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He's Here
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It's ballet injected with a shit load of testosterone.
Ballet is seriously one of the best analogs for pro wrestling when you think about it. |
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Wrestling is just Improvised stage combat.
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Over Like Rover
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Narc stole my star
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Its not combat.
They arent really fighting each other. |
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Over Like Rover
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Oh look my name is Xero and I'm going to hide my post that will be similar to CSL's only 5 minutes in the future on the 2nd page
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Over Like Rover
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He's Here
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Let us remember who coined this term.
http://www.tpww.net/forums/showthread.php?t=101999 Erik "The Golden Cellar" Slade v. The Destroyer by indieclox |
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Comparing wrestling to ballet is not a good analogy. Ballet is precise, with a dedicated set of motions. Wrestling is more spontaneous as to the exact moves being used. Wrestlers are nothing more than stuntmen with an expertise in exaggerated hand to hand combat with varying acting skills.
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He's Here
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That's exactly what stuntmen do. Think about the guys who have to fight JCVD or Steven Seagal, the difference being wrestlers have to do it with out the benefit of multiple takes. I never made the statement that they are glorified. Are they good at what they do? Some of them are, most barely make it look good.
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Over Like Rover
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'Most barely make it look good?'
Please. |
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When making this statement, I am including all of them. From the ones in the WWE to the guys being thrown around in bingo halls and VFWs.
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Over Like Rover
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Given everybody around, a lot of them are awful. But most people on Earth that watch wrestling are only ever exposed to the very best.
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That's true but my initial point is still valid whether or not most people have seen them.
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He's Here
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If a Clox wrestles in the woods, does it make a sound?
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Over Like Rover
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Depends whether he's too blown up to chant 'This is awesome!' or not.
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It's a blood match!
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It's fake, Sports Entertainment is the perfect definition of what modern wrestling AAA, CMLL, TNA, WWE, all sports entertainment, all fake. Is there an art to wrestling? Yes, the art is not hurting the guy you hit, but making it seem like you did. If people wanted to watch wrestling then why doesn't College Wrestling get huge numbers on TV? Come on, only people involved with Amateur Wrestling watch that. If people want real they watch UFC, and if they want sports entertainment they watch WWE. However, at time you could say UFC is sports entertainment. Sport, that is presumable not with a predetermined winner and loser, also full contact. Entertainment in the personalities that are used to sell fights and they obvious bullshit they talk in interviews.
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The Champ
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Get a poke on
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At one point in that match, even the ref is so bored that he forgets to count for a cover
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People always try and change terms they believe to be negative.
People are pissed off by the word "fake" because they feel it invalidates their enjoyment. Which is retarded, but so are most people. People have tried to rename comic books, defining them as "graphic novels" (Expanding the term from the more "adult" collection), "sequential art," etc. People are throwing terms around now, looking for ones that will stick with video games, because it sounds childish (like comic books). So now we have interactive media (Though technically, we've had it for years). "Game" implies a childish passtime, it seems. Anime can never ever ever be considered cartoons, because cartoons are for kids. You know, as opposed to Pokémon. They think it softens the blow, but it doesn't. Even changing the description from "fake" to "artistic combat" only means the same negative connotations will be applied to the new label. And wrestling will still be looked down on. Most importantly, you sound like a fucking retard when you say "it's not fake, it's...." |
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Masochistic ballet would actually be a less stupid term
Artistic Combat....hmm "Taker and HBK about to square off in what is sure to be classic artistic combat" I think of artistic combat I think of fencing not pro wrestling |
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Wrestling Marks Rejoice!
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"Artistic combat" sounds like the perfect term to describe what that "WMAC Masters" show was.
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It's a blood match!
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The reason ROH won't succeed is because it attempts to be legit, give me a break.
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It's a blood match!
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This coming from somebody who has been to five or more of their shows in the past.
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Tell that's it's not legit to an ROH fan Jordan X. They'll throw one of their 5 hot dogs at you.
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It's a blood match!
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I've gotta be honest to myself and you guys and say the best matches I have ever seen live were from Ring of Honor. Although I quickly learned that each match follows a very similar formula, which is no formula other than spend like two minutes in the ring, go to the outside guard rail spots, back inside for superkicks, suplexes, and lariats, finishers but they kick out, maybe several times, the off the top, maybe a kick out, followed by five super kicks or lariats.
It's cool when done for the main event, but too many matches in ROH try to top each other, instead of make a collective great show. |
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Over Like Rover
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I watched Eddie Edwards vs. Davey Richards earlier today from one of the TV shows. Was fucking ridiculous. Huge top rope rana followed instantly by a powerbomb followed instantly by a submission attempt. Can't really help but sit and think "dickheads
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CSL, you just broke the hearts of the 50 people who watch this shit every week.
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Wrestling is SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT!
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Tacos!
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Tell that to guys like Bob Holly, Droz, etc. who were seriously injured performing in a 'fake' sport. Fake is accurate but perhaps not the most appropriate word - another poster made an analogy to TV and movies and its certainly scripted in that regard but there is also that stuntman/something could go wrong element to it. I would never call a stuntman's work 'fake.' Also, there's no way in hell I'm calling it "artistic combat". So in sum imo, words like fixed, scripted, staged are all terms that would probably be appropriate. I don't really know what the answer is but let's not give it more credit than it deserves, either. |
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I just view it as athletic soap opera.
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that video is before I started really wrestling. That was in a freinds yard. Now i wrestle in front of around 200-400 people and our sister promotion is in PWI Insider.
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You know that’s right
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"Artistic combat"
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It's a blood match!
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