Congress wants WWE drug testing records.

[Mercury Bullet]

Originally Posted by Kane Knight They're resolving them now, you fucktard.

Actually, they are talking about stuff, which is about all they seem to do. And then add in more to talk about, and resolve very little.

Oops, starting to repeat myself. That was it though, I'm stopping myself.

[Fox]

I understand why they're doing this, it makes sense and everything, but come fucking on. This is like asking trapeeze artists "do you use any ropes in your activities?" Steroids are a known issue in pro wrestling, and have been for atleast the past 3 decades.

What Vince McMahon and co. are going to do, is that they're going to get together a report about their wellness policy and drug testing, trying to make themselves appear as innocent in the abuse of its superstars and responsible for taking care of them at the same time. And they will accomplish this, and it will be reported from Congress, and the bitchy mothers and fathers of their 10-year old John Cena fans will shut the fuck up.

And all will be right with the world.

By the way, steroids will ALWAYS be an issue in professional wrestling. Look at the bastards. They're muscled out freak shows, and its known that big stars are generally muscled out freaks or large, behemoth sized freaks. However, last time the steroids issue came up, we got Bret Hart and HBK as champions, so who knows. Maybe this won't be ALL bad.

[Kane Knight]

Originally Posted by Mercury Bullet I'm looking for them to solve something more important first. Everything would be impossible, a couple things that are more important shouldn't be.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH!

They have. It's a constant process. You asked for things they were tackling, and then complained that I didn't give you any SOLVED PROBLEMS. Two different things entirely.

Minimum wage actually falls under both, by the way.

It's rather inane to think that this is any more distracting to important issues than, say, anything else. For someone so convinced that Congress accomplishes nothing, you seem to have the mindset that if they didn't have to deal with steroids in WWE some action would actually be taken that wasn't otherwise. And it won't.

Congress actually isn't ineffectual, but they're not going to get more done just because they're not paying attention to steroids in fake sports.

In fact, it's stupid and unrealistic to think that the war in Iraq will be resolved, even if it was the only issue on the block. Not because Congress sucks, whatever, but because of the reality of the situation.

[Bad Company]

Didn't congress recently ask Google for a bunch of info and got given the finger? I'm assuming it'd be a similar case here. Vince will fight it pretty hard.

[Fox]

Vince wants to appear that he has "nothing to hide." He'll do what they request, but he won't give the full information. It would end his company for sure.