The Best Captions of 2004 Thread

[Corkscrewed]

Crud... anyone care to do some work for me and tell me who gets credit for the captions that I gave the wrong credits to?

Sorry.

[Raising Kane]

Post #87 (last pic)
The one GonMad00 says wasn't his... is big_bluto's

gonMad00:


HHH, The Game, The Cerebral Assasin, meant it when he warned Shawn that he was going to 'Fuck With His Head'

Post #88
Gave me credit but it belongs to Mayo



Macaulay Culkin has a new look for his latest movie 'Home Alone 10: Lost At The Strip Club'.

Those were the two I saw mentioned. Dunno why the BB pic didn't load though. At least for me... weird.

[Corkscrewed]

Updated through June. CotM will come in a day or two, but look for the Qualifying round for Caption of the Year. The twenty four qualifiers will be narrowed down to ten, which will go onto the Caption of the Year tournament. Nominees for the Qualifying Round are listed in the "Best Captions of [insert month here]" posts on page 1 and 3.

[Corkscrewed]

Okay, fixed. Thanks RK!!!


Crap, they moved the Bad Blood pics. I hope they didn't do that for all the PPV pics, but if they did, I gotta redo all of them.

[Raising Kane]

Originally Posted by Corkscrewed Okay, fixed. Thanks RK!!! Crap, they moved the Bad Blood pics. I hope they didn't do that for all the PPV pics, but if they did, I gotta redo all of them.

NP

Figures they'd move them. Hopefully it was just that batch.

[Savio]

Vote for me RK if you don't I will spirtually kill you!

[Corkscrewed]

^ How NOT to hit on a woman.

[Savio]

So RK how about we go back to my place kill a lamb smear its blood all over us then have sex on a bunch of mouse traps?

[Raising Kane]

Originally Posted by Savior So RK how about we go back to my place kill a lamb smear its blood all over us then have sex on a bunch of mouse traps?

As lovely as that sounds... I think I'll pass. BTW... If you kill me I will haunt you for all eternity.

Corky... Thanks for including mine in here. I am honored.

[FourFifty]

Originally Posted by Corkscrewed "Heh heh heh... nothing better than some cream filling with a glass of Evolution Kool-Aid!"

Why isn't this one on this page? Dude, it's funny as hell... Okay, that is so gonna be my new sig!

[Corkscrewed]

You really think that was hilarious? Okay, I guess I"ll add it in.

I still can't believe the "cream filling" thing has caught on. It's so random! Not that I mind... now I actually have a running gag that's mine. (please don't stop using it)

[Corkscrewed]

Go vote for June Caption of the Month!
http://www.tpww.net/forums/showthread.php?t=15939

And congratulate me for actually making it halfway through this whole caption archive thingy. Only six more months to go!

Also, repping is highly welcomed, if possible.

[FourFifty]

Originally Posted by Corkscrewed You really think that was hilarious? Okay, I guess I"ll add it in. I still can't believe the "cream filling" thing has caught on. It's so random! Not that I mind... now I actually have a running gag that's mine. (please don't stop using it)

Well I'm gonna use it as my sig anywho... if you don't mind. It's funny because it's random. I was at work today and someone asked me what isle the "kool-aid and the little cakes with the cream filling" are... Dude, they wanted cream filling and kool-aid!

[Corkscrewed]

lol! it's cool. I'm a big fan of random humor.

[Corkscrewed]

July

SmackDOWN! [7-1-2004]
c4g2:

HEADLINES: WWE fan suffers from stroke after watching the Great American Bash.

PorkSoda:

Ever since JBL became president of the USA, the ratings of the White House have gone down.

Corkscrewed:

Bradshaw greets the Baby With the World's Largest Mullet.


The WWE production of Peter Pan was huge hit except for the casting glitch on the part of Wendy.


And now, The WWE Vault brings you the historic beginning to that classic feud between a young Ric Flair and Cheech Martin.


Brock: "Don't you ever take off your shirt in front of me again, you gay sicko!!!"


JBL: "I realized that earlier on my show, you insulted me. Now you shall pay!" *gets out bazooka*
Eddie: "Um...your shoes are untied!"
JBL: "From this view they appeared to be tied, but I will move in for a closer inspection."
*Six hours later after Eddie's gotten in a Taxi to the airport...*
JBL: "Upon further inspection, these are loafers.

Transplant:

JBL: who's a boo? who's a booboojooboo?
Baby: Im Not Telling You Anything You..
JBL: WHA?
gonMad00:

Kenzo: So he's responsible for the downfall of the new Star Wars movies! Thanks, Amidala... or something.


