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#41 |
It's Hammer Time
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"Let's have a cruserweight match on Smackdown that doesn't get interrupted"
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#42 |
dave ain't here?
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"Welcome back to the WWE Jeff Jarrett"
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#43 |
Instant Credibility
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"What? There's no way I'm doing another angle where I have an affiar and get to grope a smoking hot Diva who's a third my age!!"
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#44 |
As over as Crystal Pepsi
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Benoit, I'd like you to shoot with Hunter tonight.
Maybe I should listen to the fans more often. No, Hogan, you cannot have another last match! Where do you come up with this stuff Paul? It's awesome! New Jack, I'd like you to shoot with Hunter tonight. |
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#45 |
Total Non-Stop Apologist
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"Maybe I did screw Bret."
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#46 |
It's Hammer Time
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"I actually have to DO something to break wrestling out of this downward cycle!"
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#47 |
Banned WWE on 1/1/07
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"Maybe I should have spent some money to get some bigger WCW stars for the Invasion angle"
"Maybe I should have let WCW win a few rounds in the Invasion angle" "Maybe having my daughter be the spotlight of the Invasion angle wasn't the best thing for this company." ....just using the Invasion angle is enough for 101. |
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#48 |
This Isn't the YMCA..
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"I don't think Goldberg should wear a wig"
"No Mark you can't have 6 months off" or "Mark your gonna job at Mania" "I don't think Linda should be in this segment with Austin" "The XFL was a big mistake" "WWE movies will flop" |
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#49 |
Banned WWE on 1/1/07
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How about:
"Hunter, you may already know that Smackdown's in trouble. They're moving to Friday night, and that's going to be a nightmare for ratings. We NEED those advertisers. I know you're the only draw in this company, so I know that your fans will follow you over. You're going to be the next draft pick." |
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#50 |
"Ask him!"
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"I don't think the fans buy JBL as a credible World Champion. Better put it back on Eddie."
-After Great American Bash 2004 "Chris Benoit ought to be the focus of the show. He is the World Heavyweight Champion. I think I'll turn HBK heel and put them in a feud together." -After Backlash 2004 "Oh my god... Rob Van Dam is the most over man in the company! I need to do something about this!" -Invasion 2002 "Hunter, that was the worst promo I've ever heard. Work on it." -After any RAW "Rey/RVD/Jericho/Paul London I want you to go out there tonight and pull out all the stops." "You will never be on WWE TV again. Ever." -To Stephanie after one of her annoying promos Vince: "Please, please, please, please, please come back to full time!" Rock: Stop touching me. |
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#51 |
I Just Passed You By!
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"Chris Jericho deserved a better Undisputed Title run".
"Hunter, you've done it 10 times. Let someone else be champion for a while." "Wow, it's not his character. These people HATE Edge. Maybe teaming him with Lita was a mistake". |
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#52 |
dave ain't here?
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"I was wrong"
"Hunter will you PLEASE shave that ridiculous moustache" "No we won't be making any more HHH DVD's" "You're too big" |
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#53 |
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"Pandas Rule!"
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#54 |
He's Here
Posts: 60,735
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"I can't believe it, but poop and gay jokes just aren't funny to me anymore."
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#55 |
Ron Paul 4 EVA
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"Bob, I'd appreciate it if you stopped stiffing people in the ring. Beating the shit out of the help is bad for business."
"And pass this along to Bradshaw." |
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#56 |
He's Here
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"I cry myself to sleep every night because I know that if I stand up to Hunter he'd beat me... Then fire me."
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#57 |
dave ain't here?
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#58 |
It's Clobbering Time!
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"You know Hunter, maybe Jericho should make you tap out tonight"
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#59 |
It's Clobbering Time!
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John, for assaulting Blue Meanie at ONS and bullying younger workers, not to mention breaking the law in another country and alienating a section of our audience, you're fired!
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#60 |
The Superkick Master
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''Let's give the fans what they want.''
''Maybe we should keep Triple H out of the main event for a while'' ''Triple H, YOOOUUURREE FIIIRRREEEEDD!!!!'' |
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#61 |
Ron Paul 4 EVA
Posts: 152,467
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"Maybe I shouldn't run this entire
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#62 |
Kiss the blade
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*Vince sees Carlitos Cabana*
''Mabye more Superstars should spit fruit at each other'' Hold on this is things he wouldn't say lol Just you wait, Just you wait 'till we see Big Vis spit a watermelon at someone |
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#63 |
Ron Paul 4 EVA
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"Trust me, John, mooning the world on Raw is will equal ratings. As will you raping JR in the final segment."
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#64 |
He's Here
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"Those guys on the internet are on to something..."
"No Brock, leave the internet alone." |
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#65 |
Ron Paul 4 EVA
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I was wrong to sue Marvel.
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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#68 |
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Oh, thanks.
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#69 |
George"The Animal"Steele
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"I have enough sandwiches for everyone in my vagina"
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#71 |
Ron Paul 4 EVA
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"Lance Storm is God."
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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#73 |
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this thread confuses me because:
a) i thought most of it was referenced shiz b) vince mcmahon is the subject c) im cold |
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#74 |
George"The Animal"Steele
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"Sting is the greatest wrestler on WWE"
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#75 |
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"WWF"
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#76 |
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"Hey Bischoff, I'm giving you absolute creative control"
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#77 |
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"Maybe we should hire real writers instead of blow up dolls."
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#78 |
He's Here
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"I'M VINCE MCMAHON DARN IT!"
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#79 |
George"The Animal"Steele
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"I really respect the fans for putting up with this shit."
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