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Old 01-15-2004, 12:04 AM   #41
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Not really a caption but look at the rack on the chick in white behind Orton.
Psst!!! It's Carrie!!!
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Old 01-15-2004, 01:09 AM   #43
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the best captions were from the 1/8 smackdown, the one with los guerreros and the bashams where theyre like "no you cant see it" and the two with paul heyman and chris benoit about the "how many fingers are behind my back"

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Old 01-15-2004, 01:36 AM   #44
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Goldberg, "Say, are we really suppossed to be getting paid in pink 50's."
Steiner, "Your getting paid"

'k, I know I'm not the best one at making captions, so I told myself I'm not gonna suggest a caption for Loopy's archive thingie, but dude, this one just owns all! I hereby suggest you put this one in
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Old 01-15-2004, 03:29 AM   #45
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Okay, this shall be my last post 'till the SmackDown captions (maybe)


"I know all of you are wondering why I got so many tracks on the WWE original album. For all my fans, and for all the wrestlers that wanted a track, I'm sorry, but I do have my reasons..."
LATER THAT NIGHT

HHH: Austin! How dare you take any mic time away from me! I'm fucking the Vince McMachon's daughter, and YOU get a few tracks on the new album?
Austin: It was for the good of the album?
Randy & Batista: That album is good?
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Old 01-15-2004, 03:43 AM   #46
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Goldberg: BLAAAAAARGH! YOU'RE NEXT!!!
Scott Steiner: Yaknow, [long pause] Iam the altimat THRILLA! yoo-n-me [...]at wrasslemania!
Goldberg: ARRRRGGG. Scott. I SAID YOU'RE NEXT! BLARRRGH!
Scott Steiner: soo-plex?
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Old 01-15-2004, 06:23 AM   #47
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Goldberg decided against using steroids after seeing what had become of Ric Flair
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Old 01-15-2004, 12:14 PM   #48
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Hmmmm...Loose Cannon...Did you get the "You get paid?" Line from the horrible Street Fighter movie?
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Old 01-15-2004, 12:58 PM   #49
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You know, I didn't even think of that until you mentioned the movie. Zangeif(sp) says it right. LOL
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Old 01-15-2004, 02:47 PM   #50
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Jazz and Molly, being the nice people that they are, tried putting Lita's shoulder back into place.




Goldberg: I'm HHH...wah wah wah...I always have to have the belt...wah wah wah.....I can't lose...wah wah wah


Orton found out that smoking with RVD before the match was a bad idea
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Old 01-15-2004, 03:58 PM   #51
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Goldberg: I'm HHH...wah wah wah...I always have to have the belt...wah wah wah.....I can't lose...wah wah wah
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You know, I didn't even think of that until you mentioned the movie. Zangeif(sp) says it right. LOL
Yup. Dee Jay says that bisons's bad, Zangeif askes him why he works for him, then, and Dee Jay replies "Because h's paying me a fortune."

To which Zangief responds: You get paid?

Pretty damn funny line, though it was a pretty damn bad movie.
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Originally Posted by Always450

'k, I know I'm not the best one at making captions, so I told myself I'm not gonna suggest a caption for Loopy's archive thingie, but dude, this one just owns all! I hereby suggest you put this one in
Loopy doesn't have a captions archive...
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Loopy doesn't have a captions archive...
What was that you were saying a few weeks ago about the Crew turning on you?
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Old 01-15-2004, 06:01 PM   #55
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Time for my face turn I guess.


Wait, I was heel?
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Time for my face turn I guess.


Wait, I was heel?
Who can tell anymore? It depends on whether the marks felt sorry for the NOOBs during that whole thing. Guess I'll go ask Vince. Vince, what do you think about the Caption Crew brea...



Did you say Triple H?
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I don't get it...
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It was meant to be a knock on the fact that Vince doesn't take input from wrestlers seriously and is only out for Trips' advancement, but now that I read it myself...it wasn't very funny.
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Old 01-15-2004, 06:10 PM   #59
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OMG...The Caption Crew has disbanded into two factions.
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'k, I know I'm not the best one at making captions, so I told myself I'm not gonna suggest a caption for Loopy's archive thingie, but dude, this one just owns all! I hereby suggest you put this one in
Thanks You heard the man, put it in the archives.
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Not while you're spreading lies about the Caption Crew disbanding.
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Old 01-15-2004, 06:31 PM   #62
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*prays some are good enough for caption(s) of the year*



Jazz: LEGO MY EGGO!



At this point, Molly had found what button to push..to make Lita's White Flame Attack to activate.



Appearently it works from the front as well.



Austin: Read my lips, no new taxes!





Matt Hardy was a little worried when Goldberg stopped in this position. Lucky for him, he was only trying to read a sign in the front row that said "WOOOOO" in big, black letters.



Suddenly, it fit Bill. No, not talent. But the fact that Matt's abs reminded him that he could save more money on his car insurance with that one company. Now only two questions. What was insurance, and why would someone name a car company "Geeko?"



This reminded me of when the T-Rex lets out the roar in Jurrassic Park.

Or

The sudden face shot said it all. It appeared that Rhyno could do more than just super glue someone.



Batista was minded his own business, when the ref suddenly slapped him on the ass and yelled "WHO'S THE BIATCH NOW?!"

The ref has not been seen since.



Once again, he gets the wrestler inbetween his legs, and completely forgets what to do. This is horrible, Ronald Reagan has a better memory than this.



Wasn't Bill Clinton's nickname "Bubba?"



Orton: Oh, but you can't fool me, I am telepathetic!
Camera-Man: Telepath...
Orton: SHUT IT



Bill: Oh oh, oh ah!
Steiner: OH OH! AH AH!
Bill: OH OH OH OH, AH OH AH AH!

