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[Paranoid Rattlesnake]

Originally Posted by road doggy dogg I know that big_bluto isn't funny. gg

I know that Big_bluto is a daft cunt

Originally Posted by big_bluto True.

Why Thankyou

[HankScorpio]

^^^
ROFL

Undertaker is a cowboy.

[Disturbed316]

Originally Posted by big_bluto Also, before he gives someone the People's Elbow, he manages to convince them that lying still on the mat will allow them to smell what 'The Rock Is Cookin' and this gives him the time to perform that trickiest of maneuvers.

So did Razor Ramone

We also know that RASSLIN IS FAKE!!!111

[big_bluto]

Originally Posted by Paranoid Rattlesnake I know that Big_bluto is a daft cunt

*^^Apparent lack of imagination results in petty-name calling.^^*

**big bluto struggles for something funny to say**
(5 seconds pass)

**big bluto goes through 6 drafts of rants aimed at Paranoid Rattlesnake**


(5 minutes pass)



**big bluto cools down a little**
(30 seconds pass)
Cue response.......





"THAT THE BEST YOU'VE GOT?"
C'mon dude - you're what? 19 years old and the best you can come up with is 'Big Bluto is a daft cunt'.
That isn't worthy of a 1st year at high school!

Use your imagination, let go with that expansive vocabulary and come up with something creative.
You can do it.......just let rip.....
Try it...
It's easy......

I'll look forward to your response.

[damn tekno]

Molly is bald.

[Paranoid Rattlesnake]

Originally Posted by big_bluto *^^Apparent lack of imagination results in petty-name calling.^^* **big bluto struggles for something funny to say** (5 seconds pass) **big bluto goes through 6 drafts of rants aimed at Paranoid Rattlesnake** (5 minutes pass) **big bluto cools down a little** (30 seconds pass) Cue response....... "THAT THE BEST YOU'VE GOT?" C'mon dude - you're what? 19 years old and the best you can come up with is 'Big Bluto is a daft cunt'. That isn't worthy of a 1st year at high school! Use your imagination, let go with that expansive vocabulary and come up with something creative. You can do it.......just let rip..... Try it... It's easy...... I'll look forward to your response.

lol, I wasn't letting rip on you

I was stating a fact

[Rock Bottom]

Damn bluto. You're jobbing to Paranoid Rattlesnake. I want you to hit yourself.

[Eunos]

Why do people insist on posting 2 threads in a row rather then edit? Tis annoying.

Anyway

I know Triple H jobbed to Shelton Benjamen ¬¬

[Goldbird]

Spike Dudley and Funaki eat steroids.

[big_bluto]

Originally Posted by Rock Bottom Damn bluto. You're jobbing to Paranoid Rattlesnake. I want you to hit yourself.

Never gonna happen.......

[big_bluto]

Originally Posted by Paranoid Rattlesnake lol, I wasn't letting rip on you I was stating a fact

Stating a fact? Hmmmmm........

Collins English Dictionary defines 'daft' as;
adj Chiefly Brit. (1) foolish, simple or stupid, (2) a slang word for insane (3) extremely fond of (4) frivolous, giddy

Collins English Dictionary defines 'cunt' as;
Taboo (1) the female genitalia (2) a woman considered sexually or (3) a mean obnoxious person

Okay - that gives me a good idea of what you consider to be 'fact' and what is in reality actually fiction.
Now then, here's the deal....

1) You sound like a bitter, sad, whiney, little bitch because I started making jokes in your thread. Boo-hoo. Suck it up. Get over it.
2) There are very few words or things I take exception to being called, but the least you could do is come up with something creative.
3) Despite invitation to come up with something constructive to call me, you've proved either (a) a limited experience in life, or (b) you have a limited vocabulary, or (c) you have a limited intellect, or more probably (d) you have no balls.

The reason I suggest that despite being named Phil, being 19 years old and bitching like a big, fat, elephants fanny, you apparently sit safely at home, calling people bad names on the internet, while your folks are downstairs wishing their little boy would (a) go out more, or (b) get his Nat-King-Cole and discover there's more to life.

If you called me a cunt in a pub, then you'd be sitting there trying to fnd your teeth, and asking people what happened to you, while the other bystanders would be lying to you about why they never jumped in to help.

