Post you favourite wrestler....

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Originally Posted by JamesSteele I'll save Loose Cannon some time and for the sake of irony, Randy Orton

Randy Orton

Randy Orton, current holder of the IC Title decides to go after the World Heavyweight title.

Scenario 1:
Orton goes to Vince's office.
Orton: Hi Vince.
Vince: Have a seat son. What can I do for you?
Orton: I want to go for the World Heavyweight title.
Vince: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...breath. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
Orton: *leaves closing door quietly behind him*
(^ couldn't resist it^)


Scenario 2:

Orton having dropped the belt in the afore mentioned Kane storyline, and being totally pissed at Evolution for not helping him when he got Tombstoned 3 times, has a few weeks off to recover from his injuries.
When he returns he decides that perhaps Evolution aren't the buddies he thought they were. Flair sent him postcards, Triple H made no contact at all, and Batista just sent him the usual requests for used underwear.
Orton decides that enough is enough and HHH has to go, and what better way to do it than to use Evolution to make him lose his title.
The plan goes smoothly and Orton works quietly for a few weeks to turn Flair and Batista against HHH, until everything is ready to go.

HHH has the belt after winning it from Benoit, and has been told by Bischoff that he must defend it, but Trips can pick the wrestler.
Orton convinces him that he's the man for the match, and he'll job clean to HHH and make him look good, so Trips heads to the ring, and Orton tells the guys that tonight is the night.

The match gets underway, HHH is doing plenty of posing and strutting, Orton is obviously over-selling everything and HHH is impressed. Flair and Batista are at ringside, and HHH tells Orton it's time for the finish.
HHH sets up Orton for the pedigree, but batista and Flair chair shot HHH, and Orton hits the RKO for the pin.

The three walk back up the ramp with Orton holding the World heavyweight title in his hands, leaving Triple H with a shredded Evolution T-shirt lying on his body.

[The Naitch]

Imagine a stip in the Triple H/Orton feud

Loser leaves Evolution
Winner wins the World Title

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Originally Posted by The Naitch Imagine a stip in the Triple H/Orton feud Loser leaves Evolution Winner wins the World Title

That's pretty much what the score is in Scenario 2, but I meant to mention that Orton had put a sneaky no-DQ clause in it.
Still, scenario 1 would be funny as hell to see on RAW...

[Mayo]

Originally Posted by big_bluto Funaki Funaki should challenge for the US Title. What happens is Funaki cuts a promo about how he's been beaten by everyone who's ever worked for the WWE and some kids outside buying ice-cream and he's had enough. He's tougher than Spike Dudley, he's smarter than the average bear, and he's got everyone's moves figured. Then he goes on to show that he's got a counter for every move that every wrestler makes. He still gets the crap beaten out of him, but no-one can deliver a finisher on him. He manages to scrape wins by confusing his opponents and then landing tornado DDT's and then hitting them with a microphone. Eventually he enters into a tournament to see who should get the potentially vacant US Title and wins it. The following week he gets beaten by John Cena, who has finally discarded the FU and has a decent finishing maneuver that Funaki can't combat. Val Venis Val Venis should challenge for the Intercontinental Title He issues a challenge to Randy Orton, along the lines of 'come and get me - I'm a legend'. Orton replies 'You're no legend' and Venis replies 'Of course I am - I fucked your mom.' Orton gets pissed, accepts the challenge and Val Venis and Orton go at it. Despite Venis's extensive experience, Orton delivers a blistering RKO, but before he can go for the pin, a video appears on the Titan-Tron of Val Venis and Orton's mom starring in a porno. Orton drops to his knees with his jaw hanging in shock, and up jumps Venis and makes Orton tap out by submission, from Val Venis's new submission finisher, 'The Deep Throat'. Anyway, Val Venis wins the IC title, and the following week Evolution come out and beat him up and Orton gets the strap back. Incidentally, Flair and HHH both quietly commented to Venis that they each thought Orton's mom was great in the sack, and Batista thought that Cowboy Bob rode like a bull.

LMFAO, this is high quality bluto material! Rep for you

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Originally Posted by Mayo LMFAO, this is high quality bluto material! Rep for you

Why thankyou.
The rep is always appreciated.

I also tried to rep you however it tells me I have spread too much rep in the last 24 hours, which is a new one on me!

Always appreciate the feedback!

[The One]

Billy Gunn

[LK]

Booker T

[Mayo]

Matt Hardy

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Originally Posted by The One Billy Gunn

Billy Gunn
Now this one required some serious thought, and at first I thought of doing a spoof Cruiserweight thing, but thinking about it seriously, I would have to go with the US Title.

