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Herp a derp, and so on
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El Smackdown Captiones (por 05.19.2005)
Si! Here are de pics, my friends!
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#2 |
Herp a derp, and so on
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And my submission:
![]() Angry Latina Woman plots her revenge~! ![]() Carlito: Who got this red crap all over my shirt? Dat's not cool! ![]() Carlito: Wait, lemme try dees, lemme try dees... Joo can't see me!! Matt [By George, he's right! I really can't!] ![]() Luckily Steven Richards was there to hold the two apart. (Did I get it right? ![]() ![]() Matt: You seem to have a metal folding chair implanted in your backside! How utterly repugnant! ![]() NOOGIE FROM HELL BAHGAWD!!!! ![]() JBL: Say it! SAY IT! SAY YOU LOVE GARTH BROOKS!!! Scotty: Gurgle. ![]() Booker: Yes...my precioussss...your face is so soft and white! Like a baby's! Will you be my little baby-face? ![]() Jindrak: HELP ME! X-Pac's sucking power...tooo..STRONG!! ![]() Jindrak: Missed! ![]() How to Be a Heel, Part I: Wear expensive clothing! The Rock did it when he was heel. Triple H does it now backstage. Once you wear nice things, people will hate you and boo you! ![]() Robinson: Oh, I see! Those ARE nice boots! ![]() Jordan: And it was THIS big! Heidenreich: Arrrrrg!? ![]() Heidenreich: He was my FRIEND! For about two minutes...I don't last as long with black guys...not much stamina in the sack... ![]() Do the HEIDENDANCE! Jump like you got a ferret in your tights. And swing your arm like a pirate just might! Now hop to the left and hop to the right. Do the Heiden-Dance, yeah you're doing it right! ![]() Holly seems to navigate the glass ceiling quite well... ![]() Nitro: Not cool, man, NOT cool! Stop being such a homo! Mercury: Noo noo noo, you can't say that. ![]() He's my little Basham Baby! ![]() JBL: CHAPTER THREE...! Cena: Make him stop! MAKE HIM STOP! ![]() After ten weeks of not bathing, Danny Basham goes down easily... ![]() Cena: Whew! I made a stinky! Basham: Gaaaaaaahh... ![]() John Cena: No, YOU, my friend, are indeed THE homo! JBL: What? Is this...is this true...? |
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Orlando needs to get off my fucking tv, or at least shave his head again.
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#4 |
*Oh Sh*t*
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![]() What does that say? ![]() Carlito: You're holding the chair upside down! Matt: Sorry. ![]() JBL: Gotta knock that thing out of your throat. Scotty: I'm not choking. JBL: Quit playin. We both know you are. S2H: No I'm not. JBL: Yes you are. ![]() JBL: See, now you're chooking. S2H: Meanie. ![]() Medusa in black male form. ![]() OJ: Watch my new dance. Hidenreich: AHHHHH! ![]() Is my breath Okay? |
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*Oh Sh*t*
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lol are you his hairdresser or something?
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*Oh Sh*t*
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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![]() I want to have bestiality sex with your wife... *Whispering* You're kidding. They did? They used that in an angle. *whispering* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! (Ladies and gentlement, due to severe mental breakdown, Kane Knight will tonight be played by Colin Powell) ![]() "Why does he want to have Bestiality sex with Charmell? My face is TWICE as horselike!" ![]() "Invisible apples? Dat's not cul." ![]() "Now don't get alarmed...But there's something on your shoulder." ![]() Morgan: It'd be a shame to waste this "cabana..." Big Show: What are you saying? Morgan: Did you see the Lingerie Pillow Fight on Raw? ![]() Spinal reallignment doesn't work well when you have the WWE HMO. ![]() Fortunately, JBL knew the Heimlich. ![]() ...Or so he had claimed on his "championship Application form." -Or- Scotty tried to decide which gimmick was worse: S2H, the hip-hop poser, or Calico, JBL's "pony." ![]() Booker kindly brushes his opponent's toupé before replacing it. ![]() Inspired by Lita, Booker Botches a chop, just in time to get a main event push. ![]() "No! please don't show me nudes of Sharmell!" ![]() A Botched chorus line. ![]() As part of his heel turn, Eddie Gurerro comes to the ring dressed in a suit that he actually purchased. ![]() Eddie: Jesus Saves, esse! Tazz: Didn't he steal that from your locker, Cole? Michael: That bastard! ![]() Funky Fly debuts in the WWE as Heidenreich's "butch." ![]() OJ warned Johnny to stand back while he showed him his "Carlton Dance." ![]() Turns out "Bestiality" Is John's trigger word. ![]() "How old are you, kid?" "9." "Do you know what blue balls feels like?" ![]() Even Holly was amazed. How the HELL did he pull off the MK Bicycle kick? ![]() "Man, those "no fur" guys have been working out." ![]() Cena was relieved to discover he wasn't the only "stuffer" in the locker room. ![]() Bradshaw: and you will STAY like that until you get it right! Step-turn-kick-turn, dammit! ![]() Danny Basham is...THE ONE... ![]() "You can't see...Woah...my breath is HORRIBLE." ![]() Cena: I don't know how to break this to you...But Eddie sold your pants... |
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