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As over as Crystal Pepsi
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I drank milk the day AFTER it expired. Now THAT'S EXTRME!!!
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I'm Mr. White Christmas
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I drank milk strait from the cows utter
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Ninja Mod, Esquire
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I stabbed a man in the heart with a trident...
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As over as Crystal Pepsi
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I said supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
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Sleepy Bitch
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I was in a huge plane wreck and everyone died except for me so I killed myself since that's the honorable thing to do.
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I'm Mr. White Christmas
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I shot your plane with a flaming arrow
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Kiss the blade
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He's Here
Posts: 60,735
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I'm Mr. White Christmas
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I sucked semen from a hose behind 7-11
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Bent his wookie
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I hooked a dead cow up to an IV and stuck it in my veins
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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Herp a derp, and so on
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I've Hassan'd 15 threads... DAMN NEAR BROKE MY NECK! BUT I STILL GOT UP!!!
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The Rum Diary
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i raped an old lady at wrestlemania 20 and then got into the hall of fame.............
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He's Here
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I called Ric Flair a mark.
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Kiss the blade
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As over as Crystal Pepsi
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I've watched Fraggle Rock while drunk! You tell me that's not XTEMEISTLY AWESOME!!!!!
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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Oh yeah? I hade debates with Confused over felching with a Fraggle.
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Inno Knows.
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I stabbed Sadistic in NY with a rusty fork, and got away with it.
I also digitally inserted Jabba the Hutt into the new Star Wars movies! |
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It's runnin' wild
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I got my balls torn off by some nail clips.
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I'm Mr. White Christmas
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I tore some guys balls off
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As over as Crystal Pepsi
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I screwed Bret
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Herp a derp, and so on
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Whoever you do, whatever you are, PLEASE, don't type this at home!
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Now. Here. Man.
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I broke the sound barrier in a golf cart.
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Save_Us.sandwich
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When I get into a fistfight, it sounds like a rabid dog strangling a grizzly bear.
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He's Here
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I went to a party with Mark Copani and got Hassan'd.
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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I'm Mr. White Christmas
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I challenged HHH to a Hell in a Cell match
And won |
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R.I.P Tanner
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I'm Mr. White Christmas
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And then he fired me and I went to TNA and taught AJ Styles ring Psychology
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R.I.P Tanner
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Now your just lying
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Herp a derp, and so on
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Skippord, you failure, you.
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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I stole Jeff Hardy's face paint.
He then used common house paint, but stil.l. IT WAS TEH XTREAM |
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He's Here
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I'm slated to beat Triple H in his retirement match at WrestleMania 41.
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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Kiss the blade
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Hockey Superstar
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I raped a hobo living in a cardboard box... and it wasn't even itching the next day.
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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The Thread Killer
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I once asked Brock Lesnar if he was the guy Jim Ross was calling the best on the internet.
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dave ain't here?
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I once tried to win a debate against Kane Knight.
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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