Billy Gunn has been tagging with Hardcore Holly, but they have a spat in the middle of the ring, during a match, and Holly causes them to lose.
Billy gets pissed off and batter seven kinds of crap out of Holly (yay!) and Angle sends down some wrestlers to stop him, but he's going berserk!
Eventually, they manage to manhandle him backstage, where they jostle John Cena, current holder of the US title, who replies 'who d'you bitches think you're bumping? You can't see me'
Gunn replies 'You'll see my boot up you ass, ya punk!'

Angle makes the match next week on Smackdown, but Gunn gets DQ'd. It seems his mood hasn't calmed at all and his rage is focussed on Cena.
The following week, Gunn v Cena again, but Holly interferes, and Gunn decks them both with a steel chair. Again DQ.
Angle makes the match with Cena v Gunn v Holly in a Steel Cage match for the following PPV.
The Steel cage match goes ahead with both Gunn and Cena battering the utter crap out of Holly, until he resigns and leaves the WWE forever (another yay!).
Cena and Gunn battle it out for a while, until Cena tries to hit the F-U too close to the ropes. Gunn is able to spring from the ropes and hit the famouser on Cena. For good measure he hits him 4 or 5 times with a chair, and then climbs from the cage, the US champion.

Sadly Angle books a battle rap against Cena in a re-match the following week, where Gunn jobs cleanly.

[Doink]

hardcore holly - but he's not allowed to use his drop kick

paul hayman

micheal cole

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Originally Posted by legendkiller Booker T

Booker T

Booker T challenges for the Hardcore Title, after switching back to RAW.

During a match between Rhyno (current HC Champ) and Kane for the Hardcore Title, Kane wins by a chokeslam through a trashcan and walks up the ramp.
Under the 24/7 rules, anyone can challenge at any time.
Suddenly Booker T's music sounds, and Kane looks up the ramp in confusion.
Booker T appears from through the crowd, and hits Kane right in the face with a shovel.
Kane drops and Booker gets the pin.
Picking up the mic, he yells, 'CAN YOU SUCK THAT.....DIGGER!!!!!!!!!

[natureboycv]

Rene Dupree, at the moment.

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Originally Posted by Mayo Matt Hardy

Matt Hardy
(I'm going to steal quite a bit of this from my 'Where's the Mattitude' thread, but I believe he should be heading for the World Heavyweight Title.

RAW a few weeks back shows Matt doing the right thing by his pregnant girl, getting huge pops, and totally over as a face, and then the killer blow - the baby's not his. Matt walks away.
Matt comes back this week and goes apeshit on Kane's ass, setting up a match for Vengeance on Sunday.

Now, Matt's come back full of rage, totally pissed, and kicking ass. Angry, Hurt, a little paranoid, and after revenge.
No forgiveness for Lita, a HUGE beatdown on Kane, and this is just the start of it.
He wants to kill Kane.
Total him.
Bischoff doesn't want to lose one of his star's, so he starts putting people into Hardy's way. Matt, full of rage kicks ass.
When I say this, I don's mean going for a technical win - I mean that he is out there to destroy anyone that gets in his way. It doesn't matter if it's chairshots and DQ's, hitting people with cars, jumping people from behind, whatever.
Just Matt Hardy on a mission.


Eventually they draft Kane off to Smackdown 'for his own protection' and Bischoff starts getting menacing phone calls, threats in the mail, traps left in his car, etc, and hires a load of protection.

Hardy overhears HHH making jokes about him to Evolution.

Matt Hardy then turns his rage towards Evolution.
He begins taking them out one at a time.

Batista gets hit by a car.
Out for 6-8 weeks, no-one knows who done it.
Flair gets beaten by a baseball bat, CCTV is inconclusive, but people are beginning to suspect it's Matt Hardy.
Flair is out for 4 weeks.
Orton gets beaten, drugged, locked in a crate and shipped to Venezuela along with his IC title.
Leaving Triple H all on his own.

Preferring to face the problem he goes to the ring and calls out the man who hurt Evolution to face him.
No response.
He offers any stipulation to the person for a match.
No response.
He offers a title shot, any stipulation, and anything that person wants.
Cue Matt Hardy.

Hardy comes out, declares it a NO-DQ, Winner takes the belt.
Hardy batters Triple H into a bloody pulp, while getting badly beaten himself.
Bischoff sends out his goons to get Hardy, but they're stopped by the Omega - Jeff Hardy, Hurricane, and a few others.
The match continues and eventually hardy pins Trips to become the World Heavyweight Champion.

but the rage continues........

