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07-07-2004, 08:57 AM
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Post you favourite wrestler....
Post your favourite wrestler and I'll tell you;
1. Why they should win a title and which one 2. How this should happen This is a similar thread to the one I done a week or so ago about 'post a wrestler and I'll tell you why they don't deserve a push'. Try to fire them in one at a time, because some of the responses will take a while to type up. Just a bit of fun, so fire away and post up any WWE wrestler and I'll give it a go. And feel free to spread the rep if you find it entertaining, stupid, or downright bullshit. Last edited by big_bluto; 07-07-2004 at 09:21 AM. |
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07-07-2004, 09:02 AM
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Takes my pain away
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07-07-2004, 09:09 AM
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When he returns from injury he should immediately challenge for the WWE Title, because he's held it a couple of times over the last year or two. He should return and squash a couple of tag teams, like Gunn/Holly, and the Dudleys, in handicap matches, all the while grinning and referring to them as warm-up matches. Then he should begin appearing at ringside during the WWE title holders matches, and destroying the No.1 contenders backstage. Eventually Kurt Angle will give him a number 1 contender match if he beats 5 wrestlers of his choice. Big Show does this with ease, choke-slamming them all from the ring to the outside, and eventually he goes into a programme with Eddie (who has since won back the title) and wins the match and the title. |
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07-07-2004, 09:06 AM
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Kane
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07-07-2004, 09:13 AM
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kane should win the Intercontinental Title from Randy Orton on RAW. (reason being he should hold the IC title for a while before challenging for the Heavyweight title to re-establish some credibility) Orton claims that there are no great legends left to kill outside of Evolution on RAW, and Kane comes out and brings it to Orton. They go at it for a few weeks, building up to a real Hardcore/Cell match. Something that there can be no outside interference, but no DQ, and where anything goes. Orton puts up a great match, but when Kane looks dead and buried, he hits Orton with 3 tombstones, and pins him for the win. |
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07-07-2004, 09:16 AM
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 Isn't that a bit of overkill? After all, one tombstone is usually enough to put anyone out of commission, yes, even HHH. |
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07-07-2004, 09:19 AM
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Besides, it will help to keep Orton's reputation established and show Kane to be a real hard-ass, who thinks that it's neccessary to do this to stop Orton. Plus it gives Orton the opportunity for a few weeks off, and then to return and feud with Evolution for not watching his back, and then to do the legend killer thing against Flair. |
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07-07-2004, 09:20 AM
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07-07-2004, 09:08 AM
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VALENTÍA
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07-07-2004, 09:16 AM
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Eugene should win the RAW tag titles himself in a handicap match against La Resistance. As a further dastardly plot of bischoff/HHH, Eugene and Flair should challenge for the tag titles on RAW, but Flair is delayed, so HHH sends Eugene out to the ring and tells him to pretend to be Flair and Eugene, until Flair arrives. So Eugene is out there, tagging himself in and out, and wrestling as Eugene, and when he tags himself, he pretends to be Flair (complete with Wig). Anyway, as luck would have it, he wins with a figure-four leg lock and wins the tag titles on his own. |
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07-07-2004, 09:17 AM
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Triple A's a bitch
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Feel free to spread the rep if you find them entertaining...........
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07-07-2004, 10:14 AM
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Triple H or HBK
Long standing favourites. Shawn hasn't been brilliant as of late but I've never been able to shake him off. Always been my favourite since the Bret Hart days. Triple H is always consistent. Doesn't put that many people over, but it means more when he does put someone over because he doesn't do it that often. |
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07-07-2004, 10:26 AM
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Should challenge for the World Heavyweight title on RAW. Shawn Michaels should come back when HHH has the title. HHH issues an open challenge to show how good a wrestler he is, and then this guy comes down the ramp in a mask and a weird costume, and beats him. Removes the mask and shows it is none other than HBK. Then HBK formally retires, saying he wanted to go out on top, and now is the time. The title is then put up for grabs in a King of the Ring style tournament. HHH Should challenge for the World Heavyweight title on RAW. HHH should have another one on one match with Benoit, and get beaten clean by the wolverine. Then in a rematch, Evolution interferes and HHH gets the belt. On the next RAW he issues the open challenge (see above) KOTR Tournament comes down to Benoit v HHH, and Benoit wins. |
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07-07-2004, 10:41 AM
