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The Satanic Mechanic
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Aside from everything that was mentioned, I'll say blatant glitches or glaring issues that could be resolved with patching that don't get it.
How many big budget games have some glaring issue that could be fixed via patch that never do? Pisses me off to no end. |
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GOD DAMN FUCKING RING OF DEATH!
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Pelvic Sorcerer
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RROD is a glaring issue, not a little thing, ass.
Addictive/over hyped games that end way to fast with little to no replay value. Like, wow, I beat it in 3 days...I know I had a hard time putting it down, but still should have lasted a little, longer. I'll play though it again? Hmm, maybe this weekend after if forget some of the levels. Then this weekend turns into next month, and next month turns into never. And you reliazed you payed $60 for 10 hours of fun. |
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Pelvic Sorcerer
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On thing that never bothered me is when the end levels start to get impossible hard and my thumbs are already sore and cramping and I'm 8. Looking at MegaMan 2 and Super Mario Brothers, I never beat those as a kid without game genie. But I'm completely fine with that.
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"Steven, your fossa!"
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Another thing I don't like is water levels or any level that hinders my movements. Again, Sonic 1, it's annoying how slowly he drags himself through the water. Espeacially when I'm trying to avoid those spears that pop in and out the floor and ceiling. Mario isn't as bad because he can swim quite fast but as a child playing Mario64, I despised the water levels. With it being my first proper 3D game and only being 8 or so it was a real chore.
Another thing is pop up in racing games (Or racing in GTA 4 to be exact). Nothing worse the ripping down a highway only for a bus or a whole grid of traffic to pop up, seriously, just a second before you make contact and at one point after I made contact. Lost an online race that way a few times. |
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Smitten for Kittens
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While we're at it
Volcano levels Train levels Sewer levels Mine levels Slippery ice levels Elevator fights, ninjas almost guaranteed Any underwater level because pretending to swim just isn't that fun. |
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Pelvic Sorcerer
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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We're building a new engine from the ground up. I don't give a shit. If you must build a new engine, put out a complete game along with it. I hate being hit with this whole "But the next GTA game will be good," or "We'll add back characters in DW7/6XL." One of the greatest things about WO is that you get all the characters from both games, plus new ones. I don't care that it's not optimised for the 360/PS3, I don't have to worry about Renbu, I can play anyone in story mode (Even if there are only 5 unique storylines), and I get more than ten different movesets. By the way, they're releasing a 2 Disc version of DW6 for the PS2, with added Musou modes and features. How's that for a big fuck you to the PS3 and 360 owners who bought the game for the revolutionary next gen BME? |
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Retired Prolly.
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Pelvic Sorcerer
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I want to make a game the purposely includes all of these elements just a fuck you to gamers.
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Raw Video Footage
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They need to have focus groups playing near finished games. Not play testers, focus groups made up of common gamers. There is a difference that I think would impact game development positively.
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How about characters dying when they fall into water. They can jump higher than fuck and can run very fast, but the minute they hit water they die.
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ELF ANGEL
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Really, Altair? You can fly across rooftops and murder anyone you please, but you don't know how to swim? ![]() |
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Pelvic Sorcerer
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To be fair, Assassin's Creed was set in the time when they didn't bathe. I doubt they would swim. Plus Europe's water is nasty and gross.
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Pelvic Sorcerer
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It bothers me when I make a clean head shot on a boss with a gun or something, and he is still alive.
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-When all the games I like come out in the same 2 month period
-Teammate AI in BAL on the new Pro Evo -The majority of online gamers -Americans not responding to my shipping questions on eBay -The fact I still haven't finished GTA Not so much in game things but gaming things nonetheless |
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Smitten for Kittens
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You know, if you were broke, then it wouldn't matter if they came up all at the same time.
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Smitten for Kittens
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I work at Gamestop and can check games out for free.
But only one at a time. D: |
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Fthagn?
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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And is it true that if you are fired, they don't remove it? |
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I dunno. I won't be promoted until Monday. D:
Gamestop used to legitimately fire people for not pushing pre-orders, though. While they cut that shit out before I started working there, alot of the older guys still have this Post-Traumatic-Stress thing going on about it--like, if someone steps on a twig, they'll think Charlie's in the trees and they're gonna be motherfucking canned if they don't get some reserves. I only personally know one guy like that, and he's a huge pain in the ass to work with. |
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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I know some people who got canned for not meeting the preorders. They really aren't the same after. Also, another bit in Saints Row that's pissing me off: It's not a SR only thing, but I hate the way you can get punked no matter what vehicle you're driving. Like, I've been driven off the road in the Compensator and Bear by a run of the mill motorcycle. This only works one way, too. Like vehicles are badass until you get into them. Then you can spin out with the slightest provocation, and no amount of speed lets you outrun the cops. Also, I hate omniscient guards/cops/whatever. |
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ELF ANGEL
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Cheap ass bosses.
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#26 |
The Satanic Mechanic
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Sheng Tung or whatever his name was in MK.
Magneto in Xmen: Mutant Academy |
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The fact the two levels before the last level is 150% harder.
I hate the fact I've spent 2 hours, reset the game 90 times, and broken 3 controller, on the two levels and now here I am in the final level and it's the easiest level of the whole danm game! I mean it's like they forgot they had the final boss/level and quickly pulled something together at the last minute. ----------- I also hate random guards that do nothing. They're just standing around (mostly doorways) watching you kill other 30 guards that are attacking you. ------------- Having to go into Bathrooms ------------ And just death by anything stupid: Water, Chicken, falling into a pit, ect... |
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Akin, if you hate that. Dont play God of War.
I love the game but the end fight was a million times easier then the second last. |
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Pelvic Sorcerer
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One thing with Fable 2 I've noticed is that is become tedious fighting guys. I'm not scared I'm going to die. It is more like, great 10 zombies are on me, guess I'll burn them to hell.
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I hate when epic fights are ridiculously easy.
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Oh Oh Oh
"Realistic" Driving ala GTA 4 |
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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Ah yes. Cars that drive like bricks.
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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Online games that don't have an intuitive way of telling me if I'm lagging or not. Sure the gameplay will be an obvious tell, but a fucking colored bar takes like an hour to render. I'd appreciate it.
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