[Fryza]

Raven

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Originally Posted by Doink hardcore holly - but he's not allowed to use his drop kick

Hardcore Holly
Bob Holly is challenging for a new belt in the WWE - The Quit WWE and Drive Nascar Championship.

This new belt is decided by an over-the-top-rope battle royal.
Participants are;
Billy Gunn
Mordecai
Chavo Guerrero
Chavo Guerrero, Snr.
Sgt. Slaughter
RVD
Rene Dupree
John Cena
Torrie Wilson
Sable
Billy Kidman
Rico
Kurt Angle
Luther Reigns
JBL
Big Show

As soon as the bell goes nearly all the wrestler leap from the ring leaving Kurt Angle in his wheelchair panicking, JBL and Bob Holly looking confused, and Big Show trying to reach the rope after operations on both knees.

Angle reaches for Big Shows pants, and grabs on just as Show makes the ropes and falls over the top, dragging Angle with him.
This leaves Bob Holly and JBL in the ring.
The audience are chanting 'share the belt, share the belt' and both are looking at each other.
JBL thinking quickly points up the ramp and shouts 'He hasn't paid his dues!'
As bob holly turns to look angrily to see which new jobber has arrived, JBL tries to get over the top rope, but there is a crowd of wrestlers pushing him back in.
As he turns he sees Bob Holly's back to him, so JBL runs at him and in his best school-kid style does a leap-frog over Holly's head.

Holly being the only man left in the ring is overjoyed, as he has finally gotten his hands on a title.
THen he realises what it means.........

[Doink]

Originally Posted by big_bluto Hardcore Holly Bob Holly is challenging for a new belt in the WWE - The Quit WWE and Drive Nascar Championship. This new belt is decided by an over-the-top-rope battle royal. Participants are; Billy Gunn Mordecai Chavo Guerrero Chavo Guerrero, Snr. Sgt. Slaughter RVD Rene Dupree John Cena Torrie Wilson Sable Billy Kidman Rico Kurt Angle Luther Reigns JBL Big Show As soon as the bell goes nearly all the wrestler leap from the ring leaving Kurt Angle in his wheelchair panicking, JBL and Bob Holly looking confused, and Big Show trying to reach the rope after operations on both knees. Angle reaches for Big Shows pants, and grabs on just as Show makes the ropes and falls over the top, dragging Angle with him. This leaves Bob Holly and JBL in the ring. The audience are chanting 'share the belt, share the belt' and both are looking at each other. JBL thinking quickly points up the ramp and shouts 'He hasn't paid his dues!' As bob holly turns to look angrily to see which new jobber has arrived, JBL tries to get over the top rope, but there is a crowd of wrestlers pushing him back in. As he turns he sees Bob Holly's back to him, so JBL runs at him and in his best school-kid style does a leap-frog over Holly's head. Holly being the only man left in the ring is overjoyed, as he has finally gotten his hands on a title. THen he realises what it means.........

yeh he realsie's that in his post match interview he cant discuss how good his drop kick was during the match, bob being bob doesnt realise he has to leave wwe and just thinks he a champion who gets a new car to drive, unfortuantly in his first day of racing he crashes burns and dies

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Originally Posted by Doink paul hayman

Paul Heyman

Heyman would challenge for the Tag titles on Smackdown.

Bubba and D-von are up for the tag titles in a table match against Rico & Haas for the WWE Tag Team Titles.
Sadly, D'von was delayed in getting to the arena, after he was explaining to people what happened to the money that Reverend D'Von collected ages ago.
Bubba tells Heyman to get out to the ring with him, as Bubba can win a tables match on his own.
Heyman isn't up for it, but Bubba looks pissed, so he agrees.

Bubba goes out for the match, and spends most of the match beating up Charlie Haas, while Rico spends a huge amount of time chasing Heyman around the arena trying to kiss him and stuff.
Bubba finally puts Haas through a table, and ambushes Rico while he's riding Heyman like a pony.
Bubba tells Heyman to 'get the tables', so Paul grabs one and slides it into the ring, knocking Bubba off his feet.
Rico takes full advantage of this and basically starts grinding Bubba into the turnbuckle with some 'hip-action'.
Heyman, meanwhile is trying to maneauver the table around and inadvertantly drops it onto Bubba and Rico's heads, eliminating them both, and picking up the tag titles.

