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#41 |
As over as Crystal Pepsi
Posts: 21,639
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I drank milk the day AFTER it expired. Now THAT'S EXTRME!!!
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#42 |
I'm Mr. White Christmas
Posts: 44,526
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I drank milk strait from the cows utter
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#43 |
Ninja Mod, Esquire
Posts: 12,676
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I stabbed a man in the heart with a trident...
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#44 |
As over as Crystal Pepsi
Posts: 21,639
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I said supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
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#45 |
Sleepy Bitch
Posts: 6,336
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I was in a huge plane wreck and everyone died except for me so I killed myself since that's the honorable thing to do.
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#46 |
I'm Mr. White Christmas
Posts: 44,526
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I shot your plane with a flaming arrow
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#47 | |
Kiss the blade
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#48 | |
He's Here
Posts: 60,735
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#49 |
I'm Mr. White Christmas
Posts: 44,526
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I sucked semen from a hose behind 7-11
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#50 |
Bent his wookie
Posts: 1,420
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I hooked a dead cow up to an IV and stuck it in my veins
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#51 | |
Ron Paul 4 EVA
Posts: 152,467
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#52 |
Herp a derp, and so on
Posts: 8,830
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I've Hassan'd 15 threads... DAMN NEAR BROKE MY NECK! BUT I STILL GOT UP!!!
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#53 |
The Rum Diary
Posts: 13,841
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i raped an old lady at wrestlemania 20 and then got into the hall of fame.............
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#54 |
He's Here
Posts: 60,735
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I called Ric Flair a mark.
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#55 | |
Kiss the blade
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#56 |
As over as Crystal Pepsi
Posts: 21,639
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I've watched Fraggle Rock while drunk! You tell me that's not XTEMEISTLY AWESOME!!!!!
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#57 |
Ron Paul 4 EVA
Posts: 152,467
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Oh yeah? I hade debates with Confused over felching with a Fraggle.
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#58 |
Inno Knows.
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I stabbed Sadistic in NY with a rusty fork, and got away with it.
I also digitally inserted Jabba the Hutt into the new Star Wars movies! |
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#59 |
It's runnin' wild
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I got my balls torn off by some nail clips.
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#60 |
I'm Mr. White Christmas
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I tore some guys balls off
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#61 |
As over as Crystal Pepsi
Posts: 21,639
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I screwed Bret
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#62 |
Herp a derp, and so on
Posts: 8,830
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Whoever you do, whatever you are, PLEASE, don't type this at home!
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#63 |
Now. Here. Man.
Posts: 8,370
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I broke the sound barrier in a golf cart.
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#64 |
Save_Us.sandwich
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When I get into a fistfight, it sounds like a rabid dog strangling a grizzly bear.
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#65 |
He's Here
Posts: 60,735
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I went to a party with Mark Copani and got Hassan'd.
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#66 | |
Ron Paul 4 EVA
Posts: 152,467
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#67 |
I'm Mr. White Christmas
Posts: 44,526
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I challenged HHH to a Hell in a Cell match
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#68 |
R.I.P Tanner
Posts: 8,219
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#69 |
I'm Mr. White Christmas
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And then he fired me and I went to TNA and taught AJ Styles ring Psychology
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#70 |
R.I.P Tanner
Posts: 8,219
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Now your just lying
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#71 |
Herp a derp, and so on
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Skippord, you failure, you.
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#72 |
Ron Paul 4 EVA
Posts: 152,467
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I stole Jeff Hardy's face paint.
He then used common house paint, but stil.l. IT WAS TEH XTREAM |
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#73 |
He's Here
Posts: 60,735
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I'm slated to beat Triple H in his retirement match at WrestleMania 41.
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#74 | |
Ron Paul 4 EVA
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#75 | |
Kiss the blade
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#76 |
Hockey Superstar
Posts: 11,381
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I raped a hobo living in a cardboard box... and it wasn't even itching the next day.
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#77 | |
Ron Paul 4 EVA
Posts: 152,467
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#78 |
The Thread Killer
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I once asked Brock Lesnar if he was the guy Jim Ross was calling the best on the internet.
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#79 |
dave ain't here?
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I once tried to win a debate against Kane Knight.
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#80 | |
Ron Paul 4 EVA
Posts: 152,467
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