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Old 12-10-2003, 09:57 AM   #41
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Old 12-10-2003, 12:00 PM   #42
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What you don't see is the "all your base are belong to us" written on the back.


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Old 12-10-2003, 02:32 PM   #43
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Originally Posted by El Santo
El Santo enters the ring and stares at Corkscrewed, eye to eye. Corkscrewed offers his hand. El Santo hesistates at first, then shakes Corkscrewed's hands.

They lift their hands in the air in triumph.

The two turn to hug, but suddenly, El Santo wraps his arm around Corkscrewed's neck for a shocking DDT!

El Santo rips open his shirt, which boldly proclaims the words "STUPID NOOB". An evil grin spreads across his face.

JR: "Oh mah Gawd! I can't believe what I'm seeing here folks! El Santo... has gone... INSANE! ... What's this? I don't believe this! He's grabbing a chair from ringside... Oh mah Gawd! Don't do this! For the love of Gawd..." *Smack!* "I can't believe what I'm seeing! For all that is good and holy... why doesn't anyone stop him?"

The theme song for "The Caption Crew" hits, and loopydate and Dude Love come to ringside, looking for revenge. El Santo, however, hightails it out of the ring and run off into the audience.

King: "Do you think that El Santo has joined the 'Stupid Noob' faction, JR?"

JR: "Though it was painfully obvious from the shirt he was wearing, I still have to say that I have no clue, King."
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Originally Posted by Corkscrewed


The following RAW, the show opens up with fireworks. Hit Caption Crew's music. Corkscrewed comes out with Loopydate and gets the mic, calling El Santo out. Nothing happens, then the STUPID NOOB music hits, and StoneColdStunners comes out.

StoneColdStunners: That's right, El Santo's one of us! He did it for the Rock! I mean Stone Cold! But don't be mad, we be friends?

Corkscrewed: Nevarrrrrr!!!!!!

Cork and Loopy proceed to beat the crap out of StoneColdStunners, with Cork giving him the Osaka Stunner followed by a Torture Rack into Brainbuster combo move. Loopy then gives SCS a wicked spinebuster. El Santo appears on the Titantron.

El Santo: You think you're so tough with that little noob, huh? Lets see you pick on El Enmascarado de Plata!!!

Hurricane flies into the scene.

Hurricane: You're dressed like a superhero. You're copying me! Wassup widdat????

El Santo clotheslines Hurricane and plants him with a Tiger Bomb on the concrete, then signals to Cork and Loopy to "Just bring it." Cork and Loopy leave SCS in the ring, a bloody mess, and go on the hunt backstage for the traitor.

To be continued....
ROFLMAO! Not to sound like a kiss-ass or anything, but DAMN you guys are funny!

Plus, I like the thought of me throwing a "wicked spinebuster." Not bad from a guy of Razzish proportions
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Old 12-10-2003, 02:57 PM   #44
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All I got was a run-in on the end of the first week.
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Old 12-10-2003, 03:56 PM   #45
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All I got was a run-in on the end of the first week.
You gotta put yourself in the Crew officially. (Zombie-like) Joooooin us, Nowhere Maaaaan...
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Old 12-10-2003, 04:04 PM   #46
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All the veterans thought they were being so funny forcing Rene to eat all those marshmallows. Unfortunately, poor Mick's suit paid the price...
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Old 12-10-2003, 05:51 PM   #47
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*****Starts a feud with both "Caption Crew" and "Stupid NOOB" stables in true "Loose Cannon" fashion proclaiming they both SUCK.

CAPTION THIS:
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Old 12-10-2003, 05:54 PM   #48
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Originally Posted by loopydate
You gotta put yourself in the Crew officially. (Zombie-like) Joooooin us, Nowhere Maaaaan...
Will do.

