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Old 08-23-2009, 10:15 PM   #41
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Throws fatass cat onto Indifferent Clox. Clox knocked out due to the extreme fatness of the cat. Cat pins Clox and is new TPWW champion. Smelly Meatball rolls cat over to pin to become new TPWW Hardcore champion. Meatball hides into a room with all the doors locked, lights shut, and 1 window that is mysteriously open.
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Old 08-23-2009, 11:59 PM   #42
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Kane Knight crawls through the open window and recreates the Katie Vick angle with Smelly Meatball. In the process, Kane Knight pins Smelly Meatball for the 1-2-3 (and about 32 minutes in total).

WINNER and NEWWWWWWWWWWW TPWW CHAMPION... KANE KNIGHT!!!

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Old 08-24-2009, 12:48 AM   #43
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On TPWW.net, former Hardcore Champion and current TPWW Champion, "Indifferent Clox" makes a thread about Kane Knight. Which Kane Knight reads, cries and then spends the next 4 hours deciding on replies to amke to other threads so he doesn't ahve to break his "no replies with threads with my name on them" rule. He is obv. emotionally spent. I pin him and he doesn't even try to kick out.
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Old 08-24-2009, 01:56 AM   #44
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Juan locks Indifferent Clox in the dreaded Taco-Locko. Clox taps like a little bitch.

WINNER and NEWWWWWWWWWW TPWW Champion....JUAN!
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Old 08-24-2009, 02:07 AM   #45
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Not the Taco Locko. And Not Juan!
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Old 08-24-2009, 02:15 AM   #46
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Ok new rule you can't win the Hardcore championship on behalf of another poster or entity or whatever. Only the poster you are can win.

Also you can't retire the title.
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Old 08-24-2009, 02:17 AM   #47
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However, I will take the title off Juan and on James Steele.
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Old 08-24-2009, 02:26 AM   #48
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Important question: Since the title can't be retired, can it be destroyed via bomb?
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Old 08-24-2009, 03:06 AM   #49
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No bombs nor via anything. But now your the champ because I'm the crazed/ stoned commissioner and I can put the belt on anyone. RUN WITH IT!
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Old 08-24-2009, 03:15 AM   #50
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Old 08-24-2009, 03:15 AM   #51
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Old 08-24-2009, 03:16 AM   #52
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Stabs you in stomach and takes it out of you wipes off on shirt and puts around waist.
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Old 08-24-2009, 03:17 AM   #53
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Old 08-24-2009, 03:59 AM   #54
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new jack did it.
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Old 08-24-2009, 04:01 AM   #55
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ok in the interest of fairness i offer him a rematch, but he comes in and in the interest of fairness swallows the title again. I then fill his mouth with draino and he vomits it up in the hospital in a life saving procedure that the american insurance woun't pay for as a pree existing condition due oto the stabbing story on tpww.
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Old 08-24-2009, 04:24 AM   #56
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JAMES STEELE ANNHILATES DIFFERENT CLOX. HE TRAPS HIM IN THE CAPS LOCK. CLOX TAPS! CLOX TAPS! CLOX TAPS!

THE WINNER AND NEWWWWWWWWWWW TPWW CHAMPION: JAMES STEELE!!!!
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Old 08-24-2009, 04:37 AM   #57
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*Sneaks up behind Steele, and hits him over the head with a 'think BIG' size bag of Skittles, and gets the pin, as the Skittles scatter everywhere in the ring. J.R. then races into the ring looking concerned for Steele, before pulling out a giant bottle of barbeque sauce. He pours it over the Skittles and devours them one by one to the crowds mixed delight and disgust.*

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Old 08-24-2009, 04:38 AM   #58
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You aren't TPWW Champion if you win, you are TPWW Hardcore Champion. I only put my TPWW Title on the line in Efeds.
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Old 08-24-2009, 06:23 AM   #59
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This technically is an e-fed.

*announces a clusterfuck 10-man hell in the cell ladder match for the TPWW Championship @ the next PPV...SUMMERFEST
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Old 08-24-2009, 08:45 AM   #60
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As DAMN iNATOR is celebrating in the ring watching JR eat the bbq'd skittles, The Jayman comes into the ring looking to form an alliance. They shake hands but as DAMN INATOR turns around he is met with a pie to the face from Jayman's secret partner...Doink the Clown! The Jayman pins DAMN iNATOR to win the harcore title and him and Doink leave in a small clown car and DAMN iNATOR lays in the ring while JR licks the pie off of his face.
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Old 08-24-2009, 08:56 PM   #61
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Roll up pin. New hardcore champ!

This is not an EFED at all. EFED's are still decided by a booker. Not just someone coming in and saying "I win".
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Old 08-28-2009, 12:26 AM   #62
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ROHFan21 while waiting for Indifferent Clox to turn around places a steel chair on the ground. Clox turns around ROHFan21 nails him with a knee to the gut and follows up with a jumping facebuster to the chair. ROHFan21 puts 1 finger on Clox chest and gets the three count winning the Hardcore Title. ROHFan21 straps on the title and heads out of the arena hopping in a car and driving off
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Old 08-28-2009, 12:32 AM   #63
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Gertner with his manager Mike Knox's beard follow ROHfan21 in their Dodge Stratus. Meet ROHFan21 at his home. Pulls a steel chair out of Knox's beard and wallops him with it. The ref who travelled with the two makes the count. Gertner wins the belt and drives back to the arena.
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Old 08-28-2009, 12:42 AM   #64
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At the arena, screech ambushes Gertner and the two brawl all the way down to the ring. Gertner gains the upper hand, and is gearing up for his finisher. Suddenly, the arena lights go red and a sadistic laugh echoes throughout. On the titantron appears a Kane mask followed by the phrase: "GIVE ME YOUR ADDRESS!" Seizing the distraction, screech nails Gertner with a large Steveweiser can, pins him and grabs the belt. He is then carried out of the arena by AC Slater, who was doing commentary with Mr. Belding and Zack Morris.

