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Old 04-04-2006, 06:40 PM   #41
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it could be the king of kings himself HHH or in christian, anything to get him back from TNA
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Old 04-04-2006, 06:46 PM   #42
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He gets high enouh to rep for God.
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Old 04-04-2006, 07:06 PM   #43
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LOL, I'll bet they'll superimpose this huge blob of light through out the match in the corner and for God's enterance.
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Old 04-04-2006, 07:07 PM   #44
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Is anyone else praying that God's spot in Shawn Michaels' tag team match at Backlash is filled by Chris Jericho? It would at least add something to this feud.
There is zero chance of Jericho being at that show.

I'd pick Marty Jannetty to be his partner anyway.
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Old 04-04-2006, 08:29 PM   #45
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I'm sorry, but am I the only one who doesn't find this funny and cool?

In fact, I find it insulting and disgusting really. Just a lack of respect for fans who are religious.

Whatever.
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Old 04-04-2006, 09:06 PM   #46
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This falls under the "so stupid it's hilarious" category. Vince really is going to hell.
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Old 04-04-2006, 09:21 PM   #47
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There is zero chance of Jericho being at that show.

I'd pick Marty Jannetty to be his partner anyway.
God is Marty Janetty?

Last I knew, Foley was God, and suing Alannis Morissette over it./
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Old 04-04-2006, 09:40 PM   #48
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Old 04-04-2006, 10:35 PM   #49
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I'm sorry, but am I the only one who doesn't find this funny and cool?

In fact, I find it insulting and disgusting really. Just a lack of respect for fans who are religious.

Whatever.
Oh, I'm sure you're not the only one who finds it insulting. It's just a lot of people are used to this kind of crap from Vince McMahon.

I'm pretty damn sure that "Shawn Michaels & God" is just a fancy way of making this a Handicap Match, I only suggested Chris Jericho because Jericho is also a Christian, so if he's going to make his return as a face, why not do it on a mission from God?

Marty Jannetty would pretty much be the same thing, but Jannetty can't travel last I heard.
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Old 04-04-2006, 10:44 PM   #50
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I'm sorry, but am I the only one who doesn't find this funny and cool?

In fact, I find it insulting and disgusting really. Just a lack of respect for fans who are religious.

Whatever.
If you have any hope for respect for religion, after all these years, you need to take a shotgun to your nuts.

You are officially too stupid for the gene pool.

You find it disgusting, I can respect that. But why the fuck you're on about this, when it seems so small compared to mock beheadings and dragging the memory of a deceased Christian through "Hell."

Personally, I think this shit's funny as Hell. Especially Considering Michaels himself. He's been wearing his religion on his sleeve, in his merchandise, etc. Now they're bringing it into the ring...But surely Michaels opened that door, and so I find the irony...Five star Fucking Funny.
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Old 04-04-2006, 10:46 PM   #51
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Marty Jannetty would pretty much be the same thing, but Jannetty can't travel last I heard.
Marty can travel. He just needs to clear it with his parole officer.
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Old 04-04-2006, 10:49 PM   #52
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I'm Catholic but I think it's hilarious.
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Old 04-04-2006, 11:07 PM   #53
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Marty can travel. He just needs to clear it with his parole officer.
In that case, why not? Have Mary Jannetty turn on Shawn Michaels during the match, and then have Shane McMahon get the cover and continue his "winning streak". Shawn Michaels vs. Marty Jannetty at Vengeance seems as good as anything else the WWE would have planned for Shawn Michaels.
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Old 04-04-2006, 11:36 PM   #54
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Old 04-04-2006, 11:55 PM   #55
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Man, when I heard Vince say God will be Shawn Michaels tag team partner I laughed so fucking hard.
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Old 04-05-2006, 07:46 PM   #56
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I'm sorry, but am I the only one who doesn't find this funny and cool?

In fact, I find it insulting and disgusting really. Just a lack of respect for fans who are religious.

Whatever.
After all the talk of certain wrestlers being "God" by internet fans and people going to shows with signs saying that certain wrestlers are "God" without consiquence, you're going to slam Vince for making the match of the McMahon's vs. Shawn and "God"?

PLEASE!! You're sounding like a Reglious Right fanatic. Donald Wildmon would LOVE you if he heard you saying this, .
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Old 04-05-2006, 08:06 PM   #57
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I'm sorry, but am I the only one who doesn't find this funny and cool?

In fact, I find it insulting and disgusting really. Just a lack of respect for fans who are religious.

Whatever.


Yeah, but it's not nearly as offensive as the episode of the Simpsons when God helps Homer with his new religion and not going to church on Sundays. In fact, God even confesses that he hates surmons and decides to give Rev. Lovejoy a canker sore. DAMN YOU MATT GROENING!!!

Now THAT'S disrespectful....all Vince is gonna do is hit God in the face with a chair.

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Old 04-05-2006, 09:37 PM   #58
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After all the talk of certain wrestlers being "God" by internet fans and people going to shows with signs saying that certain wrestlers are "God" without consiquence, you're going to slam Vince for making the match of the McMahon's vs. Shawn and "God"?

PLEASE!! You're sounding like a Reglious Right fanatic. Donald Wildmon would LOVE you if he heard you saying this, .
In his country, you'd be brutally stoned for that.

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Old 04-05-2006, 09:42 PM   #59
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If common booking trends indecate anything the McMahons will go over Michaels & God at Backlash...which I guess means McMahon can brag about beating the US Justice System, Billionare Ted Turner, and GOD himself.

Good for you McMahon.