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funaki on SD & val venus on raw (not my fav's but just interested to see how they'd win)
BTW the eugine one is quality LMAO as i can see this actually happening (You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to big_bluto again) |
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07-07-2004, 10:53 AM
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Funaki should challenge for the US Title. What happens is Funaki cuts a promo about how he's been beaten by everyone who's ever worked for the WWE and some kids outside buying ice-cream and he's had enough. He's tougher than Spike Dudley, he's smarter than the average bear, and he's got everyone's moves figured. Then he goes on to show that he's got a counter for every move that every wrestler makes. He still gets the crap beaten out of him, but no-one can deliver a finisher on him. He manages to scrape wins by confusing his opponents and then landing tornado DDT's and then hitting them with a microphone. Eventually he enters into a tournament to see who should get the potentially vacant US Title and wins it. The following week he gets beaten by John Cena, who has finally discarded the FU and has a decent finishing maneuver that Funaki can't combat. Val Venis Val Venis should challenge for the Intercontinental Title He issues a challenge to Randy Orton, along the lines of 'come and get me - I'm a legend'. Orton replies 'You're no legend' and Venis replies 'Of course I am - I fucked your mom.' Orton gets pissed, accepts the challenge and Val Venis and Orton go at it. Despite Venis's extensive experience, Orton delivers a blistering RKO, but before he can go for the pin, a video appears on the Titan-Tron of Val Venis and Orton's mom starring in a porno. Orton drops to his knees with his jaw hanging in shock, and up jumps Venis and makes Orton tap out by submission, from Val Venis's new submission finisher, 'The Deep Throat'. Anyway, Val Venis wins the IC title, and the following week Evolution come out and beat him up and Orton gets the strap back. Incidentally, Flair and HHH both quietly commented to Venis that they each thought Orton's mom was great in the sack, and Batista thought that Cowboy Bob rode like a bull. |
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07-07-2004, 11:01 AM
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07-07-2004, 01:06 PM
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07-07-2004, 01:08 PM
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The rep is always appreciated. I also tried to rep you however it tells me I have spread too much rep in the last 24 hours, which is a new one on me! Always appreciate the feedback!
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07-07-2004, 10:44 AM
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Christian. And it better be for the world title. And it better be against Benoit. Sorry, I believe Christian to be the greatest wrestler.
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07-07-2004, 11:01 AM
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My thread. But I'll humour you... Christian By special request, Christian challenges for the World Heavyweight title on RAW. It's the anniversary of the re-introduction of the IC title, and all previous holders are asked to participate in a battle royal to decide who gets to challenge Benoit for the World title on RAW next week. Well all the guys are going at it, and eventually it comes down to Christian, Edge and Orton. Edge spears Orton, and then grabs him and goes to toss him over the top rope, when Christian runs up and tips both of them over the top, thus securing his main event spot next week. Well next RAW comes around, and Benoit and Christian are going at it in the ring. Christian is clearly nowhere near as good a technical wrestler as Benoit, and Benoit has been around too long to get caught by Christian's sneaky tricks. The match is winding up, Christian looks dead on his feet, Benoit delivers 3 German Suplex's and then goes to the top rope for the flying head-butt. EDGE appears from the crowd and hits the ropes, knocking Benoit down onto the ref, who is knocked out. Edge grabs a couple of chairs and E & C reform with a con-chair-to to Benoit. Christian goes for the pin, and the ref taps 1...2.....3. When interviewed backstage, Edge points out that Christian is his brother, and then they go into a 37 second pose. |
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07-07-2004, 11:18 AM
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*cut to match* HHH is getting his ass whipped by Chris Jericho, when he low blows him and Pedigrees Jericho. HHH is going to one-hand pin Jericho, when Christian appears on the Titantron. Christian: Triple H, as you know, I am the New People's Champion. No matter where my title goes, the people will always be behind me. However, I trust that this situation shall not happen. Edge then storms out and Spears HHH down. He then picks up Jericho, pats him on the back and points to HHH. HHH tries to run away, but Jericho puts him in the Walls of Jericho. As HHH sells the Walls, Evolution runs out. Edge holds them off, getting his ass beaten until HHH taps. Evolution is shocked and run into the ring to attack Jericho. Jericho is engaged in a stare-down with them, and they move in... But Christian limps into the arena, supported by Trish Stratus. Christian says, now can you do now, HHH? Now go back to your hole and cry your heart out, wimp! Then he looks at Jericho. He says, now, Chris. I know you're still sore about losing Trish, but I think the title makes it up, doesn't it? *Jericho looks unsure* And as the former champion, I deserve, and has received permission from Bischoff for a shot at the World Heavyweight Title! And so, next week, on Raw, it'll be the New People's Champion taking on Chris Jericho for the World Heavyweight Title... 
