The Hardy Brothers Thread *The Comedy never ends* - Page 2

**Krimzon7** · 08-31-2011, 12:41 AM

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I'll vote for a twist of fate with a revolver in his mouth

I didn't wanna say hope so I went with what rhymes.

**Theo Dious** · 08-31-2011, 12:39 AM

Do we know that though? It doesn't say Matt was confirmed alive, it sounds like they just turned up at Jeff and Beth's house asking questions. You normally don't tweet someone in anger if they're in the same house as you.

**owenbrown** · 08-31-2011, 12:40 AM

Matt and Jeff both need to be in rehab seriously

**Captain of Fun** · 08-31-2011, 12:40 AM

She probably did it for all the people on the internet.

**Aguakate** · 08-31-2011, 12:41 AM

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She probably did it for all the people on the internet.

...She did it for The Rock.

RP · 08-31-2011, 12:42 AM

I just called the police so ....

**Supreme Olajuwon** · 08-31-2011, 12:42 AM

**Theo Dious** · 08-31-2011, 12:42 AM

I'd say though, to marry Jeff Hardy she probably has to be pretty fuckin' nuts too.

**Aguakate** · 08-31-2011, 12:44 AM

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I'd say though, to marry Jeff Hardy she probably has to be pretty fuckin' nuts too.

...I'm pretty sure she's been an enabler for both, so she's not one to talk.

**Supreme Olajuwon** · 08-31-2011, 12:52 AM

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...I'm pretty sure she's been an enabler for both, so she's not one to talk.

do you know this for a fact or are you just being retarded

**Aguakate** · 08-31-2011, 12:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Supreme Olajuwon

do you know this for a fact or are you just being retarded

...you don't have to be a genius to infer this...

**Theo Dious** · 08-31-2011, 12:56 AM

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...you don't have to be a genius to infer this...

Hey, not everybody can add two and two.

**Captain of Fun** · 08-31-2011, 12:58 AM

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...you don't have to be a genius to infer this...

It is a possibility but it's not an accusation I would make without knowing for sure.

**Supreme Olajuwon** · 08-31-2011, 12:59 AM

Aguakate is a child molester.

**Shisen Kopf** · 08-31-2011, 12:43 AM

Matt Hardy sucks. Go on Matt, do yourself in. Go jump of a cliff. That would be x-treme! This is such a load of bullshit.

**Theo Dious** · 08-31-2011, 12:43 AM

POLICE DISPATCHER: We keep getting calls about some guy named Matt Hardy wanting to kill himself.
COP: I'm not falling for this again, I still get laughed at for answering the call when McMahon's limo blew up.

**Skippord** · 08-31-2011, 12:44 AM

I enjoyed Suicide in TNA

there I said it

**Theo Dious** · 08-31-2011, 12:51 AM

"Dear me, Sir, are you in some form of distress?"

**Aguakate** · 08-31-2011, 12:53 AM

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"Dear me, Sir, are you in some form of distress?"

...with a British accent, of course.

**Theo Dious** · 08-31-2011, 12:56 AM

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...with a British accent, of course.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9MxTRspXpQ

This.

**BigCrippyZ** · 08-31-2011, 01:00 AM

If he's really trying to or has succeeded in committing suicide then he's a selfish ass hole and a coward, and if this is just a work (which I think it is currently) then he's a selfish ass hole and an insecure and immature idiot.

**Theo Dious** · 08-31-2011, 12:51 AM

Very sad that Matt Hardy posting a (very damn hopefully) phony suicide note is the most entertaining thing he's done since he feuded with MVP.

**Blitz** · 08-31-2011, 12:57 AM

This is embarrassing and sad. Also, I dare Aguakate to make a post without any ellipses in it.

**thedamndest** · 08-31-2011, 12:59 AM

Tune in next week when Matt Hardy leaks his porno to spankwire.com.

**thedamndest** · 08-31-2011, 01:00 AM

This guy has done everything to promote himself except wrestle a decent match. Maybe he should just become a professional youtube personality.

**Supreme Olajuwon** · 08-31-2011, 01:11 AM

Aguakate put his penis in a 7 year old boy's butthole.

**Aguakate** · 08-31-2011, 01:12 AM

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Aguakate put his penis in a 7 year old boy's butthole.

...Ok, I'll bite...

...what are you trying to do?

**Theo Dious** · 08-31-2011, 01:15 AM

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...Ok, I'll bite...

...what are you trying to do?

Draw attention away from a really dumbass remark?

**Emperor Smeat** · 08-31-2011, 01:11 AM

if this was just another stunt or "work"

Based on the responses, even Jeff and his girlfriend appear to be pissed off at him for continuing doing dumb stuff although him and Jeff seriously need some rehab or help.

Matt more for some mental help and Jeff for his drug problems.

**Theo Dious** · 08-31-2011, 01:12 AM

"Jeff and his girlfriend?" We've only heard from one of them.

**Supreme Olajuwon** · 08-31-2011, 01:13 AM

Doesn't take a genius to infer that you fuck children.

**Aguakate** · 08-31-2011, 01:14 AM

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Doesn't take a genius to infer that you fuck children.

**Evil Vito** · 08-31-2011, 01:15 AM

Fuck Matt Hardy, that was just tasteless on so many levels. He probably could actually snap and kill himself at this point and not a single fuck would be given.

