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The Classic Dylan Staples
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lol turns out Khali flapjacked some dude and killed him
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*blarg*
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Kinda surprised no one has said a version of this one.
Khali Fact: Kahli is so mighty even Chuck Norris cannot hurt him. |
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Why So Curious?
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I'm DEFINITLY a Khali fan now...because if I am...I may be able to give his wife the best facial she will EVER have.
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Terminator Daddy!
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Khali Fact: Khali cannot have children because his sperm can't survive the long journey.
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Pelvic Sorcerer
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Terminator Daddy!
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Khali Fact: Khali eats school buses like Twinkies.
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Future #1 Bro-ski o.t.w.
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RAWRrRR WHERE THE CREAM FILLING!!!
Also, BAWGAWD KHALI JUST THREW SKITTLES INTO MY ASS BAWGAWD |
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TPWW's Glass Ceiling
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Khali Fact:
The Great Khali invented pancakes by accidentally stepping on a flour factory. |
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He's Here
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Khali Fact: The Great Khali's secret BBQ sauce's process includes squeezing a Barbecue grill with his bare hands so hard that it turns to molten metal.
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Terminator Daddy!
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Khali Fact: Khali once made himself a margarita by throwing Mexico and Antarctica in a blender.
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As over as Crystal Pepsi
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Kahli Fact: On Dec 31, 2019, at around 11:45pm The Great Kahli will eat Chuck Norris. The belch that The Great Kahli will make at Jan 1, 2020 ar around 12:01am will start the new Roaring 20s.
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He's Here
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Khali Fact: The Great Khali dug the grand canyon himself. He then balled the rock up and hurled it into space. It is now considered fact that this landmass went so fast that it went back in time and killed the dinosaurs.
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This thread still has life?
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Terminator Daddy!
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Khali Fact: As an infant, Khali's first dozen dirty diapers are what we know as "The Ten Commandments."
The other two remain a secret and will be revealed upon the apocalypse. |
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Pelvic Sorcerer
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Khali fact: The great Kahli sleeps between 7 and 9 hours a night...well that isn't very impressive. Infact that is quite normal. Huh.
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TPWW's Glass Ceiling
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kHALi FaCt:
Khali does not actually say RAWWRGRBLEGRAH!!, that is just the sound of his jaw opening. |
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Khali Fact: Khali once took a crap in the Pacific Ocean. Centuries later the fossilized turds he left behind are known as Hawaii.
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He's Here
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Khali Fact: The Great Khali once ate four Pickles in one sitting. John, Peter, Wendy and Thomas have all been sorely missed.
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*blarg*
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Khali Fact: Khali was the inspiration for the story of Paul Bunyan. However the story was changed to give Paul Bunyan a giant ax and a giant blue ox to make the story more believable.
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EATER OF HOT POCKETS
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Herp a derp, and so on
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Khali Fact: The Great Khali shot the sheriff...as well as the deputee, two armed guards, a SWAT team, and Dino Bravo.
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Khali Fact:
The Statue of Liberty was originally created as a Halloween costume for The Great Khali. |
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Terminator Daddy!
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Khali Fact: As a toddler, one of Khali's neighbor's ran out of candy on Halloween. That man is now known as "The Headless Horseman."
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Terminator Daddy!
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Khali Fact: Last Halloween, Big Show carried a beachball under each arm and went as Khali's penis.
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He's Here
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Khali Fact: The Big Show's hand is equal to the size of a skillet. The Great Khali's hand is equal to the size of Idaho.
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Khali Facts: Khali sent 500,000 illegal aliens back to Mexico with one swat of his hand.
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Khali Fact: The Great Khali is so perfect and strong in every way that most people assume that he is actually Kurt Angle and Chuck Norris in a suit. This has never been proven for fear of death by the ultimate tag team finisher, The Angle Roundhouse Slam Kick.
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Khali Fact: Khali lights his cigars with Godzilla.
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The Classic Dylan Staples
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Khali fact: His debut was unexpected
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RIP SABU
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Khali Fact: The Great Khali has hit several home runs with the side of his palm only, no steroids, blocked several hundred punts and field goals with his forehead, and sent a tennis ball into orbit with his feet.
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He's Here
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Khali Fact: The Great Khali can hit all four sides plus the roof of a barn at once with his hand.
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Khali Fact: The Great Khali's wedding and the disappearance of the outermost ring around Saturn occured on the same day. This was not a coincidence.
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