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I am the cheese
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So fucking sexy.
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Ah. But you did say a match could be made entirely of chops. Besides, I was only ribbing you. You know I'd take you on a mandate, Destor.
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#43 |
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I am the cheese
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Right it could be.
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I am the cheese
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Ever heard of Bruiser Brody? Or Stan Hansen? While they weren't prolithic choppers they would put an epic match together comprised by nothing but strikes.
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So fucking sexy.
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I'd hardly call that epic. Also, it sounds like underground boxing. But, I digress. Point is, I was only teasin'.
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#46 |
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I am the cheese
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I know, just elaborating on my point.
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So fucking sexy.
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Can we still have a mandate?
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I am the cheese
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Alright: Go down the block and get me some chicken.
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#49 |
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I am the cheese
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What? Pretty sure that's a mandate.
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So fucking sexy.
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You want me to go down and get your cock? It's a date, not a redlight special.
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Taller than Adam Cole
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Crazy, I've been on a Hansen kick here lately. He could work like a motherfucker. Also, my favorite spot of all time was him giving Kobashi a Lariat, knocking him off the top rope. It was sick.
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MVP is NOT fat, his power ranger suit shrunk in the wash.
IMO, MVP has been consistent and drastically improved technically after his program with Chris B****t, then made Matt Hardy look amazing in their feud in 2007. He's survived some crappy booking in the first half of 2008, and is pretty versatile now in the ring. He's never got injured and has remained drug free. Add to that he's awesome and is full of confidence on the mic right from his debut, MVP is someone the WWE can comfortably push and get good results from. Yeah, I may be a little biased tho.
Last edited by Tommy Gunn; 09-03-2008 at 08:43 AM. |
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Given how similar their characters are, I think keeping MVP and Shelton Benjamin as different entities in the ring would be a good idea. Sort of like a fire and ice type of thing, and not a fire and fire deal.
MVP and Shelton Benjamin should both be allowed to decide how they work, in my opinion. You know, because they know what they are and aren't capable of? If Shelton or MVP fucks up when left to their own devices, well, maybe they aren't ready for the big time yet? |
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...IN HD!!!!
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Isn't there always "newz" on how Shelton is always umotivated and sloppy?
This, kids, is what we call SMARK BAIT. |
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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#56 |
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Cranky Kong
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Herp a derp, and so on
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It was a good idea, dammit!
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Cranky Kong
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So fucking sexy.
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Aye, Pirate Paul be the true Rated-Arrrrr Superstar.
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So fucking sexy.
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But, now he's quietly fucking his sister, maybe, so it's all good.
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The sister storyline is the fast ticket to being wished well in future endevours. Ask Ken Shamrock.
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Cranky Kong
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Having a sister and fucking a sister aren't exactly the same thing.
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Cranky Kong
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Now, if Katie Lea started dating another superstar and Paul started to get 'jealous' while claiming he is just being 'protective', THAT could be pretty interesting.
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So fucking sexy.
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Cranky Kong
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That doesn't mean anything.
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Dr. Mantis Toboggan
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Cranky Kong
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Honestly, he would be. He'd probably have some good matches with Burchill too.
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Val Venis would make perfect sense. What really frustrates me about the WWE keeping him in the porn star gimmick, aren't the limits it puts on him, but rather that for a guy apparently obsessed with sex, he doesn't seem to do much with the Divas. He should be the guy hosting the Diva Searches, and breaking up couples, etc.
I was sure when Jamie Noble showed up on RAW that his flirting with Katie Lea was going to lead to a program with Burchill. Guess not. |
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Doin' It Right
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sources: Wrestling Observer Newsletter, ProWrestling.NET
MVP upset management following a recent incident in which he made a derogatory comment to one of the drug testing monitors who watches the WWE performers while they submit urine samples. Following the implementation of the WWE Wellness policy a few years ago, some wrestlers were submitting fake urine samples to beat the drug tests. One wrestler was eventually caught cheating in WWE developmental wrestler Afa Anoa'i, Jr. As a result, Anoa'i was suspended by WWE for 30 days, on March 20, 2008, as cheating is an obvious violation of the WWE's Wellness policy. Following the incident, WWE instituted a new rule in which the performers have to be bare from their chest down to their knees while giving urine in front of a doctor to make sure they're not cheating. A number of the wrestlers are grouchy to the monitors as you would imagine. However, MVP went too far in what he said to one of them. MVP asked the monitor if he graduated from college. The monitor said yet. MVP then insulted him, saying something along the lines of, "So you went to school for four years to watch people's (expletive)?" The monitor promptly complained to WWE head of talent relations John Laurinaitis as well as Bruce Prichard. Soon after, Laurinaitis indirectly addressed the matter in locker room meeting, instructing talent to be respectful of the testers and to not harass them. People aware of the MVP incident felt it was obvious that the meeting was held due to it. Since the incident, MVP has been getting the cold shoulder from a few officials. Suddenly, the word backstage is that he doesn't know how to work as a heel to get heat. At last week's SmackDown/ECW tapings in Pittsburgh, Shelton Benjamin - who's been in-and-out of favor with WWE officials for a number of years - was given high praise in that he knows to work as an effective heel. They liked his smiling facials after he laid out MVP with his "Paydirt" finisher and more so later in the show after clocking Triple H with a belt. |
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MVP doesn't know how to work as a heel?! WTF. Makes you wonder if these officials even watch him.
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I think the whole "he can't wrestle" thing is bogus to slander MVP, Tommy Gunn. Seemed to be the point of the article.
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Cranky Kong
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Was it the urine tester's first day? I bet they get comments like that all the time.
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Herp a derp, and so on
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Taller than Adam Cole
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Can't they just fire John Laurinitis instead and save the WWE an ass of headaches?
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I mean, it would make sense to take the WWE Title off Triple H for so many reasons in the Scramble Match. Out of the heels, MVP is the logical pick for victory. The Brian Kendrick is too new to the main event scene, and Shelton Benjamin is already US Champion. But then again, Shelton did beat MVP cleanly on SmackDown!. |
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