Doug(h) Basham Appreciation Thread (No Transphobia allowed)

[thekrow]

Dough Basham? That could have been a thing, a wrestler who is called "as soft as dough" and constantly has other wrestlers grabbing him and pulling on his skin.



Although if I booked Doug Basham back in the day I would have him "Bash" all the wrestlers. Have Doug Basham come out in the middle of a match and just talk trash about the work ethic of the guys in the ring.
"Look at these two! Who thought these two should have a match? " "These moves are pathetic!" "Boring!" "Zero out of 10 stars" "Is that the only move these guys know?" "Why dont you do another sleeper hold, haven't seen that before"
And the commentary team would say, "Doug is BASHING another match!".

Basham would be announced as, "From the internet, DOUG BASH'EM!".

After a PPV,


"You know, last nights big show, the pay per view was absolutely TERRIBLE. The opening match was so boring I would've fell asleep if I wasn't in it! You call that a main event? I counted only 3 different moves during that whole snoozefest, you guys never been in OVW haven't you? Because you might've learned more than two moves. "


After winning a match, Doug Basham would also "bash" his opponent,
"That was the worst opponent I've ever had! Trying to do your finisher when I wasn't even gassed? Who didn't see that reversal coming? And the referee? Getting knocked down by Michael Cole's fart while I was getting my eyes poked? What a joke! This match was easily a 9...out of a HUNDRED AND EIGHT!".

"The champ is here? More like the LUNESTA is here! The game? I got a game more exciting than this, its called stay awake. Yeah, You know how you play that game? You watch a different match! Oh yeah, why don't we have another unstoppable force versus the immovable object match, yeah, we haven't had enough of those! "

Doug's catchphrase would be, "Beat 'em and Bash'em".



Then you can have a storyline where there is a match where if Doug Basham loses, he is not allowed to talk anymore. Its called the STFU match. Basham loses and is not allowed to talk or he gets fired, so there is a storyline where Doug Basham learns sign language and continues to trash talk matches using sign language. You could have another wrestler injure Doug's hand so he can't use sign language anymore so there is a storyline where Doug tries to learn telepathy to directly beam negative commentary and thoughts about matches to other wrestlers and the audience.