Raw Captions for 2/21/05

**El Santo** · 02-22-2005, 11:09 PM

As Benoit pulled back the mask, he realized that there was no Phantom of the Wrestling Ring. It was Muhammed Hassan all this time!

Muhammed Hassan: the most hardcore piggyback rider of all time.

Shawn Michaels felt the comedic wrath of Edge and Christian when the duo somehow pulled two chairs out from underneath him!

Maybe it's just me, but now that he's grown hair, Goldberg's just not as edgy.

It's a bad sign for a rookie when, in his opening match, he get's a shot in the ass.

Steven should've known that he didn't stand a chance against RVD in the WWE's first Snort-o-Rama match.

Batista gives the opinion of what a majority of fans think of Smackdown nowadays.

I will NOT make a joke about Trips and his "backstage pushes"...
I will NOT make a joke about Trips and his ...
Ah, hell.

Batista: "So according to this invoice, we're missing one table from inventory. Trips, do you know about a missing table from ... oh, yeah. Right."

Batista: "Oh, my God... is that me on the Titantron? How long have I had this chocolate milk stain on my chin?!?!?"

Batista's "sinking in quicksand" impersonation was a big hit with the fans.

02-22-2005, 11:09 PM	#5
El Santo One Man Horror Show Posts: 1,046	As Benoit pulled back the mask, he realized that there was no Phantom of the Wrestling Ring. It was Muhammed Hassan all this time! Muhammed Hassan: the most hardcore piggyback rider of all time. Shawn Michaels felt the comedic wrath of Edge and Christian when the duo somehow pulled two chairs out from underneath him! Maybe it's just me, but now that he's grown hair, Goldberg's just not as edgy. It's a bad sign for a rookie when, in his opening match, he get's a shot in the ass. Steven should've known that he didn't stand a chance against RVD in the WWE's first Snort-o-Rama match. Batista gives the opinion of what a majority of fans think of Smackdown nowadays. I will NOT make a joke about Trips and his "backstage pushes"... I will NOT make a joke about Trips and his ... Ah, hell. Batista: "So according to this invoice, we're missing one table from inventory. Trips, do you know about a missing table from ... oh, yeah. Right." Batista: "Oh, my God... is that me on the Titantron? How long have I had this chocolate milk stain on my chin?!?!?" Batista's "sinking in quicksand" impersonation was a big hit with the fans.