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He's Here
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Inspired by Chuck Norris......
Let's do some wrestling-related Chuck Norris stuff...
IE: Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits. Triple H doesn't job, jobbing jobs to Triple H. Lita doesn't get STDs, STDs get Litas. Can't think of anymore right now but post your own. (Yeah, I'm bored.) ![]() |
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#1 Senior Elite Member
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Matt Hardy won't die, he lives on in missery.
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In an attempt to end World War II, the United States government authorized the drop of Samoa Joe onto Hiroshima. However, the Japanese hired a mercenary, known today as Low Ki, to meet him. The ensuing fight leveled the city, killing thousands.
However, the match was so well received (Meltzer gave it ****1/2) that a rematch was immediately booked in Nagasaki. Stolen from Innovators sig. |
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Bent his wookie
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cena doesnt suck.....o wait, yea he does
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He's Here
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Cena doesn't suck, he blows.
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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When Kurt Angle dives into water, he doesn't get wet, the water gets Angle'd.
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When Viscera sits around the house, he REALLY sits AROUND the house.
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He's Here
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Eugene isn't retarded, he's addicted.
That's so horrible... |
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He's Here
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Ric Flair isn't old, he's rubber!
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Shelton's mamma is so fat when she backs up she's goes BEEP, BEEP, BEEP.
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Shelton's Momma is so fat that she died.
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Inno Knows.
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Samoa Joe brushes his teeth with rope and washes his face with the tears of baby orphans
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Stickman
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"I love lamp"
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FIT Challenge Slag People
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Stickman, do you really love lamp or are you just saying that because you see the lamp?
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Needs More Cowbell
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LOUD NOISES!!!
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is Brilliant
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Kevin Nash doesn't tear his quads, quads tear themselves in Kevin Nash's presence.
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I'm Mr. White Christmas
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Chris Sabin Doesnt do jobs he simply lets people win to make them feel good about themselves
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Bent his wookie
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Jeff Hardy isnt a spot fest, spot fests are a jeff hardy
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He's Here
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Ric Flair doesn't blade, he turns a faucet.
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Inno Knows.
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Hulkamania was created in a lab from one of Samoa Joe's old jockstraps.
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Inno Knows.
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The popular videogame "Doom" is based loosely around the time Satan borrowed two bucks from Samoa Joe and forgot to pay him back.
Samoa Joe always eats his vegetables. Even the wheelchairs. Samoa Joe is the reason why Waldo is hiding. Samoa Joe single handedly disemboweld the grinch for being a sack of s**t and failing to steal christmas. Samoa Joe is the only man who made it through The Crying Game without feeling dirty. On the Saving Private Ryan DVD, there's a deleted scene where Samoa Joe gets shot in the hand. Samoa Joe then proceeds to yell, "f**k you bullet" and the bullet worms its way out of Samoe Joe's hand out of fear. An alternate ending also shows Samoa Joe winning WWII and becoming president of the world. Samoa Joe downs each meal with a cupful of Tide detergent. It comes out clean and he never has to wipe because of it. MacGayver created Samoa Joe out of a dead squirrel, a piece of string, some tic-tacs, and hellfire. Samoa Joe has never kneeled before Zod. Samoa Joe is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs. According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Samoa Joe can actually OLE kick you yesterday. They say that lightning never strikes the same place twice. Niether does Samoa Joe. He doesn't have to. Samoa Joe lost his virginity before his dad did. When Samoa Joe was driving he saw a sign that said, "Caution: Small Children Playing." So he slowed down, but then it occurred to him: Samoa Joe isn't afraid of small children. Samoa Joe frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own. |
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I'm Mr. White Christmas
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Chris Sabin Invented the C-Section when he enziguried his mothers womb
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Diabetes Coming To Getcha
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The Boogeyman is the reason why Waldo is hiding because he's coming to getcha. |
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Now. Here. Man.
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Kurt Angle's neck isn't really broken; he is actually a human Pez dispenser. Only instead of Pez, he dispenses pain.
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The Undertaker isn't dead, he just forgot to breath today.
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I'm Mr. White Christmas
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Chris Sabin need not breathe breathing needs to Chris Sabin
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As over as Crystal Pepsi
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Vince can make a woman climax by pointing at her and saying "RING THE BELL! RING THE BELL!!! HA HA HA HA!!! YOU'RE SCREWED!!!!"
There are no such things as black holes. It's just X-Pac in space. |
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facebook.com/bloquemen
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Sting's hair isn't receiding... He expanded his forehead.
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I'm Mr. White Christmas
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Chris Sabin didnt have his hair done it did it self
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I'm Mr. White Christmas
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Aliens do exist. They're just waiting for Chris Sabin to die before they attack.
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I'm Mr. White Christmas
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The force and volume of the typical Chris Sabin ejaculation has been observed to pierce the female uterus, kevlar body armor and Brawny paper towels.
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Now. Here. Man.
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Chris Benoit's notorious buck-tooth is actually a bottle opener, and only one of many useful appliances hidden on his person. This is because Benoit is a result of Canada's mad attempt at genetically splicing a human with a Swiss Army Knife.
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As over as Crystal Pepsi
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Cactus Jack doesn't feel pain.
Pain feels Cactus Jack. |
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Skibbidy Lock Jaw
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It wasn't Snitsky's fault Lita had a dead baby in her uterus. The baby killed itself because it knew where it's been.
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In 5th grade, a friend once asked The Undertaker to help sell stuff as part of the school fundraiser. This has commonly been recorded as the biggest mistake anyone has ever made in the history of anywhere.
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HHH has won infinity matches.
Twice. |
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Edge his currently suing The Rock over the legal rights to the term "jabroni," as that is what he likes to call his personal male prostitute, Matt Hardy.
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When Lita bathes in the Ganges River, the Ganges feels dirty.
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