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Flame on, Motherfokkas!
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And, one of the youtube comments say that the 1st one was serious then the director was thinking, "FUCK IT, LET'S HAVE A COMEDY CAMPY STUPID HORROR FLICK THAT'LL LOLZ pure gold." I read in some article that baby's real biological father in real life is the director HIMSELF!!! |
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Stickman
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Ever notice when the female is running away from the villain she finds a way to trip over something? Dumb bitches.
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Narc stole my star
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However if said weapon is a gun, and victim goes to fire it, there is never any bullets left. |
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#44 |
Quark is Less Impressed.
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What horror movie cliche to I find the most annoying? Unnecessary sequels, prequels and reboots! OH MY!
Also renaming of the numbering of the movies randomly. Check the Angry Video Game nerd video on names of movies for further details. |
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#45 |
Wait, what?
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I hate this fast motion crap. Where they speed up a kill, or someone/something rushing to the screen. It looks so cheesy.
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#46 |
Flame on, Motherfokkas!
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^Or how about Gamer?
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#47 |
Save_Us.sandwich
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That Feast scene annoys me. If the lazy asses on the roof would've been ready WHEN HE SWUNG UP WITH THE BABY, they would've saved both. The black guy had to be ready with his "Awww yeah, Dass funneh, yo." one-liner tho.
I guess that's one of my pet peeves - If you're a black guy in a Horror movie, even if you're welldressed in a suit, you need to sound like fucking Flavor Flav when you talk. |
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#48 |
"Ask him!"
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Have not seen a good horror movie in God knows how long. I think "The Ring" is the last one to scare me, and I was like 14 and super stoned when I saw it, so it was just a mind fucker. But "Paranormal Activity" didn't do shit for me, and I watched it alone in a hotel room with all the lights off. Pretty meh. Parts of Blairwitch 2 freaked me out as a kid, but that movie is terrible. The Descent was a great movie, but I wasn't scared.
Now it's all super clean, special effects laden bullshit like the NOES, Friday the 13th and Texas Chainsaw massacre crap that we get that give horror a bad name. When will someone do something truly new and innovative to scare the audiences? |
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