black (Malakai Black, Brody King, and Buddy Matthews). Penta pinned Malakai with the Pentagon Driver, 82% Main Card: “The American Dragon” Bryan Danielson pinned Jon Moxley with the Running Knee, 93% Jade Cargill pinned Tay Conti with Jaded to retain the TBS Championship, 65% 6-Man Tornado Tag Match: The Andrade-Hardy Family Office (Andrade El Idolo, Matt Hardy, and Isiah Kassidy) defeated Darby Allin, Sting, and Sammy Guevara. Kassidy pinned Sting with a School Boy, 68% Face of the Revolution Ladder Match...unfortunately ladder matches aren’t in Fire Pro so I simply did a battle royal figuring the last man in the ring would retrieve the contract for a future TNT Title shot -Wardlow eliminates “Absolute” Ricky Starks -Keith Lee eliminates “Freshly Squeezed” Orange Cassidy -Wardlow eliminates Keith Lee -Christian Cage eliminates Wardlow -Christian Cage eliminates Powerhouse Hobbs to win the “ladder match”, 74% Eddie Kingston pinned Chris Jericho with a head-and-arm suplex, 89% Triple Threat Tag Team Match for the AEW World Tag Team Championship...more rule changes here since triple threat tags aren’t possible, I turned it into triple threats: -Jungle Boy defeated Matt Jackson (The Young Bucks) and Kyle O’Reilly (reDragon) via roll up on Jackson, 81% -Luchasaurus defeated Nick Jackson (The Young Bucks) and Bobby Fish (reDragon) via Mesozoic Moonsault on Jackson, 67% Because they both won their triple threats, Jungle Boy and Luchasaurus retain the AEW World Tag Team Championship, 74% Thunder Rosa defeated Dr. Britt Baker via ref stoppage after Britt was knocked out cold with the Fire Thunder Driver, Thunder Rosa is your NEW AEW Women’s World Champion, 91% Dog Collar Match...another match not allowed in Fire Pro so I subbed it with another old school match, a Texas Death Match: CM Punk defeated MJF when MJF failed to answer the 10 count after being pinned via GTS, 100% Adam Cole pinned “Hangman” Adam Page with the Boom to become the NEW AEW World Champion, 92% |
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