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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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He's Here
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Good thing Joe was never champion...
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#83 |
Stickman
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I hate the thumb poke of doom with passion.
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Head on a Rollercoaster
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Why So Curious?
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In a Umaga match versus Michaels: JR: OHMAHGAWDWHATTHEHELLBARBEQUESAUCE!!! Umaga just did that damn Samoan Drop! That's gotta be it for Michaels. RICHARDS: Better stick that fork in his ass. KING: But he's not black, Michael. RICHARDS: WHAT?! YOU'VE BEEN TALKING AND TALKING AND TALKING, WITH NOTHING COMING OUT OF YOUR MOUTH, YOU NIGGER LOVER!! JR: That's not necessary! RICHARDS: Those words, those words, those words. KING: What do you think he calls that? RICHARDS: Idon'tknow Idon'tknow Idon'tknow! JR: He has to name it something. RICHARDS: I think he mouthed "Nigga Slam". KING: There he goes again. RICHARDS: SHUT UP!! YOU CAN TALK, YOU CAN TALK, YOU CAN TALK, YOU'RE A BRAVE MAN NOW MOTHERFUCKER!! KING: What the hell are you talking about? RICHARDS: Idon'tknow Idon'tknow Idon'tknow! {After Umaga wins the match} JR: And Umaga wins. RICHARDS: Now to get to those Crime Tyme niggers and shove a fucking fork up their asses. KING: Oh God, look, this is why you were banned from the Laugh Factory, and only had Seinfeld as your claim to fame, you racist. RICHARDS: Oh, I guess you're right. I'm an old hack. Gotta be doing this shitty piece of shit show with you two nigger lovers. That's what he gets for pinning the white man, right? KING: That's it! King fucks Richards up, hanging Richards by his testicals. JR: OHMAHGAWD!! What a beautiful piledriver. KING: [whispering] Uh, JR, I never did the piledriver. JR: Uhh...WHAT A BEAUTIFUL PILEDRIVER!! KING: I give up....OH, PUPPIES!! YEAH, JR, THAT WAS A PERFECT PILEDRIVER I DID ON THAT RACIST FUCK!! {Thus ended Richards' connentating career} |
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#86 | |
Ron Paul 4 EVA
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I think what WWE needs is Simon from Idol. He can brutally tear into every match, every character. Face or Heel. Rip apart JR, King, Coach, and Vince. Finally, cue "The Game," and Trips walks out, down to the ring for his triumphant return. He gets to the ring, grabs a mic, looks to the crowd and says... "One second." He then drops the microphone, rolls out of the ring, and walks to the announce table, where he grabs Simon, clears the announce table, and PEDIGREE! BAH GAWD! Thus cementing his face return. Because you can't come back from an injury heel. If you want to continue it, have Simon back Rated RKO or something. ![]() |
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Spammy Certified
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#88 |
He's Here
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Nah, that would be racist. And Vince hates racism.
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#89 |
Ron Paul 4 EVA
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It's true. Didn't you see the Cryme Tyme segment with that ichael Richards impersonator.
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