Bradshaw: Bring out your dead!
Spike: I'm not dead. Actually,I feel quite better. I feel happy, I feel - (STOMP!)

Kane Knight:

WWE Swan Lake was a smash hit until RVD's Ballet shoes got caught in Booker's dreads.

Fryza:

"And now we'll go to our Mexican in the sky for the weather. Mexican?..."

RAW [7-5-2004]
The Playa:

HHH: No Eugene, you don't understand, I retired Cactus Jack. There is no more Cactus Jack
Eugene: But Ric said he wa....
HHH: Nevermind what Ric said
Ric: BANG BANG!
HHH: Ric damn it, stop it.

MVP:

Coach should've learned his lesson the first time he tried to drink from the Tajiri fountain.


Molly knew she couldn't compete with Gail Kim's pole dancing abilities.

Mayo:

It was yet another bad move by the WWE when they hired Lita to spellcheck the signs on everyone's office.


Both men lost every shred of dignity when Vince forced them to Eskimo kiss on national TV.

loopydate:

You would think that by now Tajiri would know how to hold his sake.


Jericho's gravity-defying spear was still a wonder to behold.


Dave took it pretty hard when he heard they were out of chocolate cake.


Is it just me, or did they used to try harder to keep the Oscar ballots secret?


Chris Benoit's new Doctor Octopus gimmick might have worked better if they'd given him cooler arms.


This photograph proves that, yes, Edge does throw the best damned supersonic spear in the business.

Corkscrewed:

Ref: "What's wrong with him?"
Batista: "He's been like that ever since the Lita pregancy storyline."
Ref: "Really? Wow."
Batista: "Yeah. Just sits there all day, watching Maury Povich. That's all he does."
Ref: "Such a shame... and he was really such a nice boy before, too."


Matt: "Inigo Montoya! They've shot you!!!"
Kane: ....
Matt: "Who did this to you????"
Kane: ....
Matt: "SPEAK TO ME!!!!"
Kane: ....
Matt: "DAMN YOU SIX FINGERED MAN!!!"


When you didn't use Listerine, the consequences were quite severe.

deadlyheaven:

Ric: WOOOOOOOO!
*Strutting Ric*
Jericho: Ric, you lost.
Ric: WOOOOOOOOOOOO!
*Ric still strutting*
Tomco: No, really Naitch. You've been eliminated.
Ric: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!


This match was rather difficult for Jericho; not only did he have to deal with Randy Orton, but he also had to worry about the referee and his history of sexual assaualt.


Benoit: Aw how cute, look at the little retarded kid playing with the cha...
*Knocked out cold*

big_bluto:

Orton's push was getting ridiculous now.
He didn't even have to fully enter the ring before the pin was getting counted.


WWE would like to issue a product recall on the following product:
Rabid Wolverine Chris Benoit Action Figure
When used in proximity to HHH figure, the benoit action figure has a tendency to fall over, and may injure small children.
Please return to the retail outlet you purchased from where a full refund will be given.
*please note that WWE accepts no responsibility for broken characters, storylines, or poor quality products.

Savior:

The WWE re-acts the way Mary-Kate Olsen is fed.

Raising Kane:

But Daddy!!! I don't want to take a nap!

Kane Knight:

This is why you don't grab Tajiri's crotch.


The catwoman promos were gettig ridiculous.


O-Benoit Kenobe: Use the Force, Chris.
Edge: But I'm not Jericho.
Benoit: You're not? Damn. Maybe Hunter had a point about the hair after all.


"I take it back! Charmander is WAY better than Pikachu!"


SmackDOWN! [7-8-2004]
Fryza:

So this is how they keep getting into the damned country..

Corkscrewed:

That was, without a doubt, THE most devastating noogie ever delivered on live television.

Savior:

JBL: Where'd those nigg*rs go?

loopydate:

SATAN: Bring me a sweater, dammit!


The display of sportsmanship was nice, but...Stamboli calling them all homos kinda stole the spotlight. Especially when Brock came in and killed all four of them (and Holly for going on the Internet).


PAUL: It was the best of times...it was the blurst of times?!?


On today's edition of WWE Olympic Theatre: The 1992 Winter Olympic Figure Skating qualifying.
CENA: Why? (Sob) Whyyyyyy?

Vastardikai:

JBL: What do you mean I can't Goose Step here?


Someone in the front row was impressed by Kurt Angle's Erection...

WWE Vengeance
Corkscrewed:

Eugene does his best Hardcore-Holly-When-He-Doesn't-Get-What-He-Wants impression.


Much to his glee, Steven Richards found out his new Ass Darts worked like a charm.


Kane should have known better than to trust Lita with the redesign of his mask.

