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You're doing a fine job.
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It's a thankless job let me tell ya.
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Back to Heel-tista. Just caught a glimpse of his promo/match with Ziggler. If this is the quick right turn they've decided to take with Batista, then good on them. His last heel run was amazing. Fat girls everywhere better hide. Heel-tista's comin' for you!
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I hope Batista comes out to CM Punk's music on RAW. The WWE could begin building up Batista vs. CM Punk as a money match, even if Punk decides he doesn't want to come back. Could you imagine Batista vs. CM Punk in Rosemont at Payback?
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Ugh...Bats coming out to Punk's music to open Raw would be amazing. Absolutely amazing. The amount of heat he would draw. What a great idea.
Punk/Batista would be a money match around Summer Slam, if Bats is available. I have no clue what his movie sched is like/when it's coming out. The promos between the two alone... |
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Celestia's Left Hand
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And really when the crowd shits all over a genuinely good match it pisses me off to no end. |
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King of Clowns
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If Batista comes out to Punk's music, he'd get hit in the head with a shoe.
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That was when Batista was fun to hate,this seems to be edging into X-pac hatred/genuine annoyance.
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#129 |
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Face Batista yes. Heel Batista is such a dickhead heel. He's really friggen good. His facial expressions, everything.
Honestly I can't remember the last time I enjoyed the WWE this much. |
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The only heels I'm digging right now are Wyatt and Ambrose I will say I'd love it if the Authority dumps Orton (as champ material)to make Dave their new golden boy but lets Orton stay on reminding him constantly that he blew it. |
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TPWW's HHH Mark Since '04
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TPWW's HHH Mark Since '04
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#134 |
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Cranky Kong
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Cranky Kong
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Especially since they've gone ahead with the heel turn. Come on, son.
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He doesn't have workrate above 8.7 therefore his heat has not been certified by the FBDV of America.
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I believe in Joe Hendry
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FBDV?
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#BUCTOBER
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boop/bop/beep
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Batista is a natural heel and that's when he does his best work. He does not get "X Pac" heat as a heel, He gets heel heat.
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#140 |
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But he can't transition a dragon screw leg whip into a canadian destroyer!
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Cranky Kong
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I don't know why I just pictured Batista in an X-Pac singlet, but you should all look into it.
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He's got everything he's ever wanted and he'll never give that back
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Taller than Adam Cole
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I believe in Joe Hendry
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Duh.... Makes sense now. I am such a dumbass.
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Batista will be a tremendous heel for the WWE, and after watching Smackdown this past Friday for the first time since 2003, I am now on the Batista bandwagon and believe that the signing was a good one. If the match at Wrestlemania is infact a triple threat, I'm hoping that Bryan pins Orton for the win. Batista remains heel and then argues that he never actually got pinned. A few months later, heel Batista defeats Bryan to become champ. Batista becomes the 'The Authority's' new "boiiiiii" and Orton goes back to being a face. |
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Bryan has to take out Batista too, imo. The fans need to see him overcome the odds and just win it all. Plus, it'd be a good fail-safe for HHH to make the Three-Way dance an elimination match. Kayfabe it'd be less likely for Bryan to survive the night.
It could work like Bryan getting double-teamed by Orton and Batista, then getting put through an announce table. They call a time-out and put Bryan on a stretcher and slowly start wheeling him up the ramp when a distracted Orton gets caught for the Batista bomb and the 1-2-3. Batista starts celebrating in the ring. Bryan comes off the stretcher gets a mic, and reminds the ref that he never got pinned, never submitted (ref forgot to count Bryan out too). He gets in the ring and Batista dominates him for minutes at a time with Bryan getting only desperation offense in followed by maybe one or two follow-up spots. Ref bump. Triple H sends out Orton to save the title, Orton swings a steel chair and misses Bryan nailing Batista. Bryan dropkicks Orton off the apron, hits the knee, 1-2-3. Final Countdown begins to play as confetti falls from the sky and fans throw streamers into the ring. As the show fades to black a tearful Bryan grabs the mic and emotionally says, "I did it for you, baby. Daddy loves you." The End |
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Resident drug enabler
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#148 |
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prodigal son
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the heartbreak king
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i love that the location of tonight's show actually matters. pretty exciting stuff regardless of any of the speculation and dirtsheet bullshit. most of me wants punk to show up, but there's just a little bit of me that wants to see this crowd just absolutely lose it.
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the heartbreak king
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lol just thinking about how hard batista is going to get booed. great call to turn him heel. don't fight what's right.
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I believe in Joe Hendry
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lol @ the #HijackRaw stuff on Twitter
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#152 |
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So fucking stupid
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They're eating the dogs..
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the heartbreak king
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#155 |
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shisen sucks all the cock
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Those frail ass wrists you got prove you have no workrate
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That's cute that the fat bloated cow was able to clean the bbq sauce off his keyboard to type that
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#157 |
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I believe in Joe Hendry
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I don't think it was bbq sauce he was cleaning off
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the heartbreak king
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then what was it, owen? i'm confused
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#159 |
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Read his next blog
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I'm pretty sure 99.9% of the folks who started the #HijackRaw shit didn't have 30,000 posts on a wrestling forum.
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