*Ahem*

Later on in the show, Corkscrewed and Loopy are backstage, still hunting for the turncoat Santo. They find him in the parking lot, and just as they rush in to give the treasonous bastard the beating he deserves, rabidwolverine and J.R.'s a Closet HLA Lover attack them from behind. Things look grim for the caption crew, when suddenly there's a loud explosion! The mysterious Nowhere Man bursts through the wall, but trips and falls flat on his face, thus knocking his helmet off for just long enough for everyone to find out that he's actually Dude_Love. The STUPID NOOB villains fall over from laughing so hard, which allows Nowhere Man to finish them both off with his patented 720 Corkscrew Red Star Press.
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Old 12-10-2003, 06:01 PM   #49
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Originally Posted by Nowhere Man
Will do.

*Ahem*

Later on in the show, Corkscrewed and Loopy are backstage, still hunting for the turncoat Santo. They find him in the parking lot, and just as they rush in to give the treasonous bastard the beating he deserves, rabidwolverine and J.R.'s a Closet HLA Lover attack them from behind. Things look grim for the caption crew, when suddenly there's a loud explosion! The mysterious Nowhere Man bursts through the wall, but trips and falls flat on his face, thus knocking his helmet off for just long enough for everyone to find out that he's actually Dude_Love. The STUPID NOOB villains fall over from laughing so hard, which allows Nowhere Man to finish them both off with his patented 720 Corkscrew Red Star Press.
Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice.

*Marks out for Shockmaster entrance*

Now, just change your User Title...
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Old 12-10-2003, 06:08 PM   #50
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Gangrel continued his feud with the Rock by giving him a Bloodbath on his first night back.
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Old 12-10-2003, 06:13 PM   #51
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The Giant Hand from the Smackdown set, with his twin brother, stalks the Rock on Raw
Hand: Rock! Smackdown is the Rock Show, I thought you loved us!



Rosey: "By the Power of Greyskull!"
Hurricane: He's not a superhero *stupid SHIT*
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Old 12-11-2003, 04:35 PM   #52
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^

Sorry, but try again. They weren't funny. It sounds mean, but just telling ya.


*marks out for Shockmaster-Nowhere-Man*

*notes that El Santo hasn't replied. We'll continue this on the SD! captions*
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Old 12-11-2003, 05:05 PM   #53
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CAPTION THIS:

Loose Cannon shows the tpww audience how many licks it takes to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop.
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Old 12-11-2003, 10:35 PM   #54
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Molly was starting to lose her temper at Victoria for her half-assed attempt at the YMCA dance


Even the ever helpful Ric Flair came down to ringside to try to help Victoria with the YMCA dance but to no avail


Hurricane didn't know which was more painful and embarassing; having Bizmark Henry give him a hernia check in the middle of a match on national television or being forced to team up with a useless pile of Super-Hero-In-Training. "NWA-TNA, take me away!"
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Old 12-11-2003, 10:39 PM   #55
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CAPTION THIS:

Loose Cannon shows the tpww audience how many licks it takes to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop.
No thats actually my solute to both the "Caption Crew" and "Stupid Noob" stables
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Old 12-11-2003, 11:46 PM   #56
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Old 09-30-2005, 05:23 PM   #57
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Old 09-30-2005, 05:35 PM   #58
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Old 09-30-2005, 07:44 PM   #59
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Yeah, see, this would work if the pics still worked.

As it is, someone get Funky Fly on the case, pronto!
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Old 09-30-2005, 07:46 PM   #60
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Old 09-30-2005, 08:07 PM   #61
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Old 09-30-2005, 08:08 PM   #62
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Old 10-01-2005, 12:52 AM   #63
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Old 10-01-2005, 05:18 AM   #64
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Geez, I totally missed the Caption Crew promos.

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Old 10-01-2005, 01:11 PM   #65
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Old 10-01-2005, 03:53 PM   #66
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Old 10-01-2005, 05:49 PM   #67
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There are red X's because this post is TWO FUCKING YEARS OLD!!!!!
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