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#561 |
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I love his catchphrases.
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I've revised my list of talent WWE might possibly want from TNA down to:
* Abyss * Bobby Lashley * Crazzy Steve (NXT) * Jeff Hardy * Drew McIntyre * EC3 * Cherry Bomb (NXT) * Gail Kim (but I don't think she'd go) * Jade (NXT) * Raquel (NXT) * Rosemary (NXT) * Sienna (NXT) * McKenzie Mitchell * Brian Hebner (if they decide to forgive him for helping his daddy and uncle sell t-shirts) They will probably take Matt Hardy eventually, but I think they are smart enough to realize that the money is in Jeff Hardy and when he cools to bring back The Hardys. |
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#563 |
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He's like a worse Miz.
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#565 |
Wrestling Marks Rejoice!
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#566 |
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TNA obviously sees something in him. Don't see how you can call the guy bland at all. His catchphrases may be a little corny but he's one of the better talkers in TNA.
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#567 |
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This on top of the 3 point thing EVERYTIME he says his name, "DUMMY, YEAH", "WHEN I SAY DUMMY... I WASN'T TALKING TO YOU, I WAS TALKING TO ME" shit makes him hard to listen to. And his delivery is, as I said before, way too similar to a Rock promo. It is like he's a dollar store Rocky. Dollar Tree Eli Miavia. Him being on some show with The Rock is news to me. But it makes sense, now. Maybe he got some "advice" or "coaching"... but it kinda stinks of knockoff. Kinda like anyone familiar with music around the mid 90's where Babyface could do no wrong, and you could tell who he had signed to his company, because any song written by him "sounded" like him in performance- most notably with Toni Braxton and the debut of Jon B. (who sounded so much like him, that nobody could originally tell which verse was Jon's and which verse was Babyface without seeing the video for "Someone To Love"). Point is, if he *did* get help, it was more a curse than a gift, because he comes off as more a TNA carbon copy than someone who got a few pointers to try help his career trajectory. It would do the same damage if he was on "Hogan Knows Best", and then showed up in TNA and was all "Brother" this and "Dude" that. He is apparently comfortable on the stick, he just needs to dial back on that cringeworthy catchphrasy shit by about three notches and find more of his own "voice". You're a heel, shithead, stop pandering for the chants and reactions: just ignore it. TL;DR - the guy has what it takes to be a huge star for TNA, BUT not when you try to force it like he does and oh-so obviously apes one of the biggest names in wrestling history to do it. |
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#569 |
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Unrelated to anything else I wrote:
Love the piano mashup of Team Extreme/Live For The Moment/Moonlight Sonata/Obsolete... delightful! Also at Live For The Moment, I thought about Matt's Anti-Bullying Video. Win-win. |
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#570 |
BAY BAY
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I'm here for the MAIN EVENT of Hardys V Decay.
Well, I can't even bother watching it and I'm just listening to New Legacy Inc talk over it. |
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#571 |
BAY BAY
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Piano version of OBSOLETE is fantastic
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#572 |
BAY BAY
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ACHYA ACHYA ACHYA
Match sounds fun |
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#573 |
BAY BAY
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Ahhhh, Jeff Hardy's backyard gimmicks.
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#574 |
BAY BAY
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FIREBALL
Matt Hardy is literally the best |
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#575 |
BAY BAY
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#576 |
BAY BAY
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#577 |
BAY BAY
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FOR ONE NIGHT ONLY, INDULGE YOUR ADEECTION
SPOT MONKEY JEFF |
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#578 |
BAY BAY
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#579 |
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I Feel like the "Investor" is Dixie using one of those "Quick Cash Loans" scams you see on late night TV.
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#580 |
Trickster Demon
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lol probably
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#581 |
King of Suplexes/Oxy
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#582 |
3 Dicks Out For Trips
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I know who the investor is:
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#583 |
King of Suplexes/Oxy
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Can't wait for Stock Native American Woman to be revealed as the new CFO OF IMPACT WRESTLING~!
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BAY BAY
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Random quote from someone else I read:
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#585 |
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Also the catchphrases "DELETE" "Delightful!" etc. are all more over than "believe that!"
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#586 |
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#587 |
3 Dicks Out For Trips
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#588 |
King of Suplexes/Oxy
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#589 |
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Dixie's parent probably just footed the bill for Bound for Glory and the tapings with the guarantee that Dixie sales the company.
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#590 |
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#591 |
King of Suplexes/Oxy
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LET'S REMEMBER SOME MORE TNA!
Oops. Sorry. That was UPW. |
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#592 |
Quark is Less Impressed.
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TNA is saved by CashNet USA Man. He will be the next John Cena.
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#593 |
Quark is Less Impressed.
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How was that their WrestleMania? Seemed like a regular ppv. They deserve to be DELETED BY MEEKMAHON!
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#594 |
His name is Jeff Harvey
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Rumor has it Hillary Clinton is the mystery funder, according to the AP Press she did it to try to convert wrestling fans to vote for her.
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#595 |
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They only do two a year now. Personally I feel Slammiversary should be their WM.
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#596 |
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Nah, Slammiversary shouldn't even be a ppv.
"Hey we survived another year let's celebrate!" is something losers do. |
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#597 |
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Speaking from experience? I trust you're the authority on this matter.
#MeanestPoster2016 |
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He's confident on the mic, but so is Miz. So was Kennedy. So was Road Dogg. So is Orton. So is Triple H. So is the comic at your local club. So is the racist down at the pub. Some people confuse being a confident talker with being a good talker, and some people confuse being a good talker with being a good promo. Saying "Yeah!" over and over again until a parrot repeats it does not sell television or pay-per-view. Quote:
Promos are supposed to be from the heart. They're supposed to sell yourself, your opponenet and your match to an audience. Miz may have successfully done that on Talking Smack, but I think it stands out because no one else is cutting real promos...at all. I think expectations have always been tremendously low for The Miz, so when he does something average people think it's good, and when he does something good, people think it's great. That's why he always tends to sink below whatever station he is pushed to. He'd make a great manager, because he can talk, probably understands what a good promo is, can bump, and won't steal the spotlight from the stars, because he's just not that good. I've also really liked his commentary. He really puts guys over. If he could focus on that once his in-ring career is done, I can one day see him calling a WrestleMania to be honest. Quote:
He does need to find his own voice, and his comfort on the mic will make that easier for him if he chooses to do it, and he doesn't cling to this shtick that a few mutants in the Impact Zone follow. |
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Not content with being Anonymous RAW GM, he now seeks his fortune as Anonymous TNA Benefactor. |
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#600 |
Skibbidy Lock Jaw
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