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I'm Mr. White Christmas
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Tovo lost his mind
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Angel Headed Hipster
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I'm Mr. White Christmas
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I love you The One
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As over as Crystal Pepsi
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There are pills to prevent people like Tovo. I believe they're called "morning after" pills.
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R.I.P Tanner
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Superfly Jimmy Snuka goes up to the top rope to attempt a 840 degree Splash, but as he is not Kevin Nash he not only fails (only making a 360) but he also lands on the back of his head and bounces out of the ring.
1: British Bulldog 2: Andre the Giant 3: The Rock 4: Jake The Nake Snake Roberts 5: Sting 6: Eddie Guerrero 7: Undertaker 8: Roddy Piper 10: Road Warrior Animal 11: Road Warrior Hawk 13: Brian Pillman |
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Boss
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I saw Nash the other day, he was actually working on a 1080 degree splash. True story.
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Angel Headed Hipster
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Before or after he came on your face
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I am the cheese
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Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh
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I am the cheese
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ZING!
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Anger
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As Hawk is standing on the top rope for the Doomsday Device, Droz comes out and pushes him off eliminating him like he did in 1998 off the Titantron.
1: British Bulldog 2: Andre the Giant 3: The Rock 4: Jake The Nake Snake Roberts 5: Sting 6: Eddie Guerrero 7: Undertaker 8: Roddy Piper 10: Road Warrior Animal 13: Brian Pillman |
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Over Like Rover
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Brian Pillman steals Droz's wheelchair only to flip it and crash 3 seconds later (damn tax returns), straight into Road Warrior Animal who lands somewhere in Texas. Jake Roberts asks Pillman if he's ok before going back to staring @ his hand in the corner.
1: British Bulldog 2: Andre the Giant 3: The Rock 4: Jake The Nake Snake Roberts 5: Sting 6: Eddie Guerrero 7: Undertaker 8: Roddy Piper 13: Brian Pillman |
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He's Here
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The Rock, trying to steal Brock Lesnar's ideas, decides it's a good idea to Superplex Andre off the ropes. Everyone picks Andre up onto the turnbuckle and Rock sets him up. Sting comes under yelling "STACK SUPLEX!" and Rock kicks him in the face, out of the ring yelling "GO BACK TO TNA YOU FUCKWAD!" Rock and Andre stay on the top rope.
1: British Bulldog 2: Andre the Giant 3: The Rock 4: Jake The Nake Snake Roberts 6: Eddie Guerrero 7: Undertaker 8: Roddy Piper 13: Brian Pillman |
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...IN HD!!!!
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Andre gets sick after eating too many steaks and drinking too much wine, throws himself over the top rope and takes a dump on Jim Ross head. And according to Ross, "it ain't made of chocolate."
1: British Bulldog 3: The Rock 4: Jake The Nake Snake Roberts 6: Eddie Guerrero 7: Undertaker 8: Roddy Piper 13: Brian Pillman |
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TPWW's #3 Peep
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Eddie Guerrero drops dead in the ring. Rey Mysterio comes out and attempts to replace him but gets eliminated by everyone.
1: British Bulldog 3: The Rock 4: Jake The Nake Snake Roberts 6: Eddie Guerrero (technically still in, just not alive) 7: Undertaker 8: Roddy Piper 13: Brian Pillman |
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Anger
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No one can see what I say.
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Jake drinks some more and stumbles over the top rope.
1: British Bulldog 3: The Rock 6: Eddie Guerrero (technically still in, just not alive) 7: Undertaker 8: Roddy Piper 13: Brian Pillman |
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TPWW Fire Pro Champ
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Johnny Ace walks down to ringside and tells his brother Animal he's been released due to the fact he brought in useless models he saw while thumbing through a magazine. Animal goes over the top rope. Eliminated.
1: British Bulldog 2: Andre the Giant 3: The Rock 4: Jake The Nake Snake Roberts 5: Sting 6: Eddie Guerrero 7: Undertaker 8: Roddy Piper 9: Superfly Jimmy Snuka 11: Road Warrior Hawk 13: Brian Pillman |
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You're a little behind, ClockShot.