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Keep posting up the names!

I've got to pop out for a few hours but will be back online later.

[The Naitch]

Joey Radd

[natureboycv]

I'll have to wait for Rene Dupree.

[The Naitch]

Michael Cole
ALF
Fifi

[Rob]

Manami Toyota

[Joe Kerr]

Originally Posted by The Naitch Joey Radd

See thats what im saying

[Savio]

Earl hebnar for world heavyweight title.

[V]

forever and always my favourite wrestler of all time... austin

AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE, CUZ STONE COLD SAID SO

[EazyMack]

Hulk Hogan, brother!

[MVP]

Since Jericho's already been mentioned....

Billy Kidman.

[Moonspell]

... The Hurricane. I'd say Shannon Moore, but I haven't seen him in ages.

Randy Orton

[Mr. Nerfect]

Well ALL my favourites are gone, so I might lock in Paul London.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Maybe also Kanyon, Orlando Jordan and Sean O' Haire.

[Ferocious]

Kenzo Suzuki

Ultimo Dragon, bitches.

[Doink]

Originally Posted by The Naitch Michael Cole

this is the second time he has been asked for now (since i already requested him)

so he needs a big match BB lets see what you can do for him!

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Alright - I'm back and getting started again.
Here's the list so far:

Michael Cole - Doink & The Naitch

Rene Dupree - natureboycv

Raven - Fryza

Joey Radd - Joey Radd & The Naitch

ALF - The Naitch

Fifi - The Naitch

Manami Toyota - Rob

Earl Hebner - Saviour

Austin - Gohan3k

Hulk Hogan - Sound2TheBay

Billy Kidman - MVP

The Hurricane - Moonspell

Shannon Moore - Moonspell

Paul London - Alienoid06

Kanyon - Alienoid06

Orlando Jordan - Alienoid06

Sean O'Haire - Alienoid06

Kenzo Suzuki - SirRoundSound

Ultimo Dragon - Funky Fly

Gonna work my way through them and if they're good, Spread The Rep!
If they suck, then I don't wanna know
Gonna get started now..........

[Goldbird]

Jeff Jarett

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Originally Posted by Doink Michael Cole

Originally Posted by The Naitch Michael Cole

Micheal Cole

Michael Cole will win the WWE Championship!

So here's how.
A few weeks before the Royal Rumble 2005 and Vince McMahon is in the ring talking about how JBL had to go after insulting every racial minority and majority, being excommunicated by the pope, and being head-hunted by 14 extremist groups including the KKK and the American Nazi Party.
Cole and Tazz are commentating, and forgetting their mic's are switched on, Tazz asks Cole what he thinks of Vince's speech.
Cole replies, "Who fucking cares? Vince is a dick and bores me to sleep. Wake me when he's done."
Sadly when Vince is watching the taping of Smackdown for editing, he hears Cole's inadvertant comments, and decides that Michael Cole and his compadre, Tazz are gonna get it!

The Royal Rumble comes around, and there are 5 spots unfilled. Numbers 1, 2, 3, 4, and 5.
Vince comes out and announces who is getting them.
Vince: The number one shot in the Rumble this year goes to......Kane!
Vince: The number two shot in the Rumble goes to ............Big Show!
Vince: The number three shot in the Rumble goes to ............A-Train!
Vince: The number four shot in the Rumble goes to ..................Tazz!
Cole *commentating*: WHAT? Tazz? WTF?
Tazz: uhhh....ohhhh
Vince: And the number five entrant into the Rumble goes to .........MICHEAL COLE!!!!
Cole looks like the fear of death has been put in him. He doesn't understand why he's being called out to wrestle, and with the 3 monsters already in the ring, it doesn't look good.

So the Rumble starts...
Enter Kane, Enter the Big Show. The 2 square off, and then turn and await the entry of A-Train.
Enter A-Train, who comes down to the ring, shakes hands with Kane and Show and the 3 of them wait for Tazz.
Enter Tazz!!!!!
He comes legging it down to the ring, and this time avoids sitting on the turnbuckle and getting knocked straight out by Kane.
This time he comes straight into the ring, into a sliding headbutt which shatters Big Shows left kneecap, forcing him to fall on A-Train.
Tazz then turns on Kane, who grabs his throat to set him up for the chokeslam. As he's lifted towards the ropes, Tazz turns the move into the Tazzmission, and Kane starts flapping wildly. Meanwhile Tazz has managed to get his legs wrapped around the top rope, and Kane, and when kane starts to fade out, Tazz simply leans over the rope, and Kane goes over, and is eliminated. Tazz, clinging to the ropes with his legs, manages to get back into the ring safely.
Meanwhile A-Train is still trying to dig himself out from under the Big Show, who is moaning in agony. A-Train finally gets up as Cole enters the ring. Train goes for Tazz with the big boot, but trips over Cole, bounces on his head, and goes sailing up onto the turnbuckle, where Tazz shoves him off.


