Do you think that there would still be wrestling if Satan ruled the world?

[Kane Knight]

Originally Posted by loopydate If Satan ruled the world and there was still wrestling: - Talented wrestlers like Sean O'Haire and Rhyno would be Velocity mainstays while A-Train and Big Show would have long segments on SmackDown. - The most entertaining gimmick on television would inexplicably become demonized by the face play-by-play man. - A middle-aged, out-of-touch, redneck would be calling play-by-play on Monday nights. - A middle-aged, out-of-touch, redneck would be the "Sheriff" on Monday nights. - A cruiserweight division with more than a half-dozen top international talents would be a three-man show. - Billy Gunn would be making a comeback. Oh, shit...

*AHEM* I believe there are SEVEN signs of the Apocalypse...