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#81 |
A Proud MF'R
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#82 |
I'm all there is
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It's not the Naitch.
It's RDD McMahon Last edited by Loose Cannon; 12-24-2006 at 09:36 PM. |
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#83 |
RAPTURE READY.
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![]() RDD McMahon: WOW, THE CHURCH OF THE NAITCH! I HAVE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING SO AWESOME BEFORE IN MY LIFE. WHENEVER I LEAVE MY BASEMENT FROM PLAYING WORLD OF WARCRAFT TO GO TO THE GROCERY STORE TO PICK UP TAMPONS FOR MY MOM, I MAKE SURE TO GET SOME SUNLIGHT. BUT MAN, THE LIGHT SHINES SO BRIGHT IN THESE PARTS! ![]() LC: Hey, didn't you cry when you watched the Pokemon movie? RDD: Shhhhhh shut up LC: Merry Christmas, man RDD: Yeah whatever |
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#84 |
RAPTURE READY.
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hey if you aren't on the card, you'll be on the PPV. Don't worry
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#85 |
Over Like Rover
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![]() McMahon: Hey, what's wrong with Jake today? I saw him earlier and he was pissed off Triple H: Yeah, I kinda accidently... ![]() Triple H: ...drove my Extreme Stick through his last Jakeweiser. ![]() McMahon: And how is he now? Triple H: Well he wasn't good but I found a little something to cheer him up. Go take a look. ![]() Jake: Hey, anybody want in on this? ![]() ![]() McMahon: I'm so glad I don't give a fuck about this shithole Last edited by CSL; 12-25-2006 at 12:05 AM. |
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#86 |
love yourself
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I want in
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#87 |
yes. yes. yes.
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![]() Hey Todd, how do you like the new ECW belt? It spins and everything! The ECW fans young and young will like this. And when Tovo wins and is drunk with his boys, they will have hours of fun watching this little baby go round and round. NOW, down to business. ![]() Bischy - Hello pretty, I know we've just met and all, but how would you feel about being on a pole during my match with Todd Grisham at One Night Stand. You can have the pole enter ANY orifice you desire. Schoolgirl - But I'm too young. Bischy - Err...no you're not. Schoolgirl - Yes I am.... Bishy - Any more out of you, and I'll get Randy 'Randy' Orton out here. ![]() As for Todd Grisham's ECW, it's BURNING. BURNING like a day at Kane's house. ![]() Fake Tovo - Did someone say BURN? ![]() Er, Kane, you are wearing the wrong shit. It's not 1997 or something. ![]() SHIT. ![]() RAAAAARRGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!! Eric Bischy2hotty vs Todd Grisham (Schoolgirl on a Pole Match for the ECW GM Position) |
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#88 |
Less Talk, More Rokk!
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We go to the backstage area, where the Merchadise is being sold
![]() Yo, Listen up everyone, I have no real point here, except to waste camera time, and to pronounce that, I have entered the land of extreme, and I am the first and only wrestler in ECW to come out, that I am here and ready for action, not the kind of action, that gave me words, I can't even begin to pronounce with my 5th grade education, and that I am the most extreme thing ever to enter this promotion, don't beleive me...Ask my doctors, I have been pinched to death by crabs in my lower regions, had warts in my asshole, and get herpes outbreaks everyday...But enough about my hardcore activities, because ECW will soon find out...Aids, has no late fees my friends. |
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#89 |
RAPTURE READY.
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lol
yo, bad news, I got a new job so I won't be able to write the shows. Plus my computer is being slow as a bitch whoever wants to take over as bookerman go ahead ![]() I'll still promo as EXTREME Hogan though anyways, here's what I had so far for ECW ONS III: ---- ![]() *No pyros. Because pyros are NOT extreme* ![]() IT'S CANADIAN CRIPPLA!!!!!! ![]() Ref: Sorry but you've been IPbanned from the ring CC: NO!!!!! Ref: Yes CC: Can you atleast ban Destor again? That would make me feel better Ref: What? CC: Unban Vermaat. I don't see what he did wrong to get banned in the first place. He was also a good poster Ref: BANNED ![]() HBK Avenger: WHoa Nelly. If the guy wants a match, let the sock in. ![]() CC: .... ![]() SUPERKICK TO CANADIAN CRIPPLA! ![]() ![]() Winner: HBK Avenger ![]() *CC is escorted out of the ECW arena* ----------------------- Last edited by The Naitch; 12-26-2006 at 08:22 AM. |
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#90 |
Anger
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Way to job me out right away.