See here's the thing. I had 2 options.
1) I could post a reply which would result in this petty name-calling shit, which will degenerate into this. (Sad, but entertaining for others)
or
2) I could post something like I did above, which would give you the opportunity to turn this into something funny. (giving you more credit than you deserve there, because as it turns out, you don't seem capable)

So what am I trying to achieve here?
1) Prove that if you want to call me a cunt, then you have to prove yourself capable. You haven't.
2) Have some fun. it's a website where people post opinions, facts and dreams. When you start giving people grief because they're doing so, then you have to look at who is the 'daft cunt'?
3) Disprove the fact:
Daft - suggests that I am either a bit thick, or extremely fond of something
Cunt - suggests that I am either obnoxious, or a vagina.
Hmmmm.....
Stupid and obnoxious, or extremely fond of vagina?

Well, what do you know.
I am extremely fond of vagina.
As it turns out you might be onto something after all, although something tells me that is totally accidental on your part.

Once you've prised yourself away from your PC, your internet porn and assorted butt-plug's, gotten a life, a girlfriend, some lovin, and learnt that there is more to life, you'll be able to look back on this and realise how much of a bitter-sounding, sad, lonely, whiny, ass-dildo, bitch you actually seem to be.
In the meantime, get a life, or go piss up a rope, ****stick!

[Paranoid Rattlesnake]

Originally Posted by big_bluto Stating a fact? Hmmmmm........ Collins English Dictionary defines 'daft' as; adj Chiefly Brit. (1) foolish, simple or stupid, (2) a slang word for insane (3) extremely fond of (4) frivolous, giddy Collins English Dictionary defines 'cunt' as; Taboo (1) the female genitalia (2) a woman considered sexually or (3) a mean obnoxious person Okay - that gives me a good idea of what you consider to be 'fact' and what is in reality actually fiction. Now then, here's the deal.... 1) You sound like a bitter, sad, whiney, little bitch because I started making jokes in your thread. Boo-hoo. Suck it up. Get over it. 2) There are very few words or things I take exception to being called, but the least you could do is come up with something creative. 3) Despite invitation to come up with something constructive to call me, you've proved either (a) a limited experience in life, or (b) you have a limited vocabulary, or (c) you have a limited intellect, or more probably (d) you have no balls. The reason I suggest that despite being named Phil, being 19 years old and bitching like a big, fat, elephants fanny, you apparently sit safely at home, calling people bad names on the internet, while your folks are downstairs wishing their little boy would (a) go out more, or (b) get his Nat-King-Cole and discover there's more to life. If you called me a cunt in a pub, then you'd be sitting there trying to fnd your teeth, and asking people what happened to you, while the other bystanders would be lying to you about why they never jumped in to help. See here's the thing. I had 2 options. 1) I could post a reply which would result in this petty name-calling shit, which will degenerate into this. (Sad, but entertaining for others) or 2) I could post something like I did above, which would give you the opportunity to turn this into something funny. (giving you more credit than you deserve there, because as it turns out, you don't seem capable) So what am I trying to achieve here? 1) Prove that if you want to call me a cunt, then you have to prove yourself capable. You haven't. 2) Have some fun. it's a website where people post opinions, facts and dreams. When you start giving people grief because they're doing so, then you have to look at who is the 'daft cunt'? 3) Disprove the fact: Daft - suggests that I am either a bit thick, or extremely fond of something Cunt - suggests that I am either obnoxious, or a vagina. Hmmmm..... Stupid and obnoxious, or extremely fond of vagina? Well, what do you know. I am extremely fond of vagina. As it turns out you might be onto something after all, although something tells me that is totally accidental on your part. Once you've prised yourself away from your PC, your internet porn and assorted butt-plug's, gotten a life, a girlfriend, some lovin, and learnt that there is more to life, you'll be able to look back on this and realise how much of a bitter-sounding, sad, lonely, whiny, ass-dildo, bitch you actually seem to be. In the meantime, get a life, or go piss up a rope, ****stick!

