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Wow. Really!?! lol
I'm sure Cena is not gonna lose cleanly to The Rock at WrestleMania. But only as sure as one can be with a wrestling match. |
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It's just... there's so many reasons that won't happen. lol
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I mean... outside the fact that you'd be putting a guy who is gonna make a few appearances a year over THE face of your company who's gonna be there every night and give him the stigma of "this guy is demonstrably not as good as the guy from the past era... even past his prime." But the fact that LAST YEAR'S WrestleMania actually ended with Rock standing tall over Cena after a rock bottom. SURVIVOR SERIES ended with Rock standing tall over Cena after a rock bottom...
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And now Rock is gonna cleanly beat Cena at this years WrestleMania to just continue domination and make the best of the current product look miles behind him? Come on. lol
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TPWW's HHH Mark Since '04
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Art imitating reality? Self-Awareness the WWE?
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I'm just hoping Cena wins because I value characters. And again, Cena is clearly the good guy here. Whether you find Rock's comments to be his own or him playing up a character, he's the dick in the feud and to have him go over Cena after being a conceited asshole, bullying and getting the upper hand whenever they get physical would just be a HORRIBLE way to go. Cena's "I'm sticking up for the guys who wanted nothing more than to be a wrestler and STAY a wrestler" speech on Raw was an INCREDIBLE face promo. Rock has really not at any point during the feud looked out for anyone other than himself.
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And for the record, this whole "LOL YOU TAKE THE COMMENTS MADE IN THIS FEUD SERIOUSLY SO YOU THINK IT'S REAL" thing is a pretty lame attempt at breaking down people's arguments to make it seem like they're saying something they aren't in order to boost your own. Pretty sure most of the things Rock and Cena are saying are things they genuinely believe. It's a wrestling storyline that is *gasp* based in reality! There's no reason people can't pick sides based on whose comments they agree with.
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Nawwwwhhh they're both gonna fight it out for a while and then just both walk out the ring and get counted out. Then pick up a mic each and be like "hahahahah oh we got you good, you all paid to see us but we screwed you over. We're bigger than wrestling. Suck our willies!". Then Triple H and Undertaker will come out after their brutal match earlier in the night and be all "hey, we nearly killed each other for our main event you little pricks. Next year, Wrestlemania 2013, Rock and Cena vs Triple H and Undertaker!"
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Then in that match those four guys will do the same thing and leave and tell the fans they've screwed them again. Then out comes Kane, Stone Cold, Edge and Mick Foley to announce WM 2014's main event. WAR GAMES STYLE!
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It's pretty simple this wrestling booking thing isn't it?
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Also at wrestlemania 2014 there will be two segments going on at a time. In one ring it will be Daniel Bryan vs Lance Storm vs Dean Malenko in a match for internet guys, and in the other ring a promo or comedy segment for the people who are bored of those three.
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Opening match(es) will be Money in the bank with all the past winners in one ring and in the other ring a tag team turmoil battle royal cage match.
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There will be one segment where a platform is placed in the middle of the two rings where William Regal will sit and read Of Mice And Men for a little while. Maybe not the whole book, maybe The Great Khali can interrupt to get some major heel heat to set up for the Summer of Khali.
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Curt Hawkins will have been repackaged at some point as "The Hawk" and will have captured the World Heavyweight title. He will face off against Justin "Angel" Gabriel in a grudge match for the ages.
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One of the bella twins has a sex change and wins the Intercontinental and US titles on its debut. It will carry round both titles and claim it has something big for them. The titles are transformed into the intergender titles, with the first holders to be Nikki and Bryn Bella. They will defend the titles against Kharma and Heath Slater.
Controversial finish to the match when Heath Slater attempts to pin the male Bella, but the rules state that a female may not pin a male and the ref gets confused as to what gender Slater and Kharma are. Nikki Bella gets the tag in to pin Slater. |
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I'm off to bed. I fully expect a message in the morning from one of the WWE spies lurking around here thanking me on getting them their easy paycheck in two years time.
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Fuck em' this is The War
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The huge flaw in your theory is that Cena would turn heel and the kids would just join up with the adults in hatred of him making everyone hate him. As if most of the adults who have been dying for him to turn heel for years now wouldn't start liking him once he did.
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Also, I think Cena is a better wrestler than Rock. I can't think of many classic Rock matches off the top of my head that were actually based on the in-ring performance but I can easily rattle off some amazing Cena matches.
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RIP SABU
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Quote:
Last edited by DAMN iNATOR; 02-26-2012 at 02:37 PM. Reason: There, you happy now #1-wwf-fan??? |
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I am the cheese
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Fuck em' this is The War
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Fuck em' this is The War
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Fuck em' this is The War
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Quote:
WHAT A WRESTLING CLINIC THAT WAS.
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That's not all I listed, if you'd bother to actually open your eyes. Also, I edited the part I put in bold just so your little crybaby feelings aren't hurting anymore, so tell me how that cheese tastes with your whine.
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Goddamn... really? I don't even need to go back that far. Are you serious right now? lol |
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LMAO. The only "great" thing about it was Cena losing the belt.
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Toss in Cena/Umaga from the Rumble a few years back. That one was awesome.
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Couldn't find the whole match of this, but |
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Of course you edited it once your picking and choosing got called out, you fucking idiot. lol
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You should probably edit the match out too now since once you actually highlight what I said correctly and not pick and choose what you wanna hear, it becomes an invalid choice. *ahem*
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No, there are literally no Cena matches you could list in here that are notable in any way, shape or form...face it...the man (and I use the term "MAN" very loosely) is awful.
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You probably still laugh at the Cena in Pokemon bit, don't you?
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Lousy Smarch weather
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He's Here
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Well, NOW I know what it is...it still doesn't make any sense to me, and for the record I do not find that amusing in the least.
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