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burning skulls, chains, and bitchin' hogs |
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10 | 38.46% |
symbiosis, awesome capes, and hanging out with demon clowns |
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16 | 61.54% |
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#81 |
Soundly Defeated Wadding
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STOP MAKING THE POLL OPTIONS TO WHERE I ACTUALLY HAVE TO READ THEM! Surely a "spawn" or "Ghost Rider" option would serve fine.
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#82 | |
Donkey Punch Elite
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#83 |
Smitten for Kittens
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Twilight.
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#84 |
Donkey Punch Elite
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oh... then i have never commented on that because i have never seen it, any gripe i have had with it all was making a vampire/warewolf movie into a chick flick... aaaaand how every woman i know is obsessed with it
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#85 |
Pelvic Sorcerer
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Same basic point, making vampires out of character and reworking them completely so it can be a chick flick. Vampires and werewolves want to date and creepily stare at virgins instead of wanting to rip them limb from limb and drink their blood.
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#86 |
Ron Paul 4 EVA
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Yeah, Vampires and romance were never put together before Twilight.
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#87 |
Donkey Punch Elite
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any problem i have with twighlight isnt really any depiction of the vampires and warewolves (as i have not seen them) as much as how every chick i know is obsessed with it and it annoys me
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#88 |
Pelvic Sorcerer
Posts: 64,762
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#89 |
Donkey Punch Elite
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i was like 6 or 7 when it came out... i think
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#90 |
Donkey Punch Elite
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it was all the team jacob vs team (whatever his name was).... what about team jeff? i look like a wolf man WTF
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#91 |
Pelvic Sorcerer
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Team Edward, I only know that because I eat a lot of burger king and have a girlfriend.
Anyhow, Twilight is pretty awful no matter what. |
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the low Art Gloominati
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Man_of_...(Image_Comics) It is revealed that Mother/Man of Miracles is in fact the one who walked among mortals as "Jesus Christ", and thus was actually independent of "God" in the Spawn universe. The twelve heavenly warriors known as the Disciples, formed from the souls of the Twelve Apostles, actually follow Man of Miracles above God. Mother gave each of its infinite children a world to run as they wish; God and Satan were both given Earth. God and Satan constantly bickered and fought to the point where they declared war on one another. Mankind, being created by God but given free will by Satan, became unique and Mother decided to act on their behalf, rather than let its children use them as cannon fodder. Mother stripped both of its children of their kingdoms and made them sleep in a forgotten corner of the universe. Mother then came to Earth as Jesus Christ, spreading a message of love and tolerance. This message being corrupted by mankind, Mother saw that Armageddon was inevitable. Giving mankind a chance to survive, Mother preserved all the souls that had died in the same hour as Al Simmons and placed them inside of Spawn. Spawn represents the potential of mankind and must prove that humanity is worth saving from God and Satan's feud. Mother brought back God and Satan as the human children of Terry and Wanda Fitzgerald in order to give them an appreciation for humanity and change their ways. This plan failed, as the twins simply became more insane than before and wreaked further chaos on Earth. They have since regained their memories, powers, and kingdoms and are bolstering their armies for the final push that will begin Armageddon. Last edited by dronepool; 05-16-2010 at 02:12 AM. |
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