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#91 |
Boss
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![]() ToVo Nash: What...uh...what just happened there? HBAvenger: I just kicks CanadianCock in the face. ![]() ToVo Nash: But uh...did you...did you just serve him? HBAvenger: Yeah I think I did... ![]() Both: YOU JUST GOT SERVED! |
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#92 |
TPWW's HHH Mark Since '04
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I am the new owner of ECW!
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#93 |
1-0 TPWW Chess Master
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Splaya wants to do this
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#94 |
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Wait till page 4, folks.
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#95 |
est. 1884
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lmao @ Splaya
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#96 |
RAPTURE READY.
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![]() *ECW FAITHFUL BOO HOGAN HARD* ![]() Heyman: I can't believe this Lesnar: I like Hogan ![]() EXTRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEME!!! ![]() EXTREME Hogan: As a true ECW icon and original.. ![]() ![]() EXTREME Hogan: ...I just want to wish Big ToVo GOOD LUCK at One Night Stand III, because he's gonna need it ![]() ToVo: Fuck Hogan Diesel Mac: Fuck man, I gotta puke... ![]() ![]() ![]() ToVo: Stay the fuck away from me Diesel Mac: Oh shit... ![]() Last edited by The Naitch; 12-26-2006 at 11:05 PM. |
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#97 |
Over Like Rover
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![]() Triple H: I fuckin' hate you Mac! |
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#98 |
Boss
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(First off, how the fuck did I get in charge of presenting shit. This was all Naitch's doing...I ain't gonna run, write, or do a fucking thing, so JS, I guess that means it's a one man show...)
ToVo Nash: Alright everyone. As finish wipping Diesel Hall's puke off myself, I realise that not everyone knows just how EXTREME I am here in EXTREME CW. So without further ado...I give you... KEVIN NASH'S EXTREME PHYSICAL SHOWINGS! ToVo Nash: First I show you that I a, so EXTREME, I can step over the ropes! ![]() ToVo Nash: Ohhh yeah, kind of like just hanging out here...the rope kind of gives me a wedgy, but it feels soooo EXTREME! Now, I ask, what man or beast alive today, could carry two, I repeat...TWO flimsy guitars? Tovo Nash, that's who! ![]() ToVo Nash: And finally, I am going to need EXTREME Hogan for my last physical challenge... ![]() ToVo Nash: Now EXTREME Hogan, go ahead, feel up my EXTREME pec muscle... ![]() ToVo Nash: Yeah, nice huh? So uh, I think I've made my point. In the land of EXTREME, I run this plizzace! And I talks like a gansta, and wear gangsta ass clothes. EXTREME 4 lyfe bitach! ![]() |
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#99 |
RAPTURE READY.
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ToVo will get shot
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#100 |
TPWW's HHH Mark Since '04
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![]() ECW Championship EXTREME HELL IN AN EXTREME CELL EXTREME Hogan vs. ToVo Nash (Special Guest Referee: Loose Cannon) ECW General Manager Contract On An EXTREME Pole Match Eric Bischoff vs. Todd Grisham ECW Television Championship EXTREME 4 WAY CM Punk vs. JBL vs. Funaki vs. ImPACable ECW Tag Team Championship HARDCORE TORNADO TAG TEAM ELIMINATION MATCH The Dudley Boys vs. Triple H & Jake 'The Snake' Roberts plus more Last edited by James Steele; 12-27-2006 at 04:58 AM. |
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#101 |
TPWW's HHH Mark Since '04
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Can somebody edit the thread title?
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#102 | |
Terminator Daddy!
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![]() CHANGE THE TITLE YOURSELF GIRLY MAN......AND ADD "THE CHAIRMAN" TO YOUR ECW PAY PER VIEW! YA, I'LL SEND THE SIGNAL BY PUMPING AND LAUNCHING MY MANLY PENIS....RIGHT NOW.............. ![]() ..............YOU NEED LA PARNIEKA!!!! ![]() YA, HOW'S THAT FOR EXTREME? DO IT, DO IT NOW....AND GET TO THE CHOPPER!!!! Thank you. We now return you to your regularly scheduled programing. |
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#103 |
RAPTURE READY.