I've been threatened over the internet, I'd apparently be looking for my teeth if i'd have called you a daft cunt in a pub

What a hard man you must be when you are sitting behind your screen trying to punk someone and saying you'll kick them in. Don't stress you little pre-pubescent self out too much, I know that adrenalines flowing so just go wank it off over your dwarf porn collection then you'll feel miles better.

Also somebody who has dictionary.com bookmarked on his computer is telling me to get a life this is also amusing.

Excuse me why I wallow in my shallow no life state



DAFT CUNT

[Oxstar]

Triple H is gonna have more titles than ric flair.

[Ferocious]

Originally Posted by big_bluto Stating a fact? Hmmmmm........ Collins English Dictionary defines 'daft' as; adj Chiefly Brit. (1) foolish, simple or stupid, (2) a slang word for insane (3) extremely fond of (4) frivolous, giddy Collins English Dictionary defines 'cunt' as; Taboo (1) the female genitalia (2) a woman considered sexually or (3) a mean obnoxious person Okay - that gives me a good idea of what you consider to be 'fact' and what is in reality actually fiction. Now then, here's the deal.... 1) You sound like a bitter, sad, whiney, little bitch because I started making jokes in your thread. Boo-hoo. Suck it up. Get over it. 2) There are very few words or things I take exception to being called, but the least you could do is come up with something creative. 3) Despite invitation to come up with something constructive to call me, you've proved either (a) a limited experience in life, or (b) you have a limited vocabulary, or (c) you have a limited intellect, or more probably (d) you have no balls. The reason I suggest that despite being named Phil, being 19 years old and bitching like a big, fat, elephants fanny, you apparently sit safely at home, calling people bad names on the internet, while your folks are downstairs wishing their little boy would (a) go out more, or (b) get his Nat-King-Cole and discover there's more to life. If you called me a cunt in a pub, then you'd be sitting there trying to fnd your teeth, and asking people what happened to you, while the other bystanders would be lying to you about why they never jumped in to help. See here's the thing. I had 2 options. 1) I could post a reply which would result in this petty name-calling shit, which will degenerate into this. (Sad, but entertaining for others) or 2) I could post something like I did above, which would give you the opportunity to turn this into something funny. (giving you more credit than you deserve there, because as it turns out, you don't seem capable) So what am I trying to achieve here? 1) Prove that if you want to call me a cunt, then you have to prove yourself capable. You haven't. 2) Have some fun. it's a website where people post opinions, facts and dreams. When you start giving people grief because they're doing so, then you have to look at who is the 'daft cunt'? 3) Disprove the fact: Daft - suggests that I am either a bit thick, or extremely fond of something Cunt - suggests that I am either obnoxious, or a vagina. Hmmmm..... Stupid and obnoxious, or extremely fond of vagina? Well, what do you know. I am extremely fond of vagina. As it turns out you might be onto something after all, although something tells me that is totally accidental on your part. Once you've prised yourself away from your PC, your internet porn and assorted butt-plug's, gotten a life, a girlfriend, some lovin, and learnt that there is more to life, you'll be able to look back on this and realise how much of a bitter-sounding, sad, lonely, whiny, ass-dildo, bitch you actually seem to be. In the meantime, get a life, or go piss up a rope, ****stick!

I here by pronounce that Big_Bluto is crowned unofficial king of TPWW. And that Paranoid Rattlesnake is either paid off, or sent to work dark matches against Goldbird and Sledge for the right to take a shower first after each match.

[big_bluto]

Originally Posted by Ferocious I here by pronounce that Big_Bluto is crowned unofficial king of TPWW. And that Paranoid Rattlesnake is either paid off, or sent to work dark matches against Goldbird and Sledge for the right to take a shower first after each match.

Yay me!

[Goldbird]

Holy!!! Heavy gunfire!

*hides under the blanket*

[Paranoid Rattlesnake]

Originally Posted by big_bluto Yay me!

Yeah, he's probably one of those people who actually get scared when people threaten them over the internet with violence, thats why he's kissing up.

[CosaNostra]

Originally Posted by big_bluto If you called me a cunt in a pub, then you'd be sitting there trying to fnd your teeth, and asking people what happened to you, while the other bystanders would be lying to you about why they never jumped in to help.

I love internet "tough guys".

[big_bluto]

Originally Posted by Paranoid Rattlesnake Yeah, he's probably one of those people who actually get scared when people threaten them over the internet with violence, thats why he's kissing up.

