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EL MERO MERO!
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RAW Captions 10/25/04
WTF is up with the sizes again? Anyways, here's the pics.
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I AM GONE MAD AND I SOMEWHAT APPROVE THIS MESSAGE. ****** PEEPS UNITE! IT'S Gone Mad ™ ! ***** YOUR AD HERE. WEBSITE COMING SOON. I LOVE YOU. Quote:
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As over as Crystal Pepsi
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![]() Hurricane: How the HELL is Maven getting pushed before me!?!?!? |
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![]() Rhyno had been up to his old glue tricks again. |
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Formerly Ġohâń3k
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![]() The Name's Bond... James Bond |
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![]() Jericho had never seen a black mans ass before ![]() Befroe this Shelton had never seen a white mans penis before |
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President of Freedonia
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![]() PWN'ED! |
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![]() Bischoff: "Will the Real Slim Shady, please stand up..." ![]() Orton: "Sorry Ref, I just had a few beers last night..." ![]() Shelton: "NO, NO, NOOOOOoooooooo....don't land me on the refferee!!!" ![]() *Batman Theme* Orton: "Holy ropes tie, Batman..." Flair: ![]() *orton punches Flair* The words BAM flies at the screen in colors. ![]() Fat guy in blue shirt with glasses in audience: "I hope Orlando Jordan wins this match". Fan sitting next to fat guy: "How many times have I told you, that is Shelton Benjamin. Orlando is on Smackdown." Fat guy: "Then who's the guy kickin' Shelton, then?" Fan next to fat guy: "HBK???" ![]() Shelton: "Ever play the game "Where's Waldo"? Now lets play, "Where's the fan wearing the clown mask"? ![]() HBK: "Dammit J.R. why did you have to move my crushes back further, I fell because of you..." ![]() HHH: "Please, don't tell Pat Patterson, I swear Steph has nothing to do with me taking over RAW...' |
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Spammy Certified
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![]() The ref owed both Jericho and Benjamin 50 bucks after they proved Jericho could indeed stick his head all the way up Shelton's ass |
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say that again and ill shoot you with my imaginary gun |
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Voter in audience: "Hogan die!!!" Hogan: "I'll take that as a no. Will someone please vote Brooke to die, please?" Brooke looks over to Hogan: "Daddy, you are mean." Hogan: "I'm too old to die, can you get someone to vote for me?" Brooke:
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EL MERO MERO!
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![]() Hogan: You haven't voted yet, have you ? Sorry.. **shoots Brooke in the sexy ass ** ![]() Bischoff: I will survive.. oh, as long as I know how to love.. I know I'll stay a-live... I've got all my life to live. I've got all my ..life to give. I will survive. Hey, hey. [/Cake style] ![]() Ref: Wow... I've got to do that to my wife sometime. ![]() Cole: FLAIR WITH A 619! ![]() Jericho: This DDR game is just impossible.. ![]() Xtian (looking at this pic): I don't remember saying that . ![]() HBK: uGH.. Damn you and your eight-sided ring! ![]() Batista: Hey. What are you doing here, lil guy? **picks him Maven, moves him slowly outside the ropes** ..There you go. The ring's for big people. Now, hop along, little doggie. ![]() M. Bison (in crowd): Ah, my move was better! Orton: ...Father??? ![]() Apparently no one told Flair, to do a Van Terminator, that you hit your opponent's head.. not yours. ![]() Orton: Now we got him.. Benoit: Oh, yeah! HHH: HENRY O' GODWIN???!!!! NOOOOOOO!!! ![]() Benoit shows signs of a heel turn when he decides to go against Hands Across America. end$ |
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![]() As part of his continued depush, Orton was forced to take part of the Greased Pig Wrestling contest. Too bad he was the pig. ![]() Benjamin: "GAHH!!! No wonder Hunter buried you!!!" ![]() Flair certainly had the odder method of picking up quarters on the ground. ![]() Jericho certainly loved the offensive tricks he could do on his invisible jet ski. ![]() Shelton: "Chris!!!" Jericho: "Stevie!!!" Richards: ![]() ![]() Christian displays his best Southerner impression. ![]() Kevin Nash Syndrome finally strikes the lone remaining unscarred member of the Kliq. ![]() Orton: "WOOOO!!! INVISIBLE PSYCHO POGO!!!" ![]() Here you see how Hunter traps midcarders to feed to his lions. ![]() "Okay! Okay! You can be from Canada again!!!" ![]() Benoit just had to go and ruin the 2004 comeback of the Village People. |
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LAKE SHOW HOES
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Can someone please tell me how to do captions? like how do i get the picture and then my quote under it? sorry if this has been asked before, im a junior member. Thanks guys.
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Worst. Blowjob. Ever. Orton: Shhh! I hear dead people! Kurt Angle becomes the newest addition to the Raw roster and recieves first dibs on "Buried by Hunter 101" Orton: Wow, this ceiling is nice if you need a quick nap. Introducing our newest product, The Fly Hunter 5000! Now with chair swatting action! Each wrestler predicted where their careers were headed with their arm positions. Bob Holly. enough said
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You're Fired
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...and a Batman symbol
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![]() Crutches: Hey Shawn, Your Mother's A Whore ![]() "...and today on RAW, Rhyno's glue antics spiral out of control" ![]() Jericho, Orton, Maven: Give me a Y Benoit: Fuck this shit |
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So long, Eddie! miss you.