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![]() Sid Vicious: Hey ToVo buddy, tell Diesel Mac that I wanna make sweet love to him ToVo: He's such a fucking mark for you. ![]() ToVo: Yo Hogan, we all know you can't wrestle worth shit. You came back to face my boy Shawn Avenger and you out politicked him to win a victory at SummerSlam 2005. I'll let that slide. Then you decide to get off your couch and you want a match with Splaya. Of course, Splaya did the job. You never put anyone over. All you do is come in and collect a paycheck so you can buy hair dye, tanning pills, and steroids. Congratulations. ![]() *ECW FAITHFUL BOO HOGAN HARD as usual* ![]() IT'S CANADIAN CRIPPLA!!!!!!!! HE'S BACK!!!! ![]() Ref: BANNED CC: C'MON ![]() EXTREEEEEEEME!!!!!! ![]() ![]() EXTREME Hogan: As the original EXTREMIST, I was the glue that held ECW together in the mid 90s. I invented the concept of extreme wrestling. I was the toughest son of a bitch in the business. And let me tell you something my extreme brothers, I bodyslammed a 700 pound Andre The Giant at WrestleMania 3. I have the highest rated show in television today...Hogan Knows Best. My book was #1 on the New York Times Best Seller list. My daughter Brooke is a HUGE pop icon. I defeated The Rock not once..... ![]() BUT TWICE! Now THAT is..... ![]() EXTTTRRRREEEEEEEEEME!!!!!! ![]() ToVo: ....... ![]() *FANS BOO HARD* ![]() ToVo: Hogan is a liar HERE COMES THE MONEY ![]() *MASSIVE POP* ![]() ![]() ![]() *LIKE A CAT* ![]() LC: C-Fedding is back....back to it's roots_style. GCW is dead and old school c-fedding is alive again. The Naitch, who is the c-fed GOD sent his boy Loose Cannon from the heavens to bring back c-fedding to a new generation. The Naitch aka GOD sent his boy Loose Cannon from the heavens because he saw that the c-fed world turned into a horrible glorified e-fed when GCW was born. But now, I am here for the Second Coming of Loose Cannon. With the glory of The Naitch and with the light on my side, c-fedding will never turn back to the dark side ever again. The band is back, baby. And at One Night Stand, you will see me in the ring with two of ECW's alumni: ToVo BIG SEXY Nash, and EXTREME Hogan. It will be a classic, ladies and fine young gents ![]() EXTREME Hogan: That's nice LC, but the fans didn't pay their hard earned dollars to come see you. They came to see Hogan..... ![]() to the EXTRRRRRREEEEME!!!! *FANS BOO HARD* ![]() Last edited by The Naitch; 12-27-2006 at 09:25 PM. |
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#104 |
RAPTURE READY.
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#105 |
Less Talk, More Rokk!
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Once again, it is the most extreme Sexually Tranmitted Disease wrestler on the roster, and earier this week, I made my statement into joining ECW, I mean after all, who is more extreme then the guy who is extreme enough to go down on Tovo Nash mom while she's on the rag..
![]() Soon, I will make my mark on ECW, and leave the rest of this promotion with an large dose of Gonorrhea... Because Remember, AIDS Nick Mondo, may not charge you late fees, but I will always be around to force you to painfully pay your restocking fee. ![]() Last edited by Mister Sinister; 12-28-2006 at 12:20 AM. |
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#106 |
TPWW's HHH Mark Since '04
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WORKING ON GETTING TO PAGE 4
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#107 |
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YUP
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#108 |
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12 MORE POSTS!!!!
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#109 |
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#110 |
I am the cheese
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Y
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#111 |
I am the cheese
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I will spam though
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#112 |
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#113 |
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#114 |
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Card on first post of Page 4
Last edited by James Steele; 12-28-2006 at 07:53 AM. |
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#115 |
I am the cheese
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LOL @ the thread title & how James Steele can't count.
Last edited by Destor; 12-28-2006 at 06:48 AM. |
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#116 |
R.I.P Tanner
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LOL
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#117 |
Anger
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Naitch, I am going to sodomize you if you don't change the thread title now.
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#118 |
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You deleted a post jackass.
EDIT: TWO CAN PLAY THIS GAME Last edited by James Steele; 12-28-2006 at 07:57 AM. |
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#119 |
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hello
Last edited by James Steele; 12-28-2006 at 04:11 PM. |
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#120 |
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yup
Last edited by James Steele; 12-28-2006 at 04:11 PM. |
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