At the point the audience are going mental! Kane and A-Train eliminated, Big Show injured, and by Tazz and Cole!
Big Show gets up, holding onto the ropes for balance, starts growling things at Cole and Tazz "get me chicken and pies and burgers, you short-ass shrimps. Yeah, and get me shrimps too" and other obscenities. Tazz takes a run at The Big Show, and manages to take Show over the top rope, but also eliminates himself!
Micheal Cole is the only participant left in the Rumble!
Enter John Cena.
Cena laughs at Cole and tells him to go sit in the corner. Cole does so.
Enter Rene Dupree.
Cena and Dupreego at it for a while.
Enter Eddie Guerrero.
Eddie comes over to Cole, and whispers 'Lie, Cheat and Steal, Mikey! Slip out under the bottom rope and hide under the ring!' Eddie then turns his attention towards Dupree who has Cena against the top rope.
Cole does as suggested, and hides under the ring.

Anyway, the Rumble proceeds with entrants coming down to the ring, all desperate for a shot at the UnderTakers title, and it comes down to Cena, Eddie, RVD, HBK, Orton and Jamie Noble.
Cena gets eliminated, as does HBK.
RVD goes to go coast to coast, but Eddie hits him with a drop kick in mid-air to put him over the ropes. As Eddie lands, Orton grabs him to push him over the ropes too. The pair go tumbling over leaving Jamie Noble standing in the ring.
Noble immediately goes to the top rope and stands on it celebrating, as Michael Cole appears from the underside of the ring.
Seeing his opportunity, he runs toward Noble and knocks him off the top ropes.
MICHAEL COLE WINS THE ROYAL RUMBLE! COLE IS GOING TO WRESTLEMANIA!!!

So Cole celebrates, Vince comes down to the ring, and states that Cole will indeed challenge the WWE Champ at WM, but who the WWE champ is going to be is still to be determined.

So during the run-up to Wrestlemania, Undertaker has a series of challenges against a masked, muscle-bound opponent, who repeatedly gets the better of the undertaker. The Masked man appears strong, aggressive, fast, talented, and awesome in every aspect. 3 weeks before Wrestlemania, the Masked Man beats Undertaker for the WWE Title. Vince comes to the ring and announces to the crowd.....
Vince: I want you to meet the man who will face Michael Cole at Wrestlemania for the WWE Title. A Man hand picked by me, to destroy the worst commentator in WWE history.
The masked man removes his hood and appears as none other than.........
BROCK LESNAR!
Cole shits his pants. Tazz moves away because of the smell. Smackdown goes off air.

Wrestlemania:
Main Event - Cole makes his way to the ring, looking terrified. Really like a rabbit in the headlights, totally shaking and quivering with fear!
The crowd are chanting 'Cole's gonna die, Cole's gonna die' and 'You're going home in a FedEx coffin Cole, You're going home in a FedEx coffin Cole!'
HERE COMES THE PAIN!
Lesnar enters the ring, and squares up to Cole.
Lesnar: I'm gonna hurt you so much, you're gonna know what hell feels like!
Cole: Hey....I surf the net!
Lesnar goes ape, and grabs him for the F-5, and as Cole is on Lesnar's shoulders, he breathes a sigh of relief, 'At least your not gonna shooting-star-press me!'
Lesnar hearing this, delivers an awesome F-5.
Cole is out cold on the mat.
All Lesnar has to do is go for the pin.
He turns and heads for the turnbuckle.
The crowd look on in disbelief.
He climbs to the top rope and turns...
The crowd surge to their feet in disbelief....
Lesnar launches himself off the ropes, going for the Shooting Star Press finish!
Lesnar soars, turning through the air...........
and lands once more on his face, knocking himself cold.
The impact of such a big guy on the mat, bounces Lesnar onto his back, and makes Cole bounce upwards and land on the now prostrate Lesnar.
Earl Hebner counts...........1................2................3!

COLE IS THE WWE CHAMPION!








bet you thought it couldn't be done?
Worth a rep for that?

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Originally Posted by natureboycv Rene Dupree

Rene Dupree

Rene Dupree challenges for the US Title.