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07-07-2004, 10:50 AM
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07-07-2004, 11:12 AM
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(assuming he has signed for the WWE, coz' that's where the big boys play) AJ Styles challenges for the WWE title on Smackdown In a desperate bid to help the plummeting ratings on Smackdown, Vince buys out the contracts of many of TNA's stars, one of which is AJ Styles. Rather than risk botching another Invasion storyline, he throws all the TNA and Smackdown guys into a Rumble style match to decide who gets to challenge for the WWE title, including JBL the current holder. The last 2 wrestlers in the ring are up for the title, and the winner gets the belt, there and then. AJ Styles enters at 11. Eddie Guerrero enters at 14 John Cena enters at 15. Jeff Hardy enters at 28. Big Show enters at 29. JBL enters at 30. Styles, Guerrero and Cena form a loose alliance to get rid of the big hoss's and heels, and everything is going well until hardy comes in at 28. He tries to deliver a moonsault but accidentally eliminates himself. This is against Vince's master plan as he is supposed to win the title! Word comes down from the back to the ref 'PICK SOMEONE' The ref gives the nod to Big Show, on his way to the ring, and as he gets into the ring and charges everyone, they all dodge out the way and Show tumbles over the top rope and eliminates himself. JBL then gets the nod, and enters at number 30. JBL eliminates Cena. JBL eliminates Eddie. There's only Styles and JBL left in the ring. They go at it for a while, and while they're wrestling they discuss the finisher. Styles going to the top rope, JBL Clothesline from hell when he lands, JBL throws him over. AJ sets it up... He leaps from the top rope when JBL makes his move, and watches in amazement as JBL runs right past him, and goes flying over the top rope. AJ STYLES IS WWE CHAMPION! Backstage, Styles asked JBL about why he botched the move, and JBL explained that he didn't want the title again because 'all those internet geek fuckers ruined my like'. |
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07-07-2004, 10:51 AM
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Since Eugene was already mentioned, I'll go with my second favorite:
Chris Jericho |
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07-07-2004, 11:18 AM
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Chris Jericho should switch brands and challenge for the Cruiserweight title. (hear me out on this one) Jericho appears on Smackdown, totally out of the blue, and cuts an awesome promo on how it upsets him that Smackdown has been poor since Jericho left. As a result he's gonna clean up the house from the bottom up. Starting today he's gonna challenge for the CW title, and then once he's gotten that, he's gonna challenge for the US Title, and then once he's gotten that, he's gonna challenge for the WWE title. Then, and only then, will you see.....Smackdown Is Jericho. He immediately challenges Rey Mysterio, the current holder of the belt, and they put on a fantastic match. Absolutely first class, and Jericho wins clean, but only just. He gets up, raises Rey's hand and starts the applause for a worthy champion, and promises him first shot at the title once he's won the US title next week. and so on....... |
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07-07-2004, 10:52 AM
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1/2 Optimist 1/2 Amazing
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07-07-2004, 11:27 AM
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Mick Foley in a bizarre twist challenges Eugene for the tag team titles on RAW. After seeing the Eugene/'Flair-Eugene' tag title vicory on RAW, Foley turns up and demands a shot at the titles: Mick Foley & Mankind v Eugene & 'Flair-Eugene' With Mick being so experienced and Mankind being such a bad-ass eventually they win, even after Mankind accidentally takes a chair-shot from Foley, while Eugene-Flair struts around going 'WOOOOOOO'. Mick makes the pin after throwing 'Flair-Eugene' from the top rope and getting Mr Socko on the case. Next week on RAW features an outstanding match of Mick Foley & Mankind v Cactus Jack & Dude Love in Hell In A Cell, which results in another change of title as Cactus Jack hits Mankind off the top of the cell with a flaming, barb-wire-wrapped baseball bat. |
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07-07-2004, 10:52 AM
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07-07-2004, 11:38 AM
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(a rarely heard of wrestler in the public domain, but currently running for mod in the worlds best internet wrestling forum, and an established wrestler in his own right, right?) Dave Mercy challenges for the returned Hardcore Title on RAW In October RAW is taping live from somewhere in England, and the Hardcore title is currently being held by none other than Batista. The 24/7 rule is still in effect which resulted in both A-Train and Chuck Palumbo being arrested at Heathrow airport after unsuccesful pin attempts on the plane on the way over to the UK. Anyway, Batista has a scheduled match against Rhyno for the Hardcore Title, which is hard fought, but Batista's un-natural strength wins out in the end. Rhyno makes his way back up the ramp, followed by Batista, when a member of the audience catches the attention of the Hardcore Champ. "Have you ever noticed that Rhyno has a nice ass?", enquires the guy in the audience, at which point Batista stops and stares with a strange smile on his face. The audience member leaps the barrier, and hits Batista over the back of the head with a nappy full of baby-shit, and as Batista falls, Mercy gets the pin, and is the NEW HARDCORE CHAMPION. While celebrating, he inadvertantly gets hit with a peanut thrown from the crowd, knocked cold, and as Earl Hebner tries to rouse Dave Mercy, another ref counts 1...2.....3 on Dave Mercy. The unfortunate Earl Hebner is now the Hardcore Champion, and I am sure is looking forward to his trip to the back..... |
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07-07-2004, 10:54 AM
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07-07-2004, 11:45 AM
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Taker should challenge for the WWE Title. JBL is cutting a promo about how he is a real American. Undertakers' gong sounds, the smoke pours, but the Texas Ranger appears on his motorbike, and rides toward the stage. As he enters the ring, JBL is looking frightened. Kurt Angle gets wheeled out from the back by Luther Reigns and informs JBL that as Angle, Olympic Medal Winner can't show JBL what an American is, he has asked the Undertaker/American Bad-Ass/Texas Ranger person to sort him out, so right now he has a match. JBL v Undertaker for the WWE Title. JBL does everything he can to win, but without Eddie to carry him he appears lost. Taker no sells everything, reducing the 'clothesline from hell' to the 'cuddle from Rochester' and eventually chokeslams his ass. Not content with that he then tombstones JBL and pins him for the title. Sadly, JBL is so ashamed that he retires and is never seen again. Ever. 