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Old 08-28-2009, 12:47 AM   #65
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Screech is porning it up in a nearby hotel room clox waits outside. As dustin and slater finiSh watching chyna breaks through the window. Screech diamond powers gives a quick crotch chop before running out of the room. Clox trips him into a nearby room service cart. Clox Pins the ko'ed screech to win the title.
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Old 08-29-2009, 12:32 PM   #67
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After coming to, screech sees Clox masturbating to Chyna's playboy (even though Chyna is naked in front of him). While watching in utter disgust, he hears the rustling of the beard of Mike Knox (sent by Gertner to get revenge) behind him and hits the deck. The beard KO's Clox, allowing screech to pick up the three count. The beard roars in frustration as screech hops on Lisa Turtle's pogo stick and they hop into the night.
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Old 08-29-2009, 09:50 PM   #68
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***Pulls out deed to title***

***Takes belt from IC***

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Old 08-29-2009, 10:59 PM   #69
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*Watches this unfold on a monitor and laughs while holding the title he won from Clox earlier in the day*
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*Watches this unfold on a monitor and laughs while holding the title he won from Clox earlier in the day*
***screech realizes his belt is only a Diva's championship belt replica***

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Old 08-30-2009, 01:29 AM   #71
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While screech is in back trying to figure out what is going on, he turns the corner and there is Lisa Turtle. She lures him into the next room and The Gold Standard is there and hits screech with his robot, Kevin's, head, that he built during Saved by the Bell. The Gold Standard then covers screech and becomes the NEW HARDCORE CHAMPION!!
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Old 08-30-2009, 01:44 AM   #73
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As The Gold Standard is celebrating in his locker room full of gold bars, he neglects to realize that screech has painted himself gold to blend into the room. As he waits to attack, Shelton Benjamin enters to join the celebration. The new champ immediately creams his pants and faints. This allows screech to step on his chest and pick up the three count to regain the title.
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Old 08-30-2009, 01:51 AM   #74
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As screech is walking back to the locker room thinking it is all over for the day, Zack Morris is there and he hits his remote control and the lockers fly open and smack screech in the face knocking him out. The Gold Standard runs out from the locker and covers screech to become a 2X TPWW HARDCORE CHAMPION!! On his way out he gives Zack Morris a gold bar for his help.
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Old 08-30-2009, 11:38 AM   #75
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As The Gold Standard is walking down the hallway, he runs into Kelly Kapowski, who is very excited to meet a champion. Her excitement turns to heavy flirtation as she begins make advances toward him (which he of course does not turn down). Zack Morris sees this as he comes from the locker room and becomes enraged. He grabs a nearby fire extinguisher and lays out the champion. Hearing the commotion, screech makes his way to the scene. Without asking questions, he makes the cover and gets the three count. Kelly grabs the title and hands it to screech, while a devilish grin appears across Zack's face. The three leave to celebrate the win at The Max, which Zack will pay for using the gold bar he received as "payment" from the former champion.
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Old 08-31-2009, 02:01 AM   #76
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While reading the highlights of TPWW Hardcore Championship match on tpww.com, Smelly Meatball rushes out of the house to find screech and Zack. Beats up both of them and pins screech to become new TPWW Hardcore Champion. As Smelly Meatball walks away, he realizes the gold bar is worth more and tosses the hardcore title into the nearest garbage can. Smelly Meatball runs to The Max and pins the owner of The Max to become new TPWW Gold Bar Champion.
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Old 08-31-2009, 02:03 AM   #77
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*Slam dunks the funk*
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Old 08-31-2009, 09:29 AM   #78
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grabs the hardcore championship from the Trash.

Finds Smelly Meatball in his spaghetti and eats him along with the goldbar title.
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Old 08-31-2009, 09:51 AM   #79
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*nails finishing maneuver on Screech, puts a chair directly underneath his head, grabs another and performs a Con-chair-to...*
1!...
2!...
3! (bell rings)

New Champ!

*promptly takes P.O.S. belt, drops it into the trash, and explodes the championship via remote, destroying it forever.*

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Old 08-31-2009, 09:56 AM   #80
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The Jayman got the bus to Rep Town and repped it up real bad at the rep shop (100,000+)The Jayman got the bus to Rep Town and repped it up real bad at the rep shop (100,000+)The Jayman got the bus to Rep Town and repped it up real bad at the rep shop (100,000+)The Jayman got the bus to Rep Town and repped it up real bad at the rep shop (100,000+)The Jayman got the bus to Rep Town and repped it up real bad at the rep shop (100,000+)The Jayman got the bus to Rep Town and repped it up real bad at the rep shop (100,000+)The Jayman got the bus to Rep Town and repped it up real bad at the rep shop (100,000+)The Jayman got the bus to Rep Town and repped it up real bad at the rep shop (100,000+)The Jayman got the bus to Rep Town and repped it up real bad at the rep shop (100,000+)The Jayman got the bus to Rep Town and repped it up real bad at the rep shop (100,000+)The Jayman got the bus to Rep Town and repped it up real bad at the rep shop (100,000+)The Jayman got the bus to Rep Town and repped it up real bad at the rep shop (100,000+)
comes out to win title then realizes the title has been destroyed. cries a little then says fuck it
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