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Hey Mister!
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Noid, don't prolong the inevitable, just post your NOIDPOST and get it over with. We all know you already have a meticulously detailed plan as to how those two would come together and work.
Just post it. |
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Best Poster
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Been Pro Rusev since the beginning. Sells extremely well, moves great, really developing an in ring personality.
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Quality Meme Producer
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that big ass flag of Russia he has is pretty kickass to watch drop
shit, the way he stretched Cena @ WWE Fastlane was pretty brutal to watch. Cena is taking a pretty big beating from Rusev/Lesnar these past few years. hope he says "piss" soon,,, |
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Ha, Fignuts. Pretty simple really:
* Rusev is pissed about finally being pinned. Instead of going after John Cena again, his targets are guys lower on the food-chain. So he looks like a pissed-off monster, but he's also targeting smaller fish, so there's a bit of a coward's side to it too. * Rusev brutalizes Jimmy Uso. I go with Jimmy, because he's linked to Naomi on the air. Rusev takes out Jimmy and gives him an injury. I originally went with leg, because this is very similar to one of my favorite angles -- Johnny Jeter vs. Matt Cappotelli -- and they worked a leg injury (a real one, I think). But I got with Jimmy because he's linked with Naomi. They can do stuff behind the scenes with Naomi worried about Jimmy and talking about how he can't provide for their budding family with his injury. * Jey cuts promos about how he didn't protect his brother, so now he's going to make Rusev pay. You mess with one Uss, you mess with the other. Jey becomes a man possessed, and attacks Rusev after a squash match against someone. He knocks Rusev out of the ring and he hits a dive over the top onto him as Lana is freaking out. * Jimmy tries to talk Jey out of the match. "This is a singles match against Rusev of all people, man. You're a tag guy. You're not ready for this." Naomi tells Jimmy to let his brother be his own man, and they have a bit of an argument, but Jey tells Naomi that he appreciates her standing up for him, but Jimmy is just trying to protect him as the older Uss. He gets that. Jimmy's always been like that. He tries to protect Naomi, he tries to protect Jey, but it's time for Jimmy to protect himself. That's why he needs to face Rusev and he needs Jimmy to not get involved. * Rusev vs. Jey Uso is signed for the next PPV. Rusev and Lana cut promos about how Jey Uso is an impressive tag team guy, but Rusev will make what he did to Jimmy Uso look like a walk in the park. Rusev says "Jey...I will end your career." Jey then comes through the crowd and jumps from the top rope onto Rusev and again beats him up a little bit. * During the match between the two, the announcers make sure to point out that Jey Uso was the first Uso to enter a Royal Rumble Match, and also the first Uso to pin Roman Reigns. They do whatever spots they can to stand out beyond a pedestrian outing. Maybe something where Lana gets on the apron and Jey flies over her and hits a dive onto Rusev on the outside? Jey basically looks to guys like Jeff Hardy and Kofi Kingston when he's pissed off and matters for inspiration on how to work with Rusev. * The company may not want to have Rusev drop another loss, and it really doesn't matter if he does win this cleanly. But I would actually consider putting Jey over here if people are eating up his act. No one would really pick Jey to win this match, so the moment where he goes up top and hits not one...not two...but three Splashes on Rusev before making the cover would be a pretty big moment. * Jey celebrates in the ring, and Jimmy makes his way out, hobbling on one leg. He and Jey do some dancing together...then Jimmy stops selling the leg and kicks his brother right in the jaw. He starts a beat-down on his baby brother and asks things like "You think you can do this without me, huh? You think you're the bigger star, Uss? You gonna shine tonight, Uss?" * Naomi runs down, looking as upset as she can act. She screams at Jimmy to stop. "Your business with me is at home! This is my work!" Jimmy keeps the beat-down going as officials come in to break it up. * Jimmy Uso comes out on RAW and crowns himself "Jimmy Starr" or something like that. There was already a guy named that in entertainment though, so maybe he uses the Samoan word for "star," which a (possibly incorrect) Google search tells me is "Fetu," which sounds a lot like his real surname. Jimmy basically talks about his ambition, and how there is no way he is going to let Jey be a bigger name than him. Jey attacks and the two do a pull apart. * Jey and Naomi do separate sit-down interviews where they talk about how there has always been a darkness in Jimmy, and he has worked hard to get it under control. Jey says he loves Jimmy, but as a matter of personal pride, he needs to beat his brother to teach him a lesson. * Jey possibly assumes his own identity in all of this too. He could just drop the "Uso" part of his name, or he could pick up "Fatu?" Maybe he could go something more worked like "Jey Slayer?" Whatever. * The two brothers make a run out of being singles stars whilst I forget I was talking about Rusev. |
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#5 |
GD Maniac
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yall are nuts
By the end of this year he'll def be wearing Stars and Stripes trunks, putting people in the Alexander Hamilton hammerlock, and be using Yankee Doodle as his entrance music. Some kind of "comedy" character or whatever. I'm not 11 so I can't write the comedy into it but it's there |
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Skibbidy Lock Jaw
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I remember watching Rusev's debut match in NXT vs. Dolph Ziggler and thinking "this dude is impressive. He could be something."
Then he kind of floundered around a bit in NXT and the fans there didn't like him because he didn't come from some beloved indy rep. Meanwhile I was sitting there thinking "You NXT fans eat everything up, but s**t all over this dude who I can actually picture becoming something...." |
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#7 |
Quark is Less Impressed.
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Vladimir Kozlov was a Russian wrestler but at a time where Russia wasn't really on the news a lot. It was a time of somewhat peace between Russia and the rest of the world. Kozlov's gimmick was "hey remember when the USSR was still around." That can work when Nicolai Volkoff comes out every once and while to sing the Soviet National Anthem, but not as a long-term gimmick.
Now Rusev is there with Russia on the news. Russia is seen as a true superpower again in the world. I sort of thought the Russian economy being in flux would hurt Rusev, but it seems to be working well for him at the moment. Also Lana. RUSEV UDREA! RUSEV MASCKA! |
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Rusev and Lana should have sex on live tv.
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