"It's called a receipt..."

[Morgan]

Originally Posted by Kane Knight No argument from me. Then again, if the WWE offered me a contract to wrestle Monday Night, I wouldn't go "I don't think my fat ass is professional enough." I'd be more like "Who do I squash?"

Unfortunately it would probably be more like:

VINCE: Tonight you debut in a three on one handicap match against Triple H, Hulk Hogan and the Undertaker.

KANE KNIGHT: The Undertaker's on Smackdown.

VINCE: Right now you're in a transexual angle. Anything else to say smart guy?