Raw Caption 6/21 - Page 2

**Mayo** · 06-23-2004, 07:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by #1-wwf-fan

Rock: "Hey, The Rock loves that 'Newlyweds' show you do with your wife."

Good stuff

**FourFifty** · 06-23-2004, 10:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by big_bluto

Matt: Lita, I'm starting to get sick of telling you!
Lita: Sorry, Matt.
Matt: If you're gonna wear mens trousers, you have to do up the zipper!
Lita: Sorry, Matt.
Matt: And stop saying Sorry Matt every 2 seconds!
Lita: Sorry, Matt. Dammit, I wasn't meant to say Sorry, Matt, was I? Sorry, Matt......Dammit!
Matt: Do you know what I have in my hand here?
Lita: Is it a ring, Matt?
Matt: No, it's a clue! Get one!
Lita: Sorry, Matt.
Matt:

I laughed so hard soy milk came out of my nose

**Mayo** · 06-23-2004, 10:30 PM

Edge and the ref wonder why Vince came to collect Jericho's soul this long after his championship push.

Edge: *looks at crowd*
Ahh, thats where I used to enter from when fans actually cared about me...

The WWE writers are really bad with fake blood scenes. Last week, HBK started bleeding almost instantly after Kane stepped on the chair, and now Edge's eye gets cut when Batista snaps his neck.

Orton wouldn't have to yell so loud if he wasn't covering Edge's ears.

Orton: MY TATTOO IS WAAAAAAAY COOLER, YOU GOT THAT?

Matt: I love you, Lita. I want to be with you forever, and want to wake up every single day beside you. I want to be with you through thick and through thin, till death do us part. Lita, I want to be the father of your child.
Lita: *mumbles* Oh shit...

Kane: Yeah, isn't it great? Vince will put even ME over Chris Benoit.

Macaulay Culkin has a new look for his latest movie 'Home Alone 10: Lost At The Strip Club'.

HHH: Oh yeah, thats the way to get your push, keep it going.
Eugene: *muffled* I better not have to act like a retard anymore! Acting like you is harder than it looks!
Ref:

Eugene: *gasping for air* I don't know whether to be disgusted for what I just did, or be happy because I liked it.
HHH: You'll get used to it Eugene, just ask HBK.

Macho Man: OOOOOOOOOOOH YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH!

The sign in the back clearly states how many times Benoit will win cleanly this year.

**FourFifty** · 06-23-2004, 10:40 PM

Moments after this shot was taken Lita leanred NOT to stand too close to someone who who is about to do a spinaroonie.

This is NOT what Ric meant when he told Randy to get "ahead" in the bizz.

Orton was pissed that Edge used Rhyno's shampoo.

Tomko: Noonsault? Summersault? Wintersault? Pepperandsault... this raslin stuff is hard to memoryed.

**big_bluto** · 06-24-2004, 10:04 AM

Thought of these last night, so I had to post them.....

Next on Bravo......When Implants Explode!

Orton: Sing Mmmm-bop or I'll hit you again!
Edge: How many times do I have to tell you......I've never been in Hanson!

**FourFifty** · 06-24-2004, 08:49 PM

Randy: Why are you over?
Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHY I'M OVER!!!!
Randy: Wow, what exactly did you do to Vince?
Rock: *mummbles stuff* sideways stright up my candy ass

Randy:

!!!

06-23-2004, 10:30 PM	#43
Mayo not gayo Posts: 7,676	Edge and the ref wonder why Vince came to collect Jericho's soul this long after his championship push. Edge: looks at crowd Ahh, thats where I used to enter from when fans actually cared about me... The WWE writers are really bad with fake blood scenes. Last week, HBK started bleeding almost instantly after Kane stepped on the chair, and now Edge's eye gets cut when Batista snaps his neck. Orton wouldn't have to yell so loud if he wasn't covering Edge's ears. Orton: MY TATTOO IS WAAAAAAAY COOLER, YOU GOT THAT? Matt: I love you, Lita. I want to be with you forever, and want to wake up every single day beside you. I want to be with you through thick and through thin, till death do us part. Lita, I want to be the father of your child. Lita: mumbles Oh shit... Kane: Yeah, isn't it great? Vince will put even ME over Chris Benoit. Macaulay Culkin has a new look for his latest movie 'Home Alone 10: Lost At The Strip Club'. HHH: Oh yeah, thats the way to get your push, keep it going. Eugene: muffled I better not have to act like a retard anymore! Acting like you is harder than it looks! Ref: Eugene: gasping for air I don't know whether to be disgusted for what I just did, or be happy because I liked it. HHH: You'll get used to it Eugene, just ask HBK. Macho Man: OOOOOOOOOOOH YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH! The sign in the back clearly states how many times Benoit will win cleanly this year.

06-23-2004, 10:40 PM	#44
FourFifty As over as Crystal Pepsi Posts: 21,639	Moments after this shot was taken Lita leanred NOT to stand too close to someone who who is about to do a spinaroonie. This is NOT what Ric meant when he told Randy to get "ahead" in the bizz. Orton was pissed that Edge used Rhyno's shampoo. Tomko: Noonsault? Summersault? Wintersault? Pepperandsault... this raslin stuff is hard to memoryed.

06-24-2004, 10:04 AM	#45
big_bluto Triple A's a bitch Posts: 1,039	Thought of these last night, so I had to post them..... Next on Bravo......When Implants Explode! Orton: Sing Mmmm-bop or I'll hit you again! Edge: How many times do I have to tell you......I've never been in Hanson!

06-24-2004, 08:49 PM	#46
FourFifty As over as Crystal Pepsi Posts: 21,639	Randy: Why are you over? Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHY I'M OVER!!!! Randy: Wow, what exactly did you do to Vince? Rock: mummbles stuff sideways stright up my candy ass Randy: !!!