Kissing up?
Kiss my frickin ass!

You don't have a whole lot of intellect do you?
I's also apparent that you have no imagination/creative flair either!

When I mentioned about 'the pub' that wasn't a threat. That was an example of how lacking in life experience/testicles you are.
See that was an example of what would happen in real life, and not just if you spoke like that to me, but spoke like that to just about anyone.
Again - apparent lack of life experience!
Yet another reason why I'm convinced that your parents want you to get out more.....

So what else have we had.....

[QUOTE=Paranoid Rattlesnake]
What a hard man you must be when you are sitting behind your screen trying to punk someone and saying you'll kick them in. Don't stress you little pre-pubescent self out too much, I know that adrenalines flowing so just go wank it off over your dwarf porn collection then you'll feel miles better[\QUOTE]
Oh no!
Another apparent lack of imagination!
Blah, blah, porn reference, blah, blah.....
You could have saved yourself time and just copied my entire text, and changed the words around.

Let's cut to the chase here!
You started a good thread. Good topic, with quite a bit of interest.
I made a few jokes. Other people made a few jokes.
It was pointed out that this was meant to be a serious thread, and I apologised for it.
Then you started bitching!
What was a fun thread, with plenty input from others has degenerated into this.
What a waste!

You know, you called me a daft cunt, and then I gave you the opportunity to make a joke out of it, or have some fun, but no, YOU had to lower the tone.
That's why I think so 'highly' of you!
There's certain people in life that 'I wouldn't spit on if they were on fire'. You're nowhere near that level yet for the following reasons;
1) You're a dick, but in the grand scale of life, a pretty tiny one.
2) You don't/won't/can't listen to what people are telling you
3) You apparently can't learn from your mistakes
4) You have no creativity/imagination and you're certainly crap at insulting people. (if you want to see how it's done, refer to earlier posts of 'go piss up a rope, fuckstick, or , 'you big, fat, elephant's fanny'
5) You're on the internet. Whoopy-de-doo. I've pissed you off - Your problem!

If you ever reach the stage of being worthy of annoyance, then I'll let you know.
In the meantime, keep going with the uncreative insults. If I can teach you anything from this whole thread, then it hasn't been a waste.

Big_Bluto


PS - i haven't bookmarked dictionary.com. I actually own a dictionary. (It's a book. You can read them outside, in the park and stuff. Try it - you might see some 'real life')

[Paranoid Rattlesnake]

this message board isn't about life experience, being good at insults as you so eloquently put it or anything like that so what you are talking about has no relevance and is absolute bullshit.

I don't need to be good at insults because it's not what I do. When I called you a daft cunt it wasn't an insult, it was an opinion from what i'd seen in this topic. You basically spammed a topic (not that I have a problem with it) but you didn't spam it very well and then you thought your spam was funny, which by the way it wasn't

Also you are the biggest hypocrite ever, go take alook who made the first porn reference when trying to insult. Also stop trying to cover your failed attempt at internet bullying, you tried to act like a hardman with a scarmongering act and you failed.

You are a joke, as are your posts.

Maybe after abit of life experience you'll come back a better person and be able to realise your wrong doings.




Insults like go piss up a rope and big fat elephants fanny are good???? Are you like 12????


Also I didn't see your apology in the thread for spamming it with crap. If you indeed apologise then fair do's but it still doesn't hide the fact you are a daft cunt

[big_bluto]

Originally Posted by Paranoid Rattlesnake this message board isn't about life experience, being good at insults as you so eloquently put it or anything like that so what you are talking about has no relevance and is absolute bullshit. I don't need to be good at insults because it's not what I do. When I called you a daft cunt it wasn't an insult, it was an opinion from what i'd seen in this topic. You basically spammed a topic (not that I have a problem with it) but you didn't spam it very well and then you thought your spam was funny, which by the way it wasn't Also you are the biggest hypocrite ever, go take alook who made the first porn reference when trying to insult. Also stop trying to cover your failed attempt at internet bullying, you tried to act like a hardman with a scarmongering act and you failed. You are a joke, as are your posts. Maybe after abit of life experience you'll come back a better person and be able to realise your wrong doings. Insults like go piss up a rope and big fat elephants fanny are good???? Are you like 12???? Also I didn't see your apology in the thread for spamming it with crap. If you indeed apologise then fair do's but it still doesn't hide the fact you are a daft cunt

Let's examine the last post boys & girls:


this message board isn't about life experience, being good at insults as you so eloquently put it or anything like that so what you are talking about has no relevance and is absolute bullshit.
What I posted about the website previously:
2) Have some fun. it's a website where people post opinions, facts and dreams. When you start giving people grief because they're doing so, then you have to look at who is the 'daft cunt'?