Triple H took it to a whole new level when he called for a meteor shower to help take out Benoit.

[Corkscrewed]

(continued)


Benoit: "Pikachu!"
Eugene: "Charmander!"
Benoit: "Pikachu!"
Eugene: "Charmander!"
Triple H: "Jigglypuff!!"
Benoit and Eugene: "WTF?!"

El Santo:

Tired of being stuck in crappy storylines, Kane unsuccessfully tries to hide under the stairs.


And the day was saved when it started raining giant Legos.


God: "Hey, just got back from the restroom, what did I miss?... Crap, Loose Cannon's gonna kill me."

Raising Kane:

Flair hated napping with La Resistance. They never stayed on their own side of the ring and always ended up kicking someone in the nuts.


How many wrestlers does it take to open a folding chair? Three. Two holding the chair and one to dive head-first into the seat.

Shaggy:

Kane: Do I have to signal this out for you. Lets....get...a...bunny.

Mayo:

Conway had to sit back and watch Eugene's brilliant moonwalk.


Benoit: Haha, I avoided the crucifix all night and still beat Hunter. Hey, what does this little button on the belt do?
*Benoit disintigrates in front of the entire audience*
HHH: I love it when a backup plan comes together.

Vastardikai:

Batista: This bending thing is cool, what's it called?
Ref: A knee.


RAW [7-12-2004]
Corkscrewed

Chris knew he should have fallen for Dave's "check my kneepads" routine.


Eugene regretted running into HHH's nose.


JR: "Rock Bottom!!!"
King: "Whoa! You actually got a move right!"
JR: "What? Oh, I mean BAW GAWD STUNNER!!!!"

asphyXy:

"Hello. I am the hottest woman alive."

Always450:

“Five time… You can’t see me… Five time… You can’t see me… It’s the same damn thing!”


Edge “successfully” pulls off the “LitaBomb.”


Ric: And then Doc Ock does thi----
Hurricane: SHUT UP! I HAVEN’T SEEN IT YET!!!


Eugene knew it was all a set up when Vince came to the ring, yelling “RING THE BELL! RING THE BELL!”


Chris: OWWWIE! You mean THIS is what I’ve been doing to people? This fuggin’ HURTS!!!!

El Santo:

Kane: "So, you know... I mean, if you're in the mood, could you, um, lie down in a coffin and hold your breath for about ten min-... what?"

Mayo:

This is what RVD saw watching on a tv backstage.


Eugene could try as he might, but he would never do the Tickler like Dupree.


SmackDOWN! [7-15-2004]
Corkscrewed:

After about five minutes stuck in that position JBL figured maybe he should have gone to Sean's final lecture of cage escape.

Always450:

Cena: WHAT!!! YOU MEAN AFTER ALL THIS TIME YOU REALLY COULD SEE ME!?!?!?!
Kurt: It was just your hand…


EXTREME PROCTOLOGY!!!!

Nowhere Man:

Rey really would have liked to finish the match, but unfortunately, the rest of the Justice League was calling for him.


Bubba and Noble use visual aids to interpret the handling of WWE's Cruiser Division.

The Playa:

Eddie: Dammit Vince, I am not Sean
Security: Ok folks, you can relax Sean is back in the cage
Eddie: Damn you people


RAW [7-19-2004]
Corkscrewed:

Hurricane was beyond grateful when RC Cola Man came to his rescue.


Dave: "Whooooooooo!!! Yeah!!! Oh yeah! Ride me! Ride me Randy boy!!!"
Chris: "Um... I'm Chris, not Randy. And we're in the middle of the ring, not backstage."
Dave: "...awkward."


Skydiving was fun, but Benoit still needed to work on his landing skills.


Dave: "And don't you EVER say Jigglypuff sucks again!!!"


Things went to hell when Edge tried a Lita Nelson.


(bad Japanese dubbing voice) "Ha-HA! I have defeated the evil villain and retained my prized belt, and my hair is still silky and smooth!"


Rock Bottom:

Helms was proud to introduce his new sidekick, the Whorricane!


When Triple H told Batista to make sure Benoit was in no condition to win their match next week, Batista did the smartest thing possible... He tied Earl Hebner to the Canadian champ.


Lita knew she found her true love when Matt Hardy botched fondling her tits.


Double Dragon Jimmy Lee had suffered the wrath of Aboabo.


USA retaliated against the Middle East by producing the first ever Weapons of Mass Erection.