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Old 04-05-2006, 09:51 PM   #60
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I don't know. Vince failed to mandate an ending to the match, thinking he could out-politic God...
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Old 04-05-2006, 10:04 PM   #61
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I wounder how much God charges to make a one time PPV appearence...
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next thing you know Vince will book Jesus Vs. Judas in the semi-main event
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Old 04-05-2006, 10:27 PM   #66
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They were the perfect tag team...

JR: BAH GAWD! JESUS AND JUDAS WIN THE TAG TEAM TITLES!

Until one of them fell from grace

Vince: I'll scratch your back if you scratch mine...

*Cut scene of Judas handing Jesus one of the titles, and the screen fade to black and white as their eyes meet, and Judas clocks Jesus with the title*

A stunning return...

*Vince and the corporate apostles are celebrating in the ring*

JR: BAH GAWD! IS THERE ANYONE WHO CAN STOP THEM?

*Voiceover as Jesus comes down to the ring, steel chair in hand, scattering the corporate apostles*

Jesus: "Vengeance is mine," Said the Lord, but at Backlash--I'll make sure you get to Him fast.

*Voiceover as Judas stands over a bloodied Christ, taunting him*

Judas: I've lived in your shadow too long. I've had it with your "holier than thou" ways, and if I have to strike a deal with the devil...

*Closeup of Judas' face*

...There's gonna be Hell to pay...

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They were the perfect tag team...

JR: BAH GAWD! JESUS AND JUDAS WIN THE TAG TEAM TITLES!

Until one of them fell from grace

Vince: I'll scratch your back if you scratch mine...

*Cut scene of Judas handing Jesus one of the titles, and the screen fade to black and white as their eyes meet, and Judas clocks Jesus with the title*

A stunning return...

*Vince and the corporate apostles are celebrating in the ring*

JR: BAH GAWD! IS THERE ANYONE WHO CAN STOP THEM?

*Voiceover as Jesus comes down to the ring, steel chair in hand, scattering the corporate apostles*

Jesus: "Vengeance is mine," Said the Lord, but at Backlash--I'll make sure you get to Him fast.

*Voiceover as Judas stands over a bloodied Christ, taunting him*

Judas: I've lived in your shadow too long. I've had it with your "holier than thou" ways, and if I have to strike a deal with the devil...

*Closeup of Judas' face*

...There's gonna be Hell to pay...

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Old 04-05-2006, 10:48 PM   #68
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Old 04-06-2006, 05:07 AM   #69
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Old 04-06-2006, 06:03 AM   #70
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Old 04-06-2006, 07:59 AM   #71
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It would be funny as hell if they had him some entrance music...like church music going and then have a spotlight just shine going from the entrance all the way to the ring .....

But how awesome would it be to see HBK reach for the corner...make a tag...and suddenly see Vince McMahon's body fly up into the air and get slammed.....
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Old 04-06-2006, 08:19 AM   #72
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If Hassan was around still, they should have seriously considered having a guy in a big fake beard come out and call him "Muhammad" just to see if it'd start any riots.
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Old 04-06-2006, 09:26 AM   #73
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Old 04-06-2006, 10:52 AM   #74
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Joey Styles: OH MY GOD!!!
God: Hey! Knock it off!

Also... [insert God/Christian (Cage) joke here]
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Old 04-06-2006, 10:54 AM   #75
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JR: And God counters with... A SHRUBBERY!!! BAHGAWD!
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Old 04-06-2006, 11:30 AM   #76
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Also... [insert God/Christian (Cage) joke here]
CC: Hey God, don't you know you're not supposed to wear white after Labor Day.

God: My son, I would send you to hell for that...but you're already there.
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Old 04-06-2006, 11:45 AM   #77
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CC: Hey God, don't you know you're not supposed to wear white after Labor Day.

God: My son, I would send you to hell for that...but you're already there.
CC: Cause that's how I roll...
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Old 04-06-2006, 12:47 PM   #78
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LOL, I could see them using Christian's old opening with a few modifications for God's theme...

"CHRISTIANS.... CHRISTIANS... AT LAST... YOU HAVE A GOOOODDDD!"
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Me:
Hey god, are you going to team with Shawn Micheals at Backlash?
God:
You've got my full attention. I am a Christian.
Me:
Yeah, but are you going to tag with Shawn?
God:
I understand. That was my original intention.
Me:
You gonna kick Vince's ass?
God:
Thanks for the information: said I gonna kick Vince s ass.
Me:
You going to turn heel?
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: said I going to turn heel.
Me:
K then, go kick some ass!
God:
Where is that?
Me:
never mind.
God:
Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway.
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Old 04-06-2006, 01:35 PM   #80
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Me:
Hey, did you sign a contract with WWE?
God:
You've got my full attention. No I didn't sign a contract with WWE. What's it like?
Me:
It's like hell.
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
So what, did you sign a one-off appearence?
God:
So? Nothing.
Me:
You didn't?
God:
Interesting gossip: said I didn t.
Me:
Well, are you going to win?
God:
That was my original intention.
Me:
Yeah, but I'm sure it wasn't Vince's...
God:
Yippee! What makes you so certain? It seemed like Vince s.
Me:
So Vince wants you to win?
God:
How can I help you? The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about sign a contract with WWE. But I did not get that.
Me:
WTF? Haven't you gone over the match yet?
God:
That was not very polite. I don't think I ever have gone over the match. What's it like?
Me:
So is this going to be a shoot?
God:
It seems we have something in common.
Me:
Is it?
God:
I assume so.
Me:
OMG!

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