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Hockey Superstar
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When Hogan jumps in the air, falls down and smashes his tailbone against the mat, it won't hurt him if his leg touches someone's throat. He will totally feel it if you move out of the way though.
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Inno Knows.
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-It's always a wise move to be hunched over while Cena climbs to the top rope.
-Headscissors/Frankensteiners always flip you over, except for when you wrestle Rey Mysterio. -If in WCW, you could make matches as long as you yelled "I'm calling the shots around here!" |
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"Ok, if you bodyslam me before climbing to the top rope before hitting me with a flying elbow or some other flying move, don't worry...if I don't land 'right', I'll just adjust my body so you can correctly hit me with your move".
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TPWW's #3 Peep
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Oh here's one:
If me and a group of friends 'invade' WWE shows every week, jumping the guard rail and attacking WWE personnel, we will eventually get offered contracts. |
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Agreed never attempt to Powerbomb Kidman, lol.
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Da Gif/Pic Pimp
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Concrette isn't as hard as it used to be so DDT's and such won't work as well.
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yeah nah good mate
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If someone does their finishing move to you, you are immediately knocked unconscious, except if someone else wants to do their finisher as well. In this case, you spring back to your feet and walk into them.
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That's a great one.
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Da Gif/Pic Pimp
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If you look like a clone of Batista, you will make it to the WWE.
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This might not exactly fit, but I've always found it funny that Justin Gabriel would continue to do the 450 Splash even though it seems to temporarily give him bruised ribs immediately after. Same with Benoit doing his diving headbutt every match and then flopping around in agony like an electrocuted fish.
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Forget that there was ever a higher power instructing Nexus or a "real reason" why they attacked the Undertaker in that buried alive match.
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Da Gif/Pic Pimp
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Kane said he would rape them all with butt sex if they didn't help him.
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Ninja Mod, Esquire
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And, as people mentioned: It really bothers me when the guys on the show apparently don't have a clue what happened. A tag guy will accidentally hit his partner with a steel chair, and instead of watching the tape and seeing that it was clearly an accident, the partner will be all pissed off the next week. On NXT at the moment, you have Derrick Bateman and Maxine announcing in front of a camera that they want to break up AJ and Hornswoggle, and yet AJ and Hornswoggle don't seem too aware. I guess it goes to show no one really watches NXT... Silly referees annoy me, too. That tag team match thing, where the face getting beaten up will eventually make the hot tag and the ref doesn't see it -- but then the heels repeatedly sneak in and out without tags being seen? Come on. I have seen the ref occasionally make them tag when he doesn't see it, though. But it still happens. Also, when a guy goes from being a heel to a face, not only will his whole personally change, and he'll suddenly start liking the fans and all that; but his ring style will also change. Suddenly he no longer controls the pace of his matches, but finds himself in countless chinlocks and using the fans to get back to his feet. |
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Taker: Hey idiot I'm face again, change my theme is back to the original orchestra one now. Not the Ministry or Attiitude Era and if you play and anything by Kid Rock or Limp Bizkit I will tombstone yo ass into that mixer. Sound Guy: I just press the buttons dude. Taker: Fine now about the lighting. Sound Guy: The whole lighting thing is in ur court. Taker: Really? Shit! *waits for a Taker It Easy sticker.* |
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THAT'S WHAT I DO!!!!!
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THAT'S WHAT I DO!!!!!
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"You've been beating me relentlessly for ten or so minutes. But wait the fans are cheering me on,so I take their cue and begin waiving my hand and finger at them,which makes them cheer more. This in turn gives me a crystal meth/roids type rush which makes my body forget the thrashing it's been taking, for longer then any real fighter could withstand. My body starts to shake uncontrollably...making you shit your panties and release me from your little headlock and or choke hold. The rush is so great that you begin LITTERALLY SHAKING IN YOUR BOOTS and when I point at you, you put up your hands and beg for mercy. Even though I haven't gotten in ANY offense in ten minutes. After three punches, a boot, and a legdrop you are roadkill. I go on to the next town. As long as it's not Battle Creek or some other "B" town brother. I don't do the "B" towns dude!
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