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yes. yes. yes.
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The British Bulldog trips over the stupid tassles that he had hanging from his boots for the majority of his career and falls head first over the top rope. He attempts to fly with the 'british flag' wings he had for a while, managing to tread the air quite successfully, until 'Lord' William Regal appears with a shotgun, shouts 'pull' and then blasts the flying Bulldog out of the sky.
3: The Rock 6: Eddie Guerrero (technically still in, just not alive) 7: Undertaker 8: Roddy Piper 13: Brian Pillman |
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Killed fitty men!
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Undertaker brings Tim White out with a giant stake. After the obligatory "Mr. White, that's not wise", White misses trying to impale himself and grazes The Rock, who promptly oversells the stake and flies into the 5th row.
6: Eddie Guerrero (technically still in, just not alive) 7: Undertaker 8: Roddy Piper 13: Brian Pillman |
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He's Here
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The Undertaker and Roddy Piper attempt to throw Eddie out, but Pillman stops them and eliminates himself instead, saying "YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO NEXT!" He then runs off through the crowd.
6: Eddie Guerrero (technically still in, just not alive) 7: Undertaker 8: Roddy Piper |
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While Eddie is on the ground, Taker and Piper go at it until Piper remembers he is late for cancer treatment and eliminates himself. Taker is standing tall in the center of the ring while the fans chant "You Fucked Up!" at Clockshot. As a result, Clockshot has been entered in the Battle Royal. Meanwhile a mysterious light shines on Eddie Guerrero. It seems Eddie has manage to cheat death and now Taker isn't the only "dead man" in the ring now.
1. Eddie Guerrero [Now The 'Latino Phenom'] 2. Undertaker 3. Clockshot |
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Eddie Guerrero sees this and rolls his eyes back into his head in the direction of The Undertaker who, until then, believed only he could pull off such a trick. The Undertaker in disbelief sees Paul Bearer make his way down the isle holding an urn. Bearer opens the urn and sucks The Undertaker (over the top rope mind you) into the urn.
6. Eddie Guerrero [Now The 'Latino Phenom'] 3. Clockshot |
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Boss
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*ToVo, completely emotionally destroyed thanks to Blitz (The fucking asshole) who eliminated Nash decides to go on a killing spree. He first shoots both Clockshot and Eddie Guerrero in the head, but seeing as Eddie is already dead, ToVo thinks quickly and places a buffet of drugs and alcohal outside the ring. Eddie leaps over the top rope and lands right in the middle of his joyious teasure. ToVo then runs into the ring, and throws Clockshot's dead body over the top rope. ToVo being the last man in the ring calls for a mic, he demands that for every minute from now until Nash is declared the winner of the Battle Royal he will shoot one of the front row audience members...*
...Several Hours Later... *After the first few rows were killed, the officials relent and KEVIN NASH is announced the winner of this and all possible future TPWW Matches for all time.* HAIL KEVIN NASH! |
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Clockshot eliminates Eddie Guerrero
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Gulak, they both are gone...KEVIN NASH IS STILL THE WINNER TO ME DAMMIT!
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*Truck horn plays* Out walks Diesel with a look of determination on his face. He gets in the ring face to face with Kevin Nash. These two extraordinary athletes are looking each other dead in the eye - toe to toe. Neither budging the crowd in a frenzy.
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As over as Crystal Pepsi
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TPWW's #3 Peep
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That finger poke of doom is tougher to break than the glass ceiling.
Hey TOVO, have you ever met Kevin Nash before? |
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Vince McMahon comes out and says It was never made clear that this man was thrown over the top rope. *Psycho music plays* The crowd goes wild. It's Sid it's Sid, BAH GAWD it's Sid! He then procedes to rule both Nash's asses and win the match!
Your winner and LEGEND OF LEGENDS:
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The end the match is over nothing else happens. So anything you say after this is false.
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I thought I said Sid wasn't a legend.
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Well I say he is because
Me>you
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