Ref: Look Randy, I'm going to explain this to you one more time. Sometimes worthless people who will never draw any money will get the title too. It's part of the business.
Randy: Wait, but how can a jobber like that go over ME!
Ref: *Sigh* Look Randy, I'm going to explain this to you one more time. Sometimes worthless people who will never draw any money will get the title too. It's part of the business.
Randy: Yeah, but how in the hell is Edge going to go over Randy Orton?
Ref: Look Randy... Hey, is that a My Little Pony?


Authorities say that Loose Cannon was seen fleeing the scene with a tire-iron wrapped in barbed wire. More to come as this story develops.

El Santo:

I knew that women in the WWE were passed around like currency ... but this is ridiculous.


Jericho: "Wait a minute. Hair vs. hair match? That's not fair?"


Writer: "Alright, Chris, we talked to Dave, and we've decided to put you back in the rotation. You have to job to the following divas."
Jericho: "I have to job ten times to skinny, untrained ... shapely, sexy women? ... I could live with that."
Writer: "No. We're going to have them all pile on you in a single rumble type match."
Jericho: "... better."

Raising Kane:

Trish: Our next item up for bid... a life size, anatomically correct Stacy mannequin. Who'll start the bidding?
Silence....
Trish: Come on people! Even I'm worth a dollar Canadian... Oh wait...

[Corkscrewed]

SmackDOWN! [7-22-2004]
Always450:

“Now this belt means somethin’ to me! I had to trade my Jigglypuff and Meowth cards for this belt from Shane! Had to give ‘em my blue eyes white dragon to keep it last week!”


Walker, Texas Janitor: Uhhh… JBL… We’re turning off the lights. The show has been over for 6 hours… isn’t it time to ended your promo?


And after this, Mark was never allowed to eat Mexican food before a show, ever again.


In an attempt to outshine Zach Gowen, Rey became the first wrestler to wrestle without a head.


Vince: Are you sure this is how we play baseball?
Kurt: Of course! Lita taught me!

El Santo:

JBL may be the Champion, but he could never beat the local jobbers at thumb war.


Kurt: "You wouldn't hurt. um... a ONE-LEGGED MAN, would you?"
Vince: "Hasn't stopped me before."
Kurt: "Damn."

Corkscrewed:

Kurt Angle unveils his new Catholic Priest gimmick.


Billy: "Okay, so I cock the gun and the trigger is right--"
*BANG!*
Bubba: "OWWWW!!! Not the good cheek!"


Bradshaw learned the hard way: NEVERbadmouth the Amish.


Vince: "So, Eddie... we're gonna be doing this for The Rock?"

parkmania:

Angle: Look, Booker, I promised the Board of directors I wouldn't tell anyone, but - It's full of chocolate.

hulkamania320:

Spike had the misfortune of being handcuffed to the ring and forced to watch "From Justin to Kelly".

Porksoda:

Vince: Kurt, I got one thing to say to you....YOUR SSSSSSEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXY!
Kurt: What?
Vince: Huh? Oh - YOUR ON FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFIIIIIIIIIRE!

Mayo:

The war between the two front seat fans escalated after the guy wearing the Bubba jersey called the guy with the sign a homo.


RAW [7-26-2004]
Corkscrewed:

Things got interesting when Peter Parker joined the fray from the rafters and started randomly taking out wrestlers.


Richards and A-Train: "DAMMIT, YOU SAID SO YOURSELF! STAY IN THE BACK!!!"

Evolution:

Kane: "But my name really IS Indigo Montoya!"
All: "That's it, you were warned! Out you go back to mid-card Hell!"

Hulkamania320:

Kamala stared in horror as the baby he had eaten hours before began to kick.


After Benoit took off like and airplane and Triple H started skipping after him, the WWE decided that an hour was a little too long from now on.

Always450:

After this night Rhyno never attempted the 619 ever again.

Mayo:

The RC Cola Man's sidekick couldn't take a punch very well.


The Ref practiced hard for the 'wrestler toss' at the Summerslam Olympics.

Innovator:

Flair was a little uneasy to get into the ring of Bret Hart fans, but orders are orders


Maven: AND THATS FOR FOLEY!


Kamala: Oh god, this is what I look like! No wonder I wasn't taken seriously

El Santo:

Coach couldn't believe it. Either he needed new glasses, or the Spice Girls were multiplying like crazy!


After so many years being bald, Kurt felt his new head of hair was a bit top-heavy.


As Rhyno and Batista can attest, Randy's farts were damn powerful.


This day being Maven's birthday, Randy obliged by delivering the customary birthday spanking.


Eugene: "Evolution my ass! God created the world in seven days, fool!"

The Highlander:

(at a home cookout)
Shawn: Hey, do you remember when I had this on...
Bret: I reccommend you not finish that sentence.


