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Cranky Kong
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Cum Trap? Dick Balls? Fart Lick? None of that?
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Let me talk to ya
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Nope. You sound like a nice friend.
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Cranky Kong
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I'll get you into any party, bud.
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Let me talk to ya
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Have never not been able to "get into" a party but most the parties around here are out in the open on farms. Just drive up find a spot to park and start partying.
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Cranky Kong
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Do you even own a button up shirt, my dude?
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Let me talk to ya
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Yes, I only wear it to funerals though.
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Cranky Kong
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Maybe you can wear it during this Impact episode at the Compound, as it will be TNA's death knell. Full circle, baby.
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Let me talk to ya
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Good one but like Matt Hardy for some reason this company will not die.
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Cranky Kong
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Yeah man
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Blander Than Ever
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I dont know how to respond to that tbh.
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Thrilla's not an asshole, Simple Fan -- don't take it personality.
TNA is fucking garbage and needs to die though. Also, the Broken Matt stuff is objectively bad, and that people are on board with it is exactly what's wrong with professional wrestling. |
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President of Freedonia
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"You like something I don't like, therefore you are what's wrong with wrestling for supporting it."
Nice #HOTTAKE |
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Cranky Kong
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I'm coming at this from more than an opinion on taste. I honestly believe this is the sort of shit that makes people turn off their television sets. But there are enough hardcores that clap loud enough that the terrible shit keeps going instead of someone saying "Hey -- maybe we should smarten up?"
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Resident drug enabler
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President of Freedonia
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TNA is certainly about to die, but it will be DELETED in a fashion most glorious.
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Quark is Less Impressed.
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Robert Roooooooooooooooooo buys the company for WWE?
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President of Freedonia
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That would be most glorious.
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Cranky Kong
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If people started eating turds, I guess it would be their right to do so, but I for sure am going to wonder about them.
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There is a lot more wrong with wrestling than this "Deletion" thing.
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Sorry if I gave the impression it was all that is wrong -- it's just that attitude of "Oh, this is fine because the smallest audience ever likes it enough" that I think does a lot more harm than people realize.
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Cranky Kong
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I can't think of anything. Seems pretty perfect otherwise.
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Shelly Martinez = Ratings
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Gonna pick a friend to call Cum Trap and make it his thing.
Good look, ABT. |
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Shelly Martinez = Ratings
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President of Freedonia
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Every person I've sent the Hardy stuff to has found it entertaining entirely in how fucked up it is. And that's a group that includes WWE fans, transplanted fans, and people who have only heard about wrestling but never actually sat down and watched any of it.
I just don't buy this notion that only a tiny segment of the people watching the show actually like it. It's literally the only thing the company is doing that's getting any buzz. What they normally do sure wasn't working. |
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Let me talk to ya
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I think you underestimate their international TV deals. They used to be in more homes than WWE in the UK, not sure if they still are but their UK tours are always their best as far as crowds go. They have deals in Brazil, Germany, Portugal, India, and many others. The company is run like shit and that has attributed to a lot of people in the US just tuning out all together. They are still number 2 because they have these international TV deals that company's like ROH or Lucha Underground just don't have.
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King K Cool
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You can watch Raw on Sky 1 which is another channel everyone gets, but it's been condensed into an hour so you lose a lot from the full three hour show. |
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President of Freedonia
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And I'm saying all of this as somebody who is ready for TNA to close and can't sit through a full episode of Impact. This is literally the only part of the show that has intrigued me.
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President of Freedonia
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Also...Chris Jericho liked it. So all of you stupid idiots who don't like it are going on The List.
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Chris Jericho is a mark for the boys. He's good value like that. He stood toe-to-toe with Brock in order to go to bat for something Orton agreed to, remember?
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Resident drug enabler
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The Hardy stuff is a well made niche for people who don't take wrestling super seriously and like bizarre humor/entertainment. It's not gonna bring in a new boom or anything but it's got appeal.
WWE meanwhile is the most lazy, poorly written attempt to make legitimate entertainment on television. And there probably isn't a close second. You have to be a child who enjoys bright lights and fake violence or a hardcore fan who has lowered your standards to a ridiculous level for the sake of staying a fan in order to actually consider it compelling. Which is fine. I did it for a long time. |
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Resident drug enabler
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The deletion stuff is definitely TRYING. About a billion times more than WWE tries with their interchangeable characters with no attempt whatsoever to develop distinct personalities or innovative stories. They're trying something different with this Hardy stuff and clearly putting effort into it. Even if you fucking despise it and think it's shit, they're clearly TRYING.
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Feeling Oof-y
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Resident drug enabler
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As far as the "showing respect to the business, it's lineage, and it's progression" thing, it goes back to what I said about this not being marketed toward people who take wrestling too seriously. They could (and do) do a more typical presentation but there isn't a big enough wrestling audience to take advantage of even if they were actually putting on a well-booked traditional wrestling show every week. They could attract more people appealing to absurd comedy/entertainment fans. If you hate that it shits on and disrespects the wrestling business, just don't think of it as wrestling. Like I said, it barely is anyway.
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