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Just Some Guy
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Booker T.
He was channel flicking and saw some TNA. Vince doesn't tell them that people leave, he tells them that they died. TNA is actually a euphemism for hell in the WWE looker room. So Kane is pretty damn confused as to why dead people were wrestling on his TV. |
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Nowhere Man
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"On Monday's Raw, Kane turned heel after losing a World Heavyweight Championship number one contender's match by attacking commentators Michael Cole and Jerry Lawler as well as several other ringside employees, repeating "Is He alive or is He dead?" Apparently, some people think Kane is talking about storyline father Paul Bearer, who was essentially murdered on television at the 2004 Great American Bash when Undertaker pulled a lever burying him in cement. On the following week's SmackDown, Bearer was acknowledged to be alive, although gravely injured, in a brief note from one of the announcers. So unless fans remember that brief mention on commentary, they probably think he's "dead" in the WWE world.
Since Monday's angle, his website has been flooded with traffic, not to mention that he's been getting a ton of e-mails. He commented on the situation on his blog with the following post: Tuesday, July 08, 2008 ALIVE OR DEAD? Mercy... PP.com has had over 20,000 visitors since WWE RAW went off the air last night, and my mailbox has been bombarded with emails. The question of the day seems to be... "Was Kane's rampage last night about his cemented Father Paul Bearer?" Sorry, but I can't answer that one. Interesting storyline, isn't it? Be Blessed. ~Percy" |
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dave ain't here?
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Kane loses to everyone.
Even Kane.
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A Property of Matter
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Seems like Kane would have Paul Bearer's cell phone number.
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Luke 15:11-32
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The sad thing is that so many others follow the same pattern.
Who here can honestly say they didn't know that Khali was going to start putting people over? What about Umaga? Snitsky? When somebody comes in as an unstoppable monster, you can safely bet it won't be long until they are putting people over left and right. The thing the WWE STILL doesn't get is that you can somebody over so many times using the same person, before that person is no longer able to put people over because they lose so much! "By GOLLY! Mark Henry beat Kane!" Yeah, and so did Miz, Morrison, Umaga, Snitsky, Khali, Big Show, Batista, X-Pac, Chris Jericho, Tajiri, Spike Dudley (count out), and even himself!!! It's not a big deal anymore when somebody beats Kane. But... I'm sure after his clean victory over Kofi Kingston on Raw in the upcoming weeks we're supposed to assume he's unstoppable again. So when he loses to John Cena we're supposed to make a big deal out of it. |
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"Ask him!"
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Kane is like that big bully in the schoolyard. He picks on the little guys who can't defend themselves (Cole, JR, Spike, Hurricane, etc) and beats the living shit out of them, but when it comes to the popular kids and shit he doesn't stand a chance. That works for certain characters, but not an "unstoppable man monster" like our supposed Kane.
What they need to do is have him beat the shit out of one of RAW's top faces (not Punk for the love of God) like Cena, HBK, Batista, or someone like that, and make him look totally dominant. Then he can lose the PPV by a millimeter. And keep building him that way. That or give him an Orson Welles gimmick and have him pretend to be Charles Foster Kane, long silk robe, wooden pipe and all. Make some black and white vignettes of him, in the past, talking to Katie Vick, throw in a storyline about a sled from his past and you've got a WrestleMania 25 main event. |
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Is Finkle
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I think its leading to Kane breaking out a guitar and entering into a rousing rendition of Iron Man.
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Also, has there been any talk about Paul Bearer returning at all anyway? |
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Luke 15:11-32
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Maybe he was talking about Imposter Kane? Being on Raw again reminded him that he did get his mask back, but he completely forgot about the tights.
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I would mark the fuck out of Kane taking on CTC all by himself. It'd never happen, but I would fucking love it.
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http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/special/kanewhoishe/
LOL at some of those possibilities. By the way, I am with Anybody Thriller now, and thinking Kane was referring to himself. |
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BAY BAY
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"Ask him!"
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It's not quite "Val Venis should be WWE Champion," but I approve of the statement this poll implies.
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I'd mark out pretty hard for Kane being the first man to hold all three of the WWE's World Titles, by the way. I doubt it will happen, as I think Randy Orton or Batista will be taking the belt from Punk at Unforgiven or No Mercy, but Kane winning the big gold belt would be pretty cool. Hopefully it wouldn't be at the expense of Punk.
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EATER OF HOT POCKETS
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He's Here
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What about that monkey Kane chokeslammed?
Maybe Donkey Kong is finally going to debut. |
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