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**M-A-G** · 08-03-2022, 06:56 PM

I question opening things up with a hoss battle, even if one of them is Joe. But LOL @ the game deciding to go the distance and end with a draw. It gives zero fucks.

Somebody with the name "Murderhawk Monster" not picking up any wins until now would seem counterproductive in real life. Kind of like how WWE handles things. How many times have we seen the "big, scary, unstoppable monster" turn into this dancing and smiling idiot who can't buy a win. I don't even want to imagine what they would've done with Vader had he not bailed when he did. Can you imagine him and Rikishi doing the dancing heavyweight schtick? No? Because I can guarantee Vince probably thought about it once or twice.

I knew Dustin wasn't going to let me down! Now we just need the crown jewel of him and Jericho going at it with their 100-year combined age and see which geriatric the game really prefers.

This game really seems to hate Punk. Is HHH behind this or something? I really don't know what to make of its decisions especially when it goes on to act positively towards a scrub named fucking Swerve.

I hope Garcia wears some kind of creepy mask that way it can be referred to as The Mask of the Red Death.

I wonder why more matches don't end that way in real life, where it's booked so that ref stops things because one dude just fucked up the other beyond repair. The last time I saw that was when Brock was on initial killing spree and KO'd Jeff Hardy. It'd really help in getting someone over a dangerous motherfucker. Of course the problem is finding someone to look the part but what can you do?

**Evil Vito** · 08-04-2022, 03:43 PM

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Originally Posted by M-A-G

I question opening things up with a hoss battle, even if one of them is Joe. But LOL @ the game deciding to go the distance and end with a draw. It gives zero fucks.

Hobbs is actually really similar to Joe in that he's a really athletic hoss, so I think the match would actually rule. But 30 minutes? God damn.

That's definitely a rarity in this game (30 minute draws) but I suppose that's a good thing, in the average G1 you'll get maybe one or two draws at the absolute most.

Of course if I did a tag tourney like this I'd probably need to up it to 60 minute time limits, tag matches last a long ass time in this game.

08-03-2022, 06:56 PM	#1
M-A-G Higher. Further. Faster. Posts: 21,154	This post is sponsored by Bronko Lubich I question opening things up with a hoss battle, even if one of them is Joe. But LOL @ the game deciding to go the distance and end with a draw. It gives zero fucks. Somebody with the name "Murderhawk Monster" not picking up any wins until now would seem counterproductive in real life. Kind of like how WWE handles things. How many times have we seen the "big, scary, unstoppable monster" turn into this dancing and smiling idiot who can't buy a win. I don't even want to imagine what they would've done with Vader had he not bailed when he did. Can you imagine him and Rikishi doing the dancing heavyweight schtick? No? Because I can guarantee Vince probably thought about it once or twice. I knew Dustin wasn't going to let me down! Now we just need the crown jewel of him and Jericho going at it with their 100-year combined age and see which geriatric the game really prefers. This game really seems to hate Punk. Is HHH behind this or something? I really don't know what to make of its decisions especially when it goes on to act positively towards a scrub named fucking Swerve. I hope Garcia wears some kind of creepy mask that way it can be referred to as The Mask of the Red Death. I wonder why more matches don't end that way in real life, where it's booked so that ref stops things because one dude just fucked up the other beyond repair. The last time I saw that was when Brock was on initial killing spree and KO'd Jeff Hardy. It'd really help in getting someone over a dangerous motherfucker. Of course the problem is finding someone to look the part but what can you do?