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07-07-2004, 11:13 AM
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07-07-2004, 11:54 AM
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Rob Van Dam RVD Challenges for the WWE Title on Smackdown. RVD is sick of being crapped on and getting cheated out of victories by various people and stuff and decides that it's time for no more Mr Nice Guy. It's time for.........The Whole F'n Show! RVD and Eddie are having a series of matches based around who has the best frogsplash, and they're brilliant matches. (see RAW a few years back) Out of the ring they begin competing with each other about loads of stuff, leading to a practical joke competition on Kurt Angle. This is all building up to a huge match at Summerslam for the WWE title, and in a best of 7 series they are at 3 wins each. Summerslam comes around and they are going at it. Absolutely outstanding match, loads of near-pins, loads of brilliant moves, the crowd are into it big time, and then BAM - RVD Heel turn! The Dudleys and Heyman run out and catch Eddie outside the ring while RVD distracts the ref. Eddie gets multiple chair shots, etc. and then pushed back into the corner of the ring. RVD hits the Van Daminator, going coast-to-coast, and then pulls Eddie out into the center of the ring and drops the frogsplash on him. RVD gets the pin. When the Dudleys and Heyman get in the ring they all celebrate together! 
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07-07-2004, 11:15 AM
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my fave doesn't even wrestle anymore...it's Bret Hart. I guess i'l go with a person who comes in at an extremely close second....Ric Flair...WOOOOOOO!
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Flair should challenge for the World Heavyweight Title So a few months go by, HHH has the belt back and Ric Flair has to go for surgery at some point on his trick-hip. He manages to persuade HHH that he still has one good match left in him and out of everyone he could wrestle in his last match, he wants 'The Game'. HHH agrees, and Flair manages to get a title shot written in to the contract. The match starts and it's obvious that Flair is taking this seriously, and so it HHH. Loads of chops, punches, struts, WOOOOO's, back-body-drops, knees to the face, etc. The match is going well, but Ric Flair is beginning to tire, and HHH is gaining in the ascendance. HHH sets up the pedigree, but Flair knocks him down. Then Flair goes to the top rope, HHH runs up to throw him off, but Flair kicks him in the face. HHH falls, and Ric 'The Nature Boy' Flair delivers the most beautiful, graceful shooting star press you've ever seen in your life. The ref goes for the pin....1....2....kick out by HHH! Flair, being the dirtiest player in the game, but still a bit dizzy from the shooting star press goes for a thumb to the eyes, but pokes the ref by mistake. HHH grabs his sledgehammer and smashes Flair in the hip, puts him into a figure-four leg lock and Flair looks like he's gonna tap out. But the Nature Boy is the master of the figure-4 and quickly inverts it so the pressure is on HHH. As it's his last match, he inverts the figure-4 and climbs the ropes with his hands, forcing HHH to tap out. Flair retires as 17 time World Heavyweight Champion. |
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I wonder how much postage you'd have to pay for the Big Show.
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The Rock should challenge for the WWE Title on Smackdown JBL has been to see Angle. Angle tells him that he has to have a challenger for the WWE title, so JBL insists that it has to be someone that; 1. Can't be Eddie Guerrero 2. Can't be anyone from the Smackdown roster 3. Can't be anyone from OVW 4. Must be American Angle agrees, and says that he is sure he can get someone to fit the bill. JBL goes out to the ring for the main event and starts talking about how he's a real American and how he's gonna prove it by taking on another American, and beating them soundly. As he's waffling on he is interrupted by IF YA SMEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLL....... The Rock enters the arena, the crowd surge to their feet, and JBL looks like he's discovering the result of 4 Vindaloo's and 12 pints of Guinness! The Rock comes to the ring, takes JBL's mic and explains to him that he's a real American, he's sick of the movies, and he's sick of JBL and he's here to whup some candy-ass. The match starts, and The Rock drops all his signature moves on JBL and wins the title. IF ONLY!!! |
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