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That's how I roll!!!
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you have watched Mr. Nanny amd Walking Tall more than once
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It's Hammer Time
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When you drink from a cup you do it with two hands as if you were drinking from a chalice. You have Gangrel's theme playing in your head while you do this.
It's a typical dance. A circle forms whereone guy gets in the middle and shows off his skills. You get in the middle and... BUST OUT THE FRENCH TICKLER!!! |
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The Great Pink Hope
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you and your friends stonecold a 30 case of beer by having one friend randomly toss out beers when you call for them and then taking two and smash them together.
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You randomly get the urge to start stomping your foot on the ground and tell people that you are just "Tuning up the band."
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In Junior High basketball we always used to come out to the DX theme, when i was a senior i wanted to come out to Triple H's theme, but i was the only person that still watched wrestling, so that got nixed.
When i was a senior we had a big report that we had to do, and i did mine on the evolution of professional wrestling. There was a kid in my school that everyone used to call Goldberg, ( I never really figured out why, he was really scrawny, but whatever) he moved to a different town and came back once for our homecoming pep rally, and about 80% of the school started a GOLDBERG chant that went on probably for a couple of minutes. |
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R.I.P Eddie Guerrero
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I swear to god im in a couple of uni classes were the prof is boring me to death and I start thinking, man I wish someone would shut the guy up. I start hearing wrestler's theme music and I picture them nailing their finisher on the prof. So far I have pictured Orton hitting the RKO when the prof turns around and the Batista bomb on the table .
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R.I.P. Eddie Guerrero
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Your best pick up line is asking the girl if she wants to ride "Space Mountain."
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R.I.P. Eddie Guerrero
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When watching a football game (U.S.) and you see the quarterback get sacked you yell out, "GOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRREEE!!!!!!"
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R.I.P. Eddie Guerrero
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When talking smack to someone you told them that you would "kick their roody poo candy ass all over God's green Earth."
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I Just Passed You By!
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It's shocking how many of these I'm guilty of. The Answer, try giving a stunner to the student director.
You use bizzare weapons against people in real life situations e.g. guitar (actually did this to my dad a few weeks ago, what a cool noise it makes) |
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LIMITLESS
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Inno Knows.
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...I had the people's eyebrow in my 9th grade yearbook.
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I Just Passed You By!
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I was stunnering the guy behind me. He counted to 3 (the photographer) and it had a delayed flash, so when I saw the light I just grabbed him. I'll see if I can find the yearbook.
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FIT Challenge Slag People
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...you scald dogs to see if JR's been full of shit this whole time.
...you feel the need to back up the phrase "No thanks, I don't like pie" with something that re-affirms your masculinity. ...the shows you booked with your Hasbro WWF figures when you were 10 are better than this month's WWE PPV (bonus points for a face turn by either Papa Shango or the Berzerker). ...you stopped saying your prayers and taking your vitamins for a dark period in the mid-'90s. |
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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EL MERO MERO!
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Back to the subject ..... when every New Year's Eve, you do the Y2J pose along with the countdown. .... you carry a giant bag and you warn people that you've got 25 inches of fear in there, ala Jake Roberts. Expect more looks if this is a pick-up line, which the word "bag" would be replaced with "pants". .... you add bullhorns and your initials to the front of your car/bike/skateboard/dog. |
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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You consider yourself to have a broad and diverse taste in music, because you listen to Hogan's, Booker T's, and Undertaker's Themes.
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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...You actually recognised both people who appeared on Raw last night without being told.
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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...You think that WCW should have sued Marvel, because of that super hero that rips of Mysterio...
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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...You refer to any black guy you meet as a "charismatic young man."
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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You remember that Kane killed Abel, but wonder what federation he wrestled for.
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That's how I roll!!!
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You think that the Romans got the "thumbs up", "thumbs down" thing from Batista
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The Great Pink Hope
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You wonder if it would hurt jumping off that balcony up there.
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Dub loves the kids!
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You get in the middle of the dance floor at a club and do the Spinerooni.
When you're going down on a girl, you do Rock's Lalalalalala-OW! |
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