Yes, howler monkeys are VERY territorial. But, the less intelligent ones, will begin fighting for reasons that probably escape them too.



Each man, was thinking something different. And with the new "TELEPATHETIC HELMET" made by one Randy Orton, we can now view those thoughts. Let's see what's going on.

King: ...why am I stuck working with these two idiots. I could have had a nice, sunny Florida home...but NO! I'm stuck with good ol' BBQ sauce and Coachie over here...

Coach: I feel...so stupid...I hope I don't fall down the....HEY! A Quarter!

JR: bwah gawd king, stone cold stone cold stone cold bbq sauce stunner stunner stunner in half unprettier saddam bawh gawd...bawh gawd...



It was going so well 'til Hunter fell back in his chair. And he even no sold that!



Shawn: Nose...smashing....mine...can't...breath..



Suddenly, Kane busted through the crowd with the chair in hand, and quickly yelled out to the men in the ring, and that yell went a little something like this...

Kane: HEY YOU GUYS!



Kane did what the writers told him, to give the Tombstone to Booker. Here's where problems set in, as Kane forgot to lean forward, and fell flat on his back. At that moment, many of the fans broke into laughter and chants of "You ****ed up!" At this moment, all Hell broke lose, and Kane begun destroying the place. However, the WWE quickly sent out Shane to kill off any heat, thus saving Triple H's title.



Kane: Okay...do I pin him...or choke him...crap, I always forget this part..



Henry TRIED to Jericho over the ropes, but to his effort, he just couldn't hold up talent.



However, he did realize that if he couldn't hold them up, he could surely throw them down.



Jericho: Hey Mark, your shoes are untied!

At that point, Henry and EVERY fan in the building looked down.



Poor Jericho. He just remembered he switched his car's insurance from Country Companies to State Farm. No Geico for him.



Wow, such a great analogy. The empty room represents Trish on SO many levels...



Austin rolled up to show Batista his new ATV. As him and Dave chatted, Hunter yelled at Austin for something about "More Airtime" while Orton couldn't figure out why his mind powers didn't affect Austin.



RVD was doing his thumb taunt. The ref was doing Flair's little dance. All was right with the world.



Finally, Orton got it! A blonde LITERALLY walks INTO the bar DOOR! So obvious.



Orton was calling in pain. RVD was calling in pain. Suddenly, the ref had to ask RVD who the hold was on. And all RVD could answer with was a rude "AHHH IT HURTS!"



Ref: So...'ow ya' doin'?



Orton suddenly entered panic mode. Why the hell was RVD eating his hand?!
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Matt Hardy was a little worried when Goldberg stopped in this position. Lucky for him, he was only trying to read a sign in the front row that said "WOOOOO" in big, black letters.



Orton: Oh, but you can't fool me, I am telepathetic!
Camera-Man: Telepath...
Orton: SHUT IT



Bill: Oh oh, oh ah!
Steiner: OH OH! AH AH!
Bill: OH OH OH OH, AH OH AH AH!

Yes, howler monkeys are VERY territorial. But, the less intelligent ones, will begin fighting for reasons that probably escape them too.



Each man, was thinking something different. And with the new "TELEPATHETIC HELMET" made by one Randy Orton, we can now view those thoughts. Let's see what's going on.

King: ...why am I stuck working with these two idiots. I could have had a nice, sunny Florida home...but NO! I'm stuck with good ol' BBQ sauce and Coachie over here...

Coach: I feel...so stupid...I hope I don't fall down the....HEY! A Quarter!

JR: bwah gawd king, stone cold stone cold stone cold bbq sauce stunner stunner stunner in half unprettier saddam bawh gawd...bawh gawd...



It was going so well 'til Hunter fell back in his chair. And he even no sold that!



Jericho: Hey Mark, your shoes are untied!

At that point, Henry and EVERY fan in the building looked down.
The untied shoes caption was great.
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Old 01-15-2004, 06:39 PM   #64
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Stone Cold: "Yep, my manhood is just as huge as Ron Jeremy's."


Sometimes Goldberg has a tough time opening his mouth wide, so the only way
to get him to open his mouth is to eat some really hot saulsa.


Buh Buh: "Don't worry, the table is only plastic."


Randy Orton thinking of killing the legend of the WWE writers.


Steiner: "Just because you have hair on your chest doesn't make you muscular."
Goldberg: "Oh yeah, and what's up with the glasses? Are you blind like Nidia on Smackdown?"


Coach: "Yes, I am standing on top of the announcer table. Kids, don't try this at home."
Both Jr. and King at the same time: "Huh?"


HHH: "I wish Stephanie was on this show."


HBK: "It was me that banged Stephanie last night."
HHH: "No, it wasn't."


Kane doesn't like the color blue chairs so he grabs the silver one instead.


Trish thinking to herself ("I need a mirror on this wall so I can try out some different push up bras.")


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Geez. I leave the forum for five minutes and come back and there are like two sets of new captions.
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Geez. I leave the forum for five minutes and come back and there are like two sets of new captions.
Well just wait until you come on tomorrow. There'll be, like, a whole other set of pictures!

Just joshin' ya, my captioning guru.

Oh, and all the talk of the Crew disbanding...all rubbish! No truth to it at all. It was just a rumor started by stupid Internet fans who don't know anything!
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Old 01-15-2004, 08:09 PM   #69
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Well just wait until you come on tomorrow. There'll be, like, a whole other set of pictures!

Just joshin' ya, my captioning guru.

Oh, and all the talk of the Crew disbanding...all rubbish! No truth to it at all. It was just a rumor started by stupid Internet fans who don't know anything!
LOL, I am sorry, I saw an oppurtunity to split the Crew up and I ran with it. OH wait, I think I'm in the Crew actually, but I'm the Rogue member of the group so I haven't changed my title.
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