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President of Freedonia
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The world is dying for a BroMans vs. Hype Bros feud.
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Trickster Demon
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Trickster Demon
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Dude is in Mexico and he can bore the fuck outta people there
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Let me talk to ya
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Eli Drake looks like he's trying to be The Rock with his movements.
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Wrestling Marks Rejoice!
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Seriously, he might as well get a ripoff of the bull arm tat as well. |
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But man, did he so badly want to be The Rock? His acting was so over the top. He's a heel, so the super-expressive selling has its place, but he's not Rock, so he can't get away with it. Holy shit, is this promo fucking awful or what? "YAH!" What the fuck? What it is with people in TNA trying to be purposefully bad? He's confident at talking, but the whole "Yah!" and "That's just a fact of life" catchphrase attempt is just...so horrendously bad. Drake couldn't condition Pavlov's dogs. |
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President of Freedonia
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I am stunned that Baron Dax is only 25.
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President of Freedonia
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Okay, I seriously love Grado.
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President of Freedonia
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Grado time is over.
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President of Freedonia
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Aaaaand the crowd chants "bullshit" at Grado being eliminated already
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Trickster Demon
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I am never sure how I feel about Rockstar Spud
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What the fucking fuck is a Grado?
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President of Freedonia
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Basile Baraka is a catchy as fuck name.
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Trickster Demon
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FUN FACT:
Grado and recently signed RAW cruiserweight Noam Dar are BFF |
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Trickster Demon
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Brodus Clay has CENA NUFF of these jive jabronies
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When Tyrus is the only guy who looks like a star in a match.
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Trickster Demon
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I hate Sheera
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Lol, they keep trying to play off history, but everyone watching the show just walked up today.
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Former TPWW Royalty
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at someone in the crowd screaming "WHY" in disgust when Spudd got elimnated.
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Quark is Less Impressed.
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Eli Drake is going to win, but I hope Tyrus does. These guys suck.
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Fuck, Drake is ridiculous.
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Trickster Demon
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so this was like the Royal Rumble/MITB but they have to tell the World Champ 7 days in advance
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President of Freedonia
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Eli Drake has until the end of the year (aka the next few days of tapings) to cash in.
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That match was booked by someone who knows all the conventions of Battle Royals, and told the guys to go out there and telegraph them as much as possible.
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Trickster Demon
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Jeremy Borash looks like a guy who just ate a lot of food at a buffet and is stuffing it in his cheeks instead of swallowing so he can fit more in
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Trickster Demon
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^^^ that was probably mean, hashtag oh well
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President of Freedonia
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THAT'S the guy that gets to fuck Gail Kim?
I hate my life and I want to die. |
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Eli Drake is a heel isn't he? That kind of indicates what's going down in the main event.
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That was so fucking atrocious.
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Maria is tremendous.
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Glad Eli Drake won. Big fan of the guy.
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"Moose" is a really fucking stupid name for a wrestler.
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Trickster Demon
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The MOOSE means business because he is the MOOSE and you stay out of the MOOSE's way when The MOOSE is charging because the MOOSE has enough and The MOOSE is not fucking around.
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Trickster Demon
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MOOSE
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Let me talk to ya
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This story is so fucking terrible. Bennett brings Moose in is basically a piece of shit. But then it turns out he's not a piece of shit because he loses a match he was paid to lose? The FUCK?!?
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Okay, that close-up of him doing the Moose thing at the end was funny.
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