I don't need to be good at insults because it's not what I do.
Quote: "Big_Bluto is a daft cunt"
WTF?

When I called you a daft cunt it wasn't an insult, it was an opinion
Quote"Originally Posted by Paranoid Rattlesnake
lol, I wasn't letting rip on you

I was stating a fact"


Also you are the biggest hypocrite ever, go take alook who made the first porn reference when trying to insult.
That's the point I was making to you!
You got no imagination! You should've just copied what I said before! I made the first porn reference, and you came back with.....another porn reference.
I told you to get a life, and you came back with......grow up.
Dude, I'm 30!


Also stop trying to cover your failed attempt at internet bullying, you tried to act like a hardman with a scarmongering act and you failed.
WTF is internet bullying? Do you get a book on that from the same place that sells chocolate fireguards?
As for scaremongering? I've already explained that to you.

Maybe after abit of life experience you'll come back a better person and be able to realise your wrong doings.
Again with the copying:
Posted by Big_Bluto:
"Once you've prised yourself away from your PC, your internet porn and assorted butt-plug's, gotten a life, a girlfriend, some lovin, and learnt that there is more to life, you'll be able to look back on this and realise how much of a bitter-sounding, sad, lonely, whiny, ass-dildo, bitch you actually seem to be.
In the meantime, get a life, or go piss up a rope, fuckstick!"

Also I didn't see your apology in the thread for spamming it with crap.
It was there!
If you indeed apologise then fair do's but it still doesn't hide the fact you are a daft cunt
Glad you're going to continue to be gracious about it.

Now then, are you going to post anything;
a) original
b) accurate
c) that I haven't already said

Please, because your boring the shit out of me!

[Paranoid Rattlesnake]

If I was boring the shit out of you you wouldn't bother to keep replying, but seeing as you do i'll keep doing it.

You obviously haven't been here long enough to know let alone figure out that I do nothing


a) original
b) accurate
c) that you haven't already said

[big_bluto]

Originally Posted by Paranoid Rattlesnake If I was boring the shit out of you you wouldn't bother to keep replying, but seeing as you do i'll keep doing it. You obviously haven't been here long enough to know let alone figure out that I do nothing a) original b) accurate c) that you haven't already said

Ding, ding.....Round 12.....

If that's the case, then why bother logging on?
You might as well let me continue posting, and save yourself the bother.

Let me guess what you'll do next.
Something mature......
Something grown up.....
Something logical........
Maybe something thought-provoking.....

Nah!
You'll probably just copy everything I say, like kids do.
'Go to your room'
'Go to your room'
'Pick up your toys'
'Pick up your toys'
etc...........

And you're going to keep replying as long as I am?
What a dick!
Are you 7?
That would certainly explain the lack of vocabulary.....

[What Would Kevin Do?]

Children, can we play nicely??? No offense, you both sound like idiots

[Paranoid Rattlesnake]

Originally Posted by What Would Kevin Do? Children, can we play nicely??? No offense, you both sound like idiots

Sort of a 'gimmick' going on here incase the past 2 and a half years past you by

[Paranoid Rattlesnake]

Originally Posted by big_bluto And you're going to keep replying as long as I am? What a dick! Are you 7? That would certainly explain the lack of vocabulary.....

lol now who's copying who???

[What Would Kevin Do?]

Originally Posted by Paranoid Rattlesnake Sort of a 'gimmick' going on here incase the past 2 and a half years past you by

Ooohhhh yeah..... How could I forget... Afterall, I've obviously been here for the past two and a half years... Silly ole me, what was I thinking.

Oh yeah, and gimmicks on message boards are tarded.