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As over as Crystal Pepsi
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Lita doesn't botch anything.
Bothcing Lita's stuff. |
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Sylvester Stallone, Arnold Schwartzeneggar, Steven Segal, Jean Claude Van Damme, and Wesley Snipes were all created when a drop of sweat from Hulk Hogan fell into a biological pond and created a race of supermen who were impervious to pain, although not even a combined 1/1,000,000th as impervious to pain as Hulk Hogan.
(thanks DM) Last edited by Corkscrewed; 02-14-2006 at 04:03 AM. |
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You forgot Jean Claude Van Damme
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Guess I spelled it right then.
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He's Here
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Rob Van Dam doesn't get the munchies, the munchies come to him.
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One Of A Kind
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Lita isn't a slut, a slut is a Lita.(Lita is such an easy target, I ALMOST feel sorry for her)
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He's Here
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I don't feel for Lita, Lita feels for me!
Wait, what? |
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Shelton's momma isn't fat, she's just big boned.
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He's Here
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Kane eats a bowl of lava rocks for breakfast to feul his Hellfire 'n Brimstone.
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John Cena isn't a rapper, he just plays one on TV.
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Spammy Certified
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Randy Orton doesn't kill legends legends commit suicide in front of him.
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Is Finkle
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The Big Show once cleaned out an entire Burger King. People, napkins, straws.... EVERYTHING.
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Inno Knows.
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Kurt Angle impregnated an entire convent of nuns back in 1971. One year later they all gave birth to the group known as the '72 Dolphins.
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Is Finkle
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When Obi-Wan Kenobi sliced Darth Maul in half and he fell down a large shaft, he landed in a pile of worms which became a part of his being, changing him into The Boogeyman. He has to eat at least two scoops of worms a day or his body will come apart again.
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Now. Here. Man.
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Mr. T may pity the fool, but Chris Benoit pities Mr. T
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Chris Benoit is faster than a speeding bullet spit out by Superman through a straw.
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If Val Venis was clothing, he would be Trish Stratus' thong.
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Diabetes Coming To Getcha
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Death is afraid of no man. Except Tim White....
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Mr. No MITB
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TNA is an anagram of ANT
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I'm Mr. White Christmas
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Chris Sabin Doesnt hail taxi's Taxi's HAIL SABIN
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Mr. No MITB
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Angle didn't win an olympic gold medal with a broken freakin neck, the broken freakin neck won a gold medal for Angle.
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Is Finkle
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An old lady asked Josh Matthews if he could help her carry her bags. He ran off to get some.
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Mr. No MITB
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Tim White doesn't die, death Tim White'd
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He's Here
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Josh Matthews doesn't help, he waits. Then calls for help.
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Mr. No MITB
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Josh Matthews needs help.
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is Brilliant
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He's Here
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If Kurt Angle was Chuck Norris, he'd beat himself up with his own little toe.
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As over as Crystal Pepsi
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Goldust doesn't watch porn. Porn watches Goldust.
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Angel Headed Hipster
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As over as Crystal Pepsi
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Sean O'Haire won't tell you anything that you don't already know.
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As over as Crystal Pepsi
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In the movie "The Passion Of the Christ" The Undertaker was set up to play the role of Jesus Christ. He would have gotten the spot but he refused to flinch during the whipping scenes.
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As over as Crystal Pepsi
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The writers don't avoid logic. Logic avoids the writers.
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He's Here
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Eugene is the life story of five of the writers.
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Stephanie McMahon doesn't have fake tits, she just stuffs her bra.
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Viscera did'nt fuck Lillian Garcia, I did.
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As over as Crystal Pepsi
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Elvis didn't do no drugs!
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If Kurt Angle was gay his name would be Chuck Norris
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Robo Speedly Force
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Kronik doesn't suck. Suck Kroniks.
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Trish did'nt get fake tits to make them look better, she got them to break her fall in the ring.
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