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it could be the king of kings himself HHH or in christian, anything to get him back from TNA
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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I know. Rob...Van...Dam...
He gets high enouh to rep for God. |
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#43 |
He's Here
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LOL, I'll bet they'll superimpose this huge blob of light through out the match in the corner and for God's enterance.
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I'd pick Marty Jannetty to be his partner anyway. |
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I'm sorry, but am I the only one who doesn't find this funny and cool?
In fact, I find it insulting and disgusting really. Just a lack of respect for fans who are religious. Whatever. |
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This falls under the "so stupid it's hilarious" category. Vince really is going to hell.
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Last I knew, Foley was God, and suing Alannis Morissette over it./ |
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I'm Mr. White Christmas
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HOLY CRAP CHRIS FUCKING SABIN IS DEBUTING FOR THE WWE
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I'm pretty damn sure that "Shawn Michaels & God" is just a fancy way of making this a Handicap Match, I only suggested Chris Jericho because Jericho is also a Christian, so if he's going to make his return as a face, why not do it on a mission from God? Marty Jannetty would pretty much be the same thing, but Jannetty can't travel last I heard. |
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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You are officially too stupid for the gene pool. You find it disgusting, I can respect that. But why the fuck you're on about this, when it seems so small compared to mock beheadings and dragging the memory of a deceased Christian through "Hell." Personally, I think this shit's funny as Hell. Especially Considering Michaels himself. He's been wearing his religion on his sleeve, in his merchandise, etc. Now they're bringing it into the ring...But surely Michaels opened that door, and so I find the irony...Five star Fucking Funny. |
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I'm Catholic but I think it's hilarious.
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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Long as they can get the permission
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Man, when I heard Vince say God will be Shawn Michaels tag team partner I laughed so fucking hard.
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Why So Curious?
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PLEASE!! You're sounding like a Reglious Right fanatic. Donald Wildmon would LOVE you if he heard you saying this, ![]() |
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Terminator Daddy!
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![]() Yeah, but it's not nearly as offensive as the episode of the Simpsons when God helps Homer with his new religion and not going to church on Sundays. In fact, God even confesses that he hates surmons and decides to give Rev. Lovejoy a canker sore. DAMN YOU MATT GROENING!!! Now THAT'S disrespectful....all Vince is gonna do is hit God in the face with a chair. ![]() Last edited by Arnold HamNegger; 04-06-2006 at 02:43 PM. |
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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FUCK THE INFIDELS! PRAISE ALLAH! |
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If common booking trends indecate anything the McMahons will go over Michaels & God at Backlash...which I guess means McMahon can brag about beating the US Justice System, Billionare Ted Turner, and GOD himself.
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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I don't know. Vince failed to mandate an ending to the match, thinking he could out-politic God...
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#61 |
Boss
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I wounder how much God charges to make a one time PPV appearence...
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#62 |
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More than even He can count.
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WOOOOOOOOO!
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quesque fuck?
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Not as much as Goldberg.
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#65 |
WOOOOOOOOO!
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next thing you know Vince will book Jesus Vs. Judas in the semi-main event
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JR: BAH GAWD! JESUS AND JUDAS WIN THE TAG TEAM TITLES! Until one of them fell from grace Vince: I'll scratch your back if you scratch mine... *Cut scene of Judas handing Jesus one of the titles, and the screen fade to black and white as their eyes meet, and Judas clocks Jesus with the title* A stunning return... *Vince and the corporate apostles are celebrating in the ring* JR: BAH GAWD! IS THERE ANYONE WHO CAN STOP THEM? *Voiceover as Jesus comes down to the ring, steel chair in hand, scattering the corporate apostles* Jesus: "Vengeance is mine," Said the Lord, but at Backlash--I'll make sure you get to Him fast. *Voiceover as Judas stands over a bloodied Christ, taunting him* Judas: I've lived in your shadow too long. I've had it with your "holier than thou" ways, and if I have to strike a deal with the devil... *Closeup of Judas' face* ...There's gonna be Hell to pay... WWE Backlash |
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WOOOOOOOOO!
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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If only this was happening at ther No Mercy PPV.
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STONE COLD, STONE COLD, STONE COLD!
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If Vince isn't already going to hell, he is now...
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Yipee Kai Yay!!!
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It would be funny as hell if they had him some entrance music...like church music going and then have a spotlight just shine going from the entrance all the way to the ring .....
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Banned WWE on 1/1/07
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If Hassan was around still, they should have seriously considered having a guy in a big fake beard come out and call him "Muhammad" just to see if it'd start any riots.
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Donde Eis Requiem... *whack* |
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Herp a derp, and so on
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Joey Styles: OH MY GOD!!!
God: Hey! Knock it off! Also... [insert God/Christian (Cage) joke here] |
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Herp a derp, and so on
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JR: And God counters with... A SHRUBBERY!!! BAHGAWD!
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God: My son, I would send you to hell for that...but you're already there. |
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...IN HD!!!!
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LOL, I could see them using Christian's old opening with a few modifications for God's theme...
"CHRISTIANS.... CHRISTIANS... AT LAST... YOU HAVE A GOOOODDDD!" |
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http://www.titane.ca/igod/main.html
Me: Hey god, are you going to team with Shawn Micheals at Backlash? God: You've got my full attention. I am a Christian. Me: Yeah, but are you going to tag with Shawn? God: I understand. That was my original intention. Me: You gonna kick Vince's ass? God: Thanks for the information: said I gonna kick Vince s ass. Me: You going to turn heel? God: I haven't heard anything like that before: said I going to turn heel. Me: K then, go kick some ass! God: Where is that? Me: never mind. God: Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway. |
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He's Here
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Me:
Hey, did you sign a contract with WWE? God: You've got my full attention. No I didn't sign a contract with WWE. What's it like? Me: It's like hell. God: Interesting comparison. Me: So what, did you sign a one-off appearence? God: So? Nothing. Me: You didn't? God: Interesting gossip: said I didn t. Me: Well, are you going to win? God: That was my original intention. Me: Yeah, but I'm sure it wasn't Vince's... God: Yippee! What makes you so certain? It seemed like Vince s. Me: So Vince wants you to win? God: How can I help you? The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about sign a contract with WWE. But I did not get that. Me: WTF? Haven't you gone over the match yet? God: That was not very polite. I don't think I ever have gone over the match. What's it like? Me: So is this going to be a shoot? God: It seems we have something in common. Me: Is it? God: I assume so. Me: OMG! ![]() |
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