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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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Maybe if he gets canned, he'll actually pull himself together.
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He's Here
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He'll probably wind up addicted to smack, homeless on the street giving handjobs for crack.
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"Ask him!"
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*points*
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! |
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"Ask him!"
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Wow. Some Airport Guard said he looked fucked up and he ended up taking a later flight. That's the whole thing. Big fucking deal. Jeff is on the road constantly and he looks like a fucking goth, heroin addict to begin with anyways.
You guys are just ACHING to see Jeff fuck up again. It's ridiculous to read the first page and a half of this thread, knowing now what it was that he did. What is wrong with you people? It's like when people were waiting for Britney Spears to kill herself. |
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Y2KoTF
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I'm not saying they should put the title on him. But if we look back at all the "Greats" from the past 30 years, if the wellness policy was around back then how many do you think would have made "Legend" status. Just saying I'm sure he's not the only dumb fuck-up to ever be a main player in WWF/E
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The Satanic Mechanic
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Relax, guy. |
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Doin' It Right
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This is what I thought also while reading this thread. People love to kick a man while he's down. But do you know what they love more? Being right. There are some that are hoping for Jeff's release so they can collectively say "I told you so" Sharks. |
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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I don't want Jeff to fail or die or anything, because that would require me to care about him. He's an adult, so he can make his own decisions. But we're looking at a druggie who's such a flake that he can't keep a job that pretty much mandates a drug addicted flake. And that's as funny as it is sad. And WWE is so amazingly retarded that they want him to be within arm's reach of the title, even as he's within stepping distance of the door. At least with Jeff Hardy, nobody has to die for the inevitable Godsmack. |
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Waiting for this guy
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It took too long for the news to break. If it was serious or involved drugs it would have been picked up by newspapers.
I also really didn't expect it to be drugs (yes yes alcohol is a drug, ok fair enough) as he is currently coming out of a fued with MVP based around his fuck ups. Am I the only one who had faith it wasn't a fuck up? |
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Part time poster
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For the record, being actually drunk and a fucking air stewards perception of you being drunk are two entirely different things.
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So fucking sexy.
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He's Here
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TNA
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So fucking sexy.
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I dunno. That's not necessarily guaranteed. And if they pass?
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He's Here
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TNA pass on a former WWE main eventer? Are you high?
See what I did there?
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...IN HD!!!!
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Nobody gets higher than Rob Van Dam.
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He's Here
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Except Jeff Hardy.
A Jeff Hardy/RVD feud in the old ECW would have been hilarious with all the promos/skits they could have done. |
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Inno Knows.
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point your thumbs KoOS
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I am the cheese
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TNA didn't pass on RVD though...
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Cranky Kong
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Wait, did somebody say two hundred thousand dollars?
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Shadow Conspircy leader
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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If it was that one, Jeff never would have made it on the flight, period. They'd be baked out on the runway.
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...IN HD!!!!
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Furry Furry Bah Gawd
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Jeff : "Dude you know, you're like my brother to me man and when two dudes are like a brother and a man, and if they gotta fight, then man, they gotta fight like a man fighting for his brother dude." Rob : "Dude, you're totally right on this man. But you see, sometimes a brother has to be a man and fight a dude even if that dude is like his brother man and dude, that's what what I'm going to have to do to you bro. " Jeff : "Man, I respect you like a brother dude, but if we're gonna have to go out there bro, then we might as well man up and stop treating each other like brothers, dude,and start treating each other like a man, brother." RVD : "Brother, that's exactly what I was thinking dude. We're just two dudes in a man's world but we gotta fight it out brother " Jeff : "Man I respect that brother, so let's put up a match for these dudes that they won't forget cause these fans are like our brothers!" RVD: "Dude, they are more then brothers man, they are like our dudes, so we'll give 'em our all!" *** 2 weeks later at the scheduled PPV*** "Jeff and Rob are suspended for a wellness violation and will not be able to wrestle in their long awaited match. Instead the match has been replaced by a drunk Axl Rotten Vs a shopping cart full of snacks. |
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A Property of Matter
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I propose that for the Jeff Hardy/RVD match they get Keanu Reeves for color commentary so for every spot we can hear, "WHOA!"
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So fucking sexy.
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Can we now get ready to potentially laugh at KoOS when nothing happens by next Tuesday?
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The Rum Diary
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