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Old 09-06-2005, 05:17 AM   #41
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I just don't want to see an ACTUAL Val Venis porn video.
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Old 09-06-2005, 05:21 AM   #42
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He couldn't have a porno if he wanted one, he's Val Venis, the man with no penis.
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Old 09-06-2005, 05:21 AM   #43
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So does this mean HHH runs around hitting people with sledgehammers.
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Old 09-06-2005, 06:27 AM   #44
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So does this mean HHH runs around hitting people with sledgehammers.
No, but he has been banned from most funeral homes.
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Old 09-06-2005, 06:33 AM   #45
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nice WWKD
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Old 09-06-2005, 06:35 AM   #46
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*Matt hardy talking to a friend*

Friend: Yeah man, i gotta go. Cya later

Matt: Screw you *insert friends name here* I'll see you in ROH
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Old 09-06-2005, 12:41 PM   #47
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(Two acne ridden teenage guys behind the McDonalds counter notice Nick Dinsmore walking in)

Acne Guy 1: Dude, it's Eugene!

Acne Guy 2: What? That retarded guy on wrestling? Where?

Acne Guy 1: Shut up, he's coming right now.... Hi, can I take your order?

Dinsmore: Uhh... shit...
(gets into character)
could I haff two cheeseburgers and friiies?

(The two guys stare at him for a minute)

Acne Guy 2: Dude, I thought you were just playing a character on TV.

Dinsmore: ....huuuuh?

Acne Guy 1: Just get his food.

(A few minutes later Nick has his food and leaves)

Dinsmore: (under his breath) Fuck, that was embarassing.

Acne Guy 1: Wow. I never knew.

Acne Guy 2: Yeah, I thought it was funny before, but I guess they were just using this retarded guy to their advantage. We should find a retard who's offended by this and sue Vince McMahon.

Acne Guy 1: Let me call my sister.

_________________________

(Two weeks later in Stamford, CT, Vince McMahon opens a letter to find a legal charge against him.)

Vince: Oh.... fuck.
You must something something to something something Fox somethine.
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Old 09-06-2005, 05:37 PM   #48
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Gonna go update Scenes from a Hat and steal this topic.

Sucks for Dinsmore and Jillian tho.



But Nick could use this to his advantage. Ya know... cause all sorts of havoc and then say he was acting in kayfabe. He could make a mess in hotels all over and get away with it!
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Old 09-06-2005, 06:53 PM   #49
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Snit also has to be infactuated with woman's feet out in public as well.
I guess you could consider this stupid but, a guy I bowl with worked with Snitzky and the guy truly does have a foot fetish. He used to go into work with catalouges and always have sick comments about feet. Useless fact and maybe known, but if not, there you go.
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Old 09-07-2005, 04:01 AM   #50
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Boy howdy, do I feel bad for Paul Bearer right about now.

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Old 09-07-2005, 04:02 AM   #51
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THAT WAS MY 420TH POST, LOLZ.
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Old 09-07-2005, 04:19 AM   #52
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That 420 post should have been used on a Van Dam joke.
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Old 09-07-2005, 07:21 AM   #53
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Why did Rob Van Dam cross the road?

He was fucked on Ket
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Old 09-07-2005, 01:54 PM   #54
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Boy howdy, do I feel bad for Paul Bearer right about now.

He's under house arrest. When he needs to get anything, they tow around a block of cement.
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Old 09-07-2005, 10:43 PM   #55
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Why did Rob Van Dam cross the road?

He was fucked on Ket
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Old 09-08-2005, 12:52 AM   #56
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Oh man, I HAVE to see Maria kayfabe it up in real life 24/7. That would rock.
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Old 09-08-2005, 08:12 AM   #57
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Old 09-08-2005, 08:54 AM   #58
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Why did the wrestler cross the road twice?

He wanted to turn heel.

You know double cross, ah hahaha

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Old 09-08-2005, 09:03 AM   #59
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A double-cross?
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Old 09-09-2005, 01:27 PM   #60
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LOL so Lita will have to be a slut in real life?...wait...
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Old 09-10-2005, 03:31 AM   #61
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This explains why Hogan is Hogan, at least.


I think the guy worst off would be Viscera. I mean, basically, when he walks down the street, every so often, he'll have to tackle some random male to the ground, flip him onto his stomach, and repeatedly thrust on top of him.

And even if Vis enjoyed it... he'd still prolly face some legal trouble.
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Old 09-10-2005, 03:41 AM   #62
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Then he'd go to jail where he can enjoy that thrusting until his hearts content. Its win win for Big Vis
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