In a reprisal from the Great American Bash, another fatal 4-way match is organised to determine who gets the now vacant US Title.
Cena, RVD, Booker T and Rene Dupree are entered.
Kurt Angle is at ringside in his wheelchair.

The match begins, and once again, RVD is told to job and is eliminated pretty quickly by Booker T.
While Booker T celebrates Cena jumps him from behind, but Booker drops into a long-forgotten Spinaroonie-legsweep-combination move, botching the ending leaving himself in a figure-four-leg-lock.
Booker T in confusion falls for Cena's 'the spider on the mat' gag, and inadvertantly taps out.
Leaving Cena and Rene Dupree fighting it out for the US Title.
Cena brings it to Dupree, and Dupree fights back.
The match goes on for 10 minutes or so, both getting near-pinfalls, and both trying to hit their finishers.
Finally Cena gets Dupree into the F-U position.
As he's standing there doing his best Forrest Gump impression, Angle leaps out of his wheelchair, rips off his plastercast to reveal that not only has the cast been on top of his trousers the entire time, but that he also isn't injured anymore!!
He leaps into the ring and smashes Cena in the head with the plaster cast.
Cena drops like a stone.
Rene, celebrating decides to do the French Tickler dance above the unconscious Cena.
Angle tells him to get the pin.
Rene dances
Angle says 'get the frickin pin'
Rene dances
Angle hits Rene with the cast.
Rene falls unconscious on top of Cena, and get's the pin, for the US Title.

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Originally Posted by Fryza Raven

Raven

Raven should return to the WWE and win the Hardcore Title

In the story mentioned earlier about Vince panic-buying the contracts of all the top guys from TNA, Raven was one of the acquisitions, and given the nature of the wrestler, a talented, charismatic and skillful wrestler, Vince immediately put him into a programme where he could really showcase his skills - The Hardcore Title!

Now then, Raven is in a match with Batista, the current Hardcore Champion, and unbeknown to Raven, Batista just finished dying his hair, and had forgotten to take out his earplugs.
So the match is underway, Raven is wailing on Batista with Trashcans, Stop signs, Steel chairs, lengths of wood, heads of lettuce, absolutely everything possible, and all the time he's calling the match, and Batista just repeats everything he says back to him as a question.
Raven: Gonna hit you with this trashcan, then a stop sign.
Batista: Gonna hit you with this trashcan, then a stop sign?
Raven: Pay attention you big fag!
Batista: Pay attention you big fag?

This goes on for the duration of the match, and eventually Raven can't stand it anymore. He goes berserk, eventually pulling off the win by ramming a Kando stick up Dave's ass, and hitting him with a sledgehammer in the nads.
As Raven pins him, he says 'Quote The Raven, nevermore!

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Originally Posted by Joey Radd Joey Radd

Originally Posted by The Naitch Joey Radd

Joey Radd

Joey Radd challenges for the WWE Title (after Cole wins it next wrestlemania)

After Cole wins the WWE title from Brock Lesnar, Joey Radd, a complete new-comer to WWE, appears on Smackdown to challenge Cole to a match for the belt.
Now, Cole having had Brock Lesnar F-5 him and botch a shooting-star-press on him, in addition to dealing with a concussion, is currently a little confused.
Joey: Please can I have a match
Cole: What?
Joey: A Match. Please. With you. For the title.
Cole: Huh?
Joey: I'll even let you name the stipulation!
Cole: Must announce news.
Joey: Aallllllright!

So Joey and Cole match up for the WWE Title in the announcers booth, to see who can repeat what happens the quickest.
In the ring are Jamie Noble and Billy Kidman.

Kidman hits Noble with a drop kick, and Cole calls it first
Noble gets up and sets up Kidman for a tiger driver, and Joey calls it first.
Kidman gets up and sets up Noble for the SSP, and Cole calls it first
Noble gets up and goes for the submission move on Kidman. Joey calls it first.

So far the match has been going for a while and because they are even on telling the viewers what's happening, the title still hangs in the balance..

Mysterio does a run-in, leaps to the top rope, bounces in the air, does 2 backward somersaults, a 720 twist, a triple salko and holds the pike position for the longest time.
When he eventually lands he knocks both the wrestlers from the ring.
Joey: That's Radd-ical!

Joey wins the WWE Title from Cole in a 'Must announce News' stipulation WWE challenge title match.

Joey Radd is the champ!







Joey - sorry dude but given what's been going on around here the last few weeks, I couldn't resist it!