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#41 |
One Of A Kind
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Also Brian Kendrick is said to be on the chopping block as backstage, he is known as one of the most notorious steroid users and distributors, and many workers call him "The Hookup".
Haha, good one MB. |
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#42 |
The Year of the Bullet
Posts: 4,259
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BREAKING NEWS FROM: http://www.fakewrestlingnewspage.comzors
- Former WCW, WWE, and current TNA superstar Scott Steiner has admitted to using steroids "maybe twice" in his career. This groundbreaking development has shattered Steiner's once highly reputable image. Steiner's fanbase, comprised largely of small children, was absolutely stunned and heartbroken over the news. Here is one fan's reaction: ![]() We'll have more on this story as it develops. This is a sad day for wrestling when stuff like this happens. Especially from the likes of a guy like Steiner. ![]() |
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#43 |
He's Here
Posts: 60,735
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This is Xero reporting for http://www.fakewrestlingnewspage.comzors
It has come to light that many fans suspect that CM Punk is, in fact, a drug abuser, despite claims that he is "Straight Edge". This reporter's sources are telling him that Punk was seen coming out of NASA's Kennedy Space Center in Florida with a large, almost comical bag marked "Moon Rocks". I was then told he was seen hours later selling AND using what he referred to as "Out of this World Rock". More on this story as it develops. |
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#44 |
The Year of the Bullet
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A followup on what is being dubbed as Steiner-Gate 2007:
source: http://www.fakewrestlingnewspage.comzors - Scott Steiner is alleging that he got his "hookup" from the man known as "The Hookup", notorious steriod distributor Brian Kendrick. Officials have declined to comment as of this moment, but investigations are underway into both wrestlers and Congress is having a special session regarding the indictment of Steiner and Kendrick on federal drug charges. |
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#45 |
EATER OF HOT POCKETS
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LIVE UPDATE:
Appearing before Congress on the matter of his truly shocking steroid abuse, Mr. Scott Steiner stunned the coutroom when he announced that he was "not here to talk about the past." Further examination showed that this is actually due to the fact that, after a decade of this behavior, he can no longer retain memories for more than five minutes at a time. |
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#46 |
They/Them
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#47 |
EATER OF HOT POCKETS
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How dare you taint such a serious subject with your flippantry!
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#48 |
▒▓▀▄WINNER▄▀▓▒
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BREAKING NEWS FROM http://www.mattbooneswebsite.com
BIG FINALE TO RAW TONIGHT! Finally tonight on RAW is WAR the Undertaker with his Corporate Ministry minions will reveal who the higher power is! Word is backstage it's Bob Backlund, but many feel it is Gerald Briscoe. Linda and Stephanie McMahon are lined up for appearances so the feeling is that anything can happen. Notes are coming fast that current WWF Tag Team Champions The Acolytes are going to be throwing the titles in the bin at around 9:54PM exactly and heading off to WCW with Triple H and Chyna. *HOT* See pictures of HHH and Chyna having sex in a Gondola in Venice!!! |
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