**Aguakate** · 08-31-2011, 01:17 AM

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Fuck Matt Hardy, that was just tasteless on so many levels. He probably could actually snap and kill himself at this point and not a single fuck would be given.

...not anymore...

...he's stupidity reached a whole 'nother level now...though it COULD be that he was under the influence of SOMETHING at the time he thought up this "great" idea.

**Theo Dious** · 08-31-2011, 01:21 AM

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...not anymore...

...he's stupidity reached a whole 'nother level now...though it COULD be that he was under the influence of SOMETHING at the time he thought up this "great" idea.

If he's got his head on his shoulder's he'll disappear for a month and show up having stolen Mordecai's gimmick.

**Juan** · 08-31-2011, 01:19 AM

Matt Hardy worked all you guys again. I bet every wrestling message board right now is talking about Matt Hardy. Genius.

**Theo Dious** · 08-31-2011, 01:20 AM

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Matt Hardy worked all you guys again. I bet every wrestling message board right now is talking about Matt Hardy. Genius.

lol "All you guys" as if you're somehow separate from said group.

**Aguakate** · 08-31-2011, 01:23 AM

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lol "All you guys" as if you're somehow separate from said group.

...You know, 'cause Juan knew all along it was a work and stuff...

**Theo Dious** · 08-31-2011, 01:25 AM

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...You know, 'cause Juan knew all along it was a work and stuff...

I think it's fairly obvious that everyone who has posted is heavily on the work side. The notion that any of us has had an "OMG MAT IZ RELLY GONG 2 KILL HISSELF" reaction is pretty amusing.

**Aguakate** · 08-31-2011, 01:26 AM

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I think it's fairly obvious that everyone who has posted is heavily on the work side. The notion that any of us has had an "OMG MAT IZ RELLY GONG 2 KILL HISSELF" reaction is pretty amusing.

Ryan Clark was going crazy. He went all like "SOMEONE WHO LIVES NEAR MATT OR HAS HIS PHONE NUMBER CALL THE COPS!!"

08-31-2011, 12:39 AM	#2
Theo Dious EATER OF HOT POCKETS Posts: 14,340	Do we know that though? It doesn't say Matt was confirmed alive, it sounds like they just turned up at Jeff and Beth's house asking questions. You normally don't tweet someone in anger if they're in the same house as you.

08-31-2011, 12:40 AM	#3
owenbrown I believe in Joe Hendry Posts: 22,351	Matt and Jeff both need to be in rehab seriously

08-31-2011, 12:40 AM	#4
Captain of Fun Member Posts: 1,467	She probably did it for all the people on the internet.

08-31-2011, 12:42 AM	#6
RP King of Love and Piss Posts: 62,993	I just called the police so ....

08-31-2011, 12:42 AM	#7
Supreme Olajuwon You know that�s right Posts: 52,766

08-31-2011, 12:59 AM	#14
Supreme Olajuwon You know that�s right Posts: 52,766	Aguakate is a child molester.

08-31-2011, 12:43 AM	#15
Shisen Kopf They're eating the dogs.. Posts: 27,469	Matt Hardy sucks. Go on Matt, do yourself in. Go jump of a cliff. That would be x-treme! This is such a load of bullshit.

08-31-2011, 12:44 AM	#17
Skippord I'm Mr. White Christmas Posts: 44,526	I enjoyed Suicide in TNA there I said it

08-31-2011, 12:51 AM	#18
Theo Dious EATER OF HOT POCKETS Posts: 14,340	"Dear me, Sir, are you in some form of distress?"

08-31-2011, 01:00 AM	#21
BigCrippyZ Posts: 3,033	If he's really trying to or has succeeded in committing suicide then he's a selfish ass hole and a coward, and if this is just a work (which I think it is currently) then he's a selfish ass hole and an insecure and immature idiot.

08-31-2011, 12:57 AM	#23
Blitz Angel Headed Hipster Posts: 37,942	This is embarrassing and sad. Also, I dare Aguakate to make a post without any ellipses in it.

08-31-2011, 12:59 AM	#24
thedamndest A Property of Matter Posts: 25,543	Tune in next week when Matt Hardy leaks his porno to spankwire.com.

08-31-2011, 01:11 AM	#26
Supreme Olajuwon You know that�s right Posts: 52,766	Aguakate put his penis in a 7 year old boy's butthole.

08-31-2011, 01:11 AM	#29
Emperor Smeat Former TPWW Royalty Posts: 66,679	if this was just another stunt or "work" Based on the responses, even Jeff and his girlfriend appear to be pissed off at him for continuing doing dumb stuff although him and Jeff seriously need some rehab or help. Matt more for some mental help and Jeff for his drug problems.

08-31-2011, 01:12 AM	#30
Theo Dious EATER OF HOT POCKETS Posts: 14,340	"Jeff and his girlfriend?" We've only heard from one of them.

08-31-2011, 01:13 AM	#31
Supreme Olajuwon You know that�s right Posts: 52,766	Doesn't take a genius to infer that you fuck children.

08-31-2011, 01:15 AM	#33
Evil Vito President of Freedonia Posts: 58,383	Fuck Matt Hardy, that was just tasteless on so many levels. He probably could actually snap and kill himself at this point and not a single fuck would be given.

08-31-2011, 01:19 AM	#36
Juan Doin' It Right Posts: 35,461	Matt Hardy worked all you guys again. I bet every wrestling message board right now is talking about Matt Hardy. Genius.