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Summerslam fallout, Smackdown! Film noir
Welcome to another exciting edition. Tonight's top story
Michaels Fired: The Heartbreak kid has been given his walking papers, after the Henson workshop determined that the damage done to the "Hulk Hogan" Puppet was irrepairable. The WWE has released a statement wishing their best to the Heartbreak kid in all future endeavors. Blood, Sweat and Tears: Due to United Paramout Networks' request, Smackdown will now be aired completely in black and white. You may have noticed that replays of images where someone bleeding have been in black and white, to obscure the blood. A recent UPN survey has indicated that sweat and oil can also be mistaken for blood by the casual observer, and they do not wish to cause undue alarm. As a result, they have pushed to remove color from the program. OJ/Benoit--Fraud: Reports are that the US championship match did not end as planned. When approached by yours truly for a comment, Vince McMahon said, and I quote, "What US Championship?" Expect no future plans for the US title. My bad. Brock Lockout: The WWE and Brock Lesnar have been unable to come to terms. Apparently, Brock won't come back until his contract allows him to kill wrestlers who appear on "Byte This!" or WWE.com. Expect a long contract negotiation, as the WWE tries to talk him down to a pantsing. Tag Team Divisiveness: The WWE has decided to correct the primary problem with the tag team divisions--The lack of tag teams. As a result, the tag team championships will no longer require an actual tag team. John Cena--See-ya? The WWE has been sued by the ACLU for their negative protrayal of "wiggers," or as they prefer to be called, "wegroes." RK-D'oh! Randy Orton has annoyed numerous officials within the WWE, due to the unscripted finish of his match at Summerslam. Apparently, he was scheduled to lose to the Undertaker, and return as his henchman, "The Embalmer." This would spark a feud between the Deadman and the returning Mordecai, MD. Angle the Liar: Kurt Angle is a fraud, so reports the Yiddish Gazzette. Apparently, Kurt Angle, "American Hero," was born and lives in a small town in Germany. Pics of Kurt in the offending Liederhosen can be found here. ![]() --John Rogers |
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It's a blood match!
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lol the Kurt Angle comment got me laughing lol...
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I am the cheese
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Main Entry: film noir
Pronunciation: -'nwär Function: noun Etymology: French, literally, black film : a type of crime film featuring cynical malevolent characters in a sleazy setting and an ominous atmosphere that is conveyed by shadowy photography and foreboding background music. Now how does this have anything to do with film noir? |
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Also... You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Kane Knight again. |
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Everyone got the association, hence people have taken you to task on it. Since people are getting it, and the people I was targetting it at got it, I stand by my words. ![]() |
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*Tries to resist the urge to Tard Slap poor Destor18*
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*Finally is overcome by his urges...*
*TARD SLAP* |
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Again how my agument hurt by this?
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FIT Challenge Slag People
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*SMACK*
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Well i come into this thread thinking that im going to get some film dicusion and i get a stereotype. Im kind of let down. Im thinking Film Noir in wrestling right on, lets see this and I get black and white? Huh.
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Thats true, will an appology suffice?
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![]() And destor... you forget that noir literally means black in French. Film Noir refers to the black and white movies of the 40s and 50s. The color versions of the 70s (for example, Chinatown) and I guess Sin City qualify as neo noir. |
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I'm fairly sure (this is one of a couple of genres I don't know quite as well) that the "noir" in "film noir" refers to the use of long shadows, right? It's something done primarily in black and white because the monochromatic film tone really brings out the shadows.
It's hard to shoot a film noir in color because the eye is attracted more to the color than to the shadow. That's what makes somthing like Chinatown a "neo noir" as Corky said, because it maintains a lot of the visual and storytelling aspects of the classic noirs ("Maltese Falcon," etc.), but the fact that it's in color means that it - by definition - isn't actually "noir." Or I could just be talking out of my ass. |
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It's easy to portray stark contrast in that sense, and has become easier since modern technology has allowed us to make better, crisper B+W imagery. (Better is, of course, a preference thing. I've never been big on brown and white) |
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For the record I admit defeat to corkscrewed...ya got me. Damn it.
Noir is a type of crime film featuring cynical malevolent characters in a sleazy setting and an ominous atmosphere that is conveyed by shadowy photography and foreboding background music. Color isn't exactly relovent. Its more about characters and setting. |
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Who the fuck are all these newbs? Where the hell did they come from?
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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Oh, and I also apologise for my misuse of the word "tears," since no tears were mentioned in dealing with that tagline. As only blood and sweat (and oil) were involved, I suspect cliché fans will be writing me hate mail.
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Once again, you illustrated the completely wrong point...
This thread has gone to shit... which sucks because the original post was actually funny.. destor = fail . |
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Any how the point was directly directed towards KK for his constant mokery towards my spelling (and rightfully so). I fail to how some one could say you did that wrong and another cant. Which for the second time I admit defeat, and appologize. Corkscrewed came up with a valid and accurate argument against my stament, which he is alone on that point.
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Oh dear god, what the hell has happened to us all, flaming because of a mis interpritation (sp?) of a french word that has nothing to do with wrestling.
Take a good look at yourselves people |
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I would also like to apolgise for the following:
"Wegros." Nobody except me actually calls them that. In reference of the Henson workshop, I called Hogan a "Puppet." The correct term would be Muppet. I would hate to offend anyone. MD is appropriately written M.D. While I originally wrote this for humourous intent, with catchy statements over facts, it has quickly devolved into a serious debate over humourous fallacies made for effect. I dearly hope I have not offended anyone... Except fags, spics, and niggers. |
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Look brother befor your retort I had already admitted I was wrong. Further more I didnt bring up my tutilidge until some else did in an attempt to get a film conversation going (though it failed). I have no intrest in making you see it my way. Nor do I care if you call me "fag". I was looking to drop the conversation because 12 on 1 never really pans out for the one. I respect the fact that everyone on this website likes to suck your dick, I didnt mean to piss off the forum, just you. Seemed like it worked though.
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My comments to you were in no way made with anything to do with KK. |
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Good for you?
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