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![]() Chris Jericho comes flying out from the cage. Finally his big chance! A loss to Shelton Benjamin ![]() Jericho's face says it all. It's back to the cage for him, where he can join The hurricane.........and Christian.........and RVD ...................and Booker T ...... ![]() Christian: "I'm gonna be the new WWE champions soon enough" Shelton: "ahhhh, thats the Intercontinental title" Christian: "WHAT! I'm still fighting for this piece of crap!" ![]() J.R. "Shawn Michaels is in so much obvious pain. What bravery it took for him to come down to the ring." King: "Pain, i'd call it stupidity. By the look on his face, he really should've gone to the toilet before entering the ring." Suddenly the tables are turned as Batista prepares to jackhammer goldberg![]() Randy: "c'mon ric, you too can fly like me. I'll even give you a boost!" ![]() The hurricane is unhappy and he sits behind the barrier. Not only does he not wrestle, but he's not even allowed in the ring! ![]() HHH: "NOOOOOO!!!! Please don't send me there! I dont wanna go, let me stay here!" Benoit: "No chance, your going....your going, to mid card hell. heck, we've all been there before" ![]() "and said young man, take a walk up the street, you can stay there, and I'm sure you wil find many ways, to, have, a good time.....it's fun to stay at the Y - M - C - A" |
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Diabetes Coming To Getcha
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Shelton: Hi Hunter. H: Who are you? Shelton: My name is Shelton Benjamin, and I just came back from an injury. I think you are nothing, you hold everyone down and just because your the champion 9 times doesnt mean squawt to me or my gramma, you have it because your banging the bosses daughter. I want a title shot and I'm going to beat you for that title right here TONIGHT! *Awkward silence* Jericho: Excuse me Triple H let me handle this, I speak jive. |
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dirty irani
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She just took these two fingers brother, want to smell? That was sick, I don't condone incest in any way. |
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Spammy Certified
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Come back to TNA DE
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MoeFREAK
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Shelton: *FART* Jericho: Comeon man I just jobbed to you! Was the necessary? Shelton: Sorry... |
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It's Hammer Time
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![]() Shelton: *sexy voice* Well Jericho? You ready? ![]() Shelton: OH YEAH! THAT'S THE STUFF!! Jericho: You sure if I do this HHH will let me have a push? Shelton: Don't worry about him... I have pictures. Why do you think I've beaten him so many times? |
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LAKE SHOW HOES
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First time ever doing captions... This will probably suck..
![]() Bisch: This is starting to feel like WCW... what has it come down to.. ![]() RKO: Good god... that pic of steph and hhh is nasty... ![]() Shelton was upset, a black man was finally above a white man, but Jericho was about to change that... ![]() JR: BAH GAWD EMINEM IS IN THE CROWD! ( Behind Orton's left shoulder) ![]() Kung Lao made a suprise appearance and took the form of Y2J ![]() Jericho: How the hell did you get HHH To job to you?? Shelton:.... im sorry... i cant tell you... you dont wanna know anyway... Jericho: ![]() It appears Christian has not been introduced to Right Guard ![]() Thing became a heel when he took Shawn's crutches away from him... ![]() Batista wasn't too pleased by the smell of Maven's fart.. ![]() Best.Dropkick.Ever ![]() JR: CONCHAIRTO! THAT WAS A 7/8 CAREER THREATENING CHAIRSHOT! ![]() Angering a Rabid Wolverine.. another side effect of hunger. ![]() Raise your hands if you are tired of being screwed over by HHH! |
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WOOOOOOOOO!
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![]() Bichoff begins his rendition of smooth criminal ![]() KBK was now starting to job to God |
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He's Here
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![]() Vince: Tell me where this mic has been damnit! Bischoff: What? Vince: SMELL IT! Bischoff: **Sniff** AHH GOD! WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!? Vince: Remember when Mae Young put that sardeen down her pants and gave you the Bronco Buster? Bischoff: ............ OH GOD I FUCKING HATE YOU! ![]() Heidenreich makes a special appearence on RAW by the request of Triple H... ![]() Ref: I never would have guessed he could get it that far down... ![]() Randy: Rock a bye RICKIE... **Clothesline, spring back up** In the tree TOP... **Clothesline** When the wind BLOWS... **Clothesline** The ring... Aw fuck it, I'm tired of this... **PUNCH** ![]() Jericho relaxes on the ropes while Shelton waits for his turn... ![]() Shelton: HONK HONK! **Squeezes Jericho's crotch** Jericho: STOP THAT! ![]() JR: BAHGAWDCHOKESLAM! King (Off mic but you can hear him): Okay, that's just sad... ![]() Guy in crowd: I'ma butt fuck that boy I am... ![]() Worst... Piledriver... Ever... ![]() Ric: Batter up! ![]() Randy sacrifices himself to save Ric Flair's last brain cell... ![]() Triple H: No... I'll give you anything... Randy: ANYTHING? Triple H: ANYTHING! Benoit: I want a 1 year title run follwed by 10 years in the main event. Triple H: Done... Randy: I want you out of the main event forever... Triple H: Done... Now can I have the tape back? Randy: What tape? Triple H: .............. SHIT! ![]() They didn't exactly have the "DIMA" down yet... ![]() Hogan: That's right Vince! She can be all yours if I get one more run! Vince: Mmmmm... DONE! Brooke: BUT... BUT DAD! Hogan: It's okay hon, it'll all work out in the end! Vince: C'mon hon, I want to start NOW! (Vince starts to drag Brooke off) Brooke: DAAAAAAAAAAD!!! Hogan: Have fun! A few long ones this week, huh? |
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^ LOL at that last one.
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