Eugene was delighted. The old 'pull the chair' away trick still works.


SmackDOWN! [7-29-2004]
hulkamania320:

For the first time, Booker T is introduced into the world of natural male enhancement.


And then, before Spike's very eyes, Bubba Rey and D-Von came out on national television.

Always450:

Luther: Don’t you ever call them the powder puff girls, ever again! It’s power puff!

Transplant:

Just before Booker T could eat his Giant Invisible Sandwich, he spotted Viscera attempting to Banzai drop him from the rafters.


Kurt:.....
Teddy:....
Kurt:....
Teddy:....
Kurt: ....Hey Teddy
Teddy:....What, man?
Kurt:....I think the weed is making me feel weird, man....
Teddy:....yeah man, It does that, man.

Corkscrewed:

"Hey, got some black in you..."


"Hey Zach! I found your missing leg!!!"

El Santo:

"Wha--? Whadda ya mean WE lost the war?"


The John Cena/Ultimo Dragon feud reached an all time low when he showed up at the arena wearing a "You Slipt, Shortie" T-Shirt.


Sure, the present was nice, but what in the hell was Spike supposed to do with an oversized novelty wristwatch?


"You know, I just got a crazy idea to turn this thing into a lamp."

[Corkscrewed]

August

RAW [8-2-2004]
hulkamania320:

Edge hesitated. He'd never cut off another man's arm before; he wasn't to sure what to do next.

Corkscrewed:

Rob's glory leap into the endzone was foiled when Rhyno and Tajiri slammed him down just one inch from a touchdown.


"That'll teach you to drink Pepsi or Coke, BITCH!"


Bischoff: "Look, man, I know you lost all of your money in my casino reality show, but you're taking it a bit rough..."


Things got downright bizarre when Imhotep was introduced into the Lita angle.


Trapped in the figure four, Benoit calls for backup in the form of a comet strike from the cheap seats.

Mayo:

Hunter heard that women dug black guys cocks, but this was just ridiculous.


Eric: Hello, stranger.
HHH: You looked over when we were taking a piss Eric; you broke the guy's code.
Eric: But... WHY WAS IT BLACK?
HHH:


Kane: Go back to Hollywood, we don't need you around here!
Maven: But I'm not him!
Kane: LIES! Who's walking tall now?
Maven: NOOOOOOOOOOO


Kane: Oh, and Johnny Bravo is going to suck!

Innovator:

HHH really needed to take Orton up on his high fiber diet


Matt: I love you Lita
Lita: I love you Jeff...Kane...Shane...Matt, yeah that's it

Always450:

Thankfully Rosey got in the way of the goose step before we had Bradshaw V 2.0 on Raw.


Kane: For the last time, OPEN WIDE!!!
Lita: Is this wide enough. Dr. Yankem?
Kane: You’re not even opening your mouth!
Lita: Oh! My mouth!


“You see this? You see Maven right here? This is what happens when you don’t floss!”


SmackDOWN! [8-5-2004]
Always450:

Steve Blackman enjoys his new position as “Cleavage Inspector.”


And somewhere in Minnesota, Brock is having a heart attack.


In the dual spinaroonie contest, The Undertaker is up by 3.

Savior:

Hilary: Hi I'm hom- OH MY GOD WHY BILL WHY!?
Bill: I did it because I could!

Corkscrewed:

Samichna was already mad when Rhi rejected him for a threeway, but when he found out the two people she had selected, he was REALLY pissed.

gonMad00:

Taker botches aging.

Rock Bottom:

Rey: O...OMG. Are those... PUBES!? LET ME SEE!


Rey: Is it!? Is it!?
Spike: Sorry Rey, that's just your tattoo. No pubes yet.
Rey: *sob*


Bradshaw: "I'm going to keep walking in this direction, thrusting my hips. If your mouth gets in the way, it's not my fault."


Mark was usually patient with underprivledged persons, but after 15 minutes of this midget staring at him while jerking off, he had to say something.


RAW [8-9-2004]
What Would Kevin Do?:

Randy: *Sigh* I give up... You're going to have to get Batista to show you the Macarena.

Corkscrewed:

Benoit: "You! You're the one who hacked the Casual Forum last night!!!"


The result of Lita botching the divorce was not pretty, as she found herself Kane's new wife, mother, and official bedtime story teller.


The results were disastrous when Edge lost control of his pogo stick.


"Don't you ever trick me into driving to Hawaii again!!!"

Innovator:

Bad things happen at the WWE dentist when the staff runs out of novacaine...


Needless to say, the Divas were impressed with Shannon's new look

Rock Bottom:

"...Why will I beat Chris Benoit? Because it is my destiny... