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07-28-2005, 12:26 PM
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Herp a derp, and so on
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I hope you guys saw Teddy giving the finger in my Photoshop pic.
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07-28-2005, 02:41 PM
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lol... just noticed that.
but if Hassan's staying... AWESOME. 
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07-28-2005, 09:18 PM
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Smitten for Kittens
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Hassan's taking the subway to NWA/TNA.
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07-28-2005, 11:58 PM
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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I think he'll be back on Smackdown. An authority figure saying someone's not coming back? Sounds too familliar.
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07-29-2005, 12:07 PM
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The Great Pink Hope
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Fresh, original writing from the Titan towers team.
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07-29-2005, 12:16 PM
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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Quote:
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07-29-2005, 12:18 PM
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The Great Pink Hope
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At least Cena hasn't come to the ring on a Kool-Aid truck and soaked Jericho yet.
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07-29-2005, 12:20 PM
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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Koolaid? Naw. He's Urban. Gin n Juice yo
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07-29-2005, 12:27 PM
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The Great Pink Hope
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Sunny D? alright!
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07-29-2005, 07:37 PM
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Long Post Warning
When this whole thing started with UPN, I was thinking of ways I'd mark out for a Hassan return to RAW. Then it hit me. Tell me what you think, it's unrealistic, but I would absolutely love to see this happen:
John Cena is cutting a promo after defeating Chris Jericho at Summerslam (let's be honest, the WWE aren't going to put Y2J over). Then when Cena is about to drop the "The Champ is Here!" line...AAAAAYIAAAAAA! RAW/Cena has just been Hassan'd! Muhammad comes out and says the injuries he sustained at The Great American Bash would put any American outfor a few months, but they couldn't stop "The Great" Muhammad Hassan! He cuts loose on Cena saying John ended his undefeated streak, and Hassan's true battle is with him over the WWE Championship. At Unforgiven the match is signed, John Cena vs. Muhammad Hassan. In the coming weeks, Hassan's lackeys attack Cena left and right, constantly getting the better of him. At Unforgiven we see the match go in Cena's favour, until the lackeys get involved. The lackeys are the same guys as last time, except the main one with the chicken-wire isn't present, presumingly still out from The Undertaker's Tombstone. His role is taken up by a masked Daivari. During the match, we also see the other heels on RAW spill out on Bischoff's orders to make sure he loses. The other faces on RAW spill out to counteract these forces. Eventually it is Val Venis who takes out the masked lackeys with a steel chair. He is standing in the ring with the fallen "terrorists" and a groggy Muhammad Hassan and John Cena. He looks at the chair, then at the fans, then he waffles Cena with it, busting him open. Venis then takes out some chicken-wire as Jerry Lawler and Jonathan Coachman seem shocked to find out that Val Venis was the guy who got Tombstoned by The Undertaker at The Great American Bash. Venis chokes Cena until the referee comes to. Muhammad Hassan covers, 1-2-3. MUHAMMAD HASSAN IS THE NEW WWE CHAMPION!!!!!! The next night on RAW, we are gifted with the presence of Muhammad Hassan. Cena comes out and cuts a promo about how he has a guaranteed rematch with Hassan. Muhammad corrects Cena and says that he is guaranteed a rematch only witht he man who defeated him for the title. Hassan tells Cena that that little problem has been solved. See Hassan is no longer WWE Champion. "Helloooooooo Ladies!" Val Venis comes out wearing the WWE Championship over his towel, the WWE symbol in the middle replaced with two giant "V"s. Venis just chuckles at Cena before saying "Hellooooooooo *insert town name here*" to which he would likely receive heaps of heat. Venis then goes serious and says he is sick and tired of flavours of the month coming in and overtaking him, and putting him on the backburner. He says only one rookie sought out guidence from Val Venis, and that was Muhammad Hassan. Hassan reminded me of what it was like to be proud of one's heritage, and to not hide it behind a veil. Venis says Hassan has taught him to be proud of his Canadian heritage, and that he will no longer be announced as being from "Las Vegas, Nevada". This would be even better if the WWE were actually in Nevada or Las Vegas for RAW. Anyway, Cena says this little screwjob Hassan and Venis are pulling isn't possible unless they had permission from management to switch the title. Cena realises immediately who has helped Hassan and Venis before he even finishes. "I'm Back" hits and out comes Eric Bischoff laughing and smiling. Bischoff puts his hand on Venis' shoulder, and announces that as payment for getting the title off Cena, Val Venis has been rewarded with creative control. "Chief Morely" is back. Morely says his first act as Chief of Staff, is to announce a Handicap Steel Cage Match. John Cena vs. the heels of RAW. His second act is to announce that Muhammad Hassan will challenge Shelton Benjamin for the WWE Intercontinental Championship tonight (Benjamin wins the title at Summerslam with help from Rob Van Dam). Anyway, Cena somehow manages to pull off the impossible and beats the heels in the Steel Cage Match, which leads to Cena chasing Venis for the WWE Championship. Hassan beats Benjamin by DQ when Cena runs in and assaults Hassan. The Chief makes an announcement that it was a stipulation of the match that if Benjamin got DQ'd, the title would change hands. Thus Muhammad Hassan is the NEW WWE Intercontinental Champion. We then see tension between Shelton Benjamin and John Cena. Kurt Angle turns face for a night to challenge Val Venis for the title. The two put on a good match, finally giving Venis a chance to shine in the ring. Venis beats Angle cleanly with the Venis Flytrap earning him a submission. Morely then goes on to beat Shelton Benjamin and Hulk Hogan in title matches. Then Cena finally gets his shot, and beats Venis. This is cut short again by Hassan who reveals before each title defense, Val Venis forfeited the belt to Muhammad Hassan, bumping up their title reigns to four for Val Venis and five for Muhammad Hassan. Cena then begins his chase for Hassan, but realises that it is hopeless and they'll just switch the belts and Cena has literally no chance of ever being WWE Champion again. "No Chance" ironically hits and out comes Vince McMahon who says thsi is bullshit and it is demeaning to the WWE Championship. At Survivor Series, John Cena will face Val Venis and Muhammad Hassan in a Triple Threat Match for the WWE Championship, and we'll finally see some honour restored to this belt. To make things more even, Hassan defends the IC Championship earlier that night against Shelton Benjamin. Benjamin wins the IC Title for the third time, and Cena pins Val Venis in the main event. John Cena is a two-time WWE Champion. The biggest flaw with this idea is that it completely shatters the credibility of the WWE Title, which people will no doubt get upset about, but I think that can be ignored. This wouldn't be too damaging to the title, and it makes Val Venis and Muhammad Hassan multiple time WWE Champions, something that will really help Muhammad Hassan, and something Val Venis deserves. When I play things out in my head, there's nothing insulting about the idea of hearing Val Venis being called a four-time WWE Champion by Jim Ross. It would be something interesting that hasn't been done before. It creates a top heel in Val Venis, gives Muhammad Hassan some title reigns, and it allows Val Venis to become a credible talent again, without going through the long and tiring process of completely destroying his gimmick. Porn star Venis still remains, but he's now evil, and the slimeball "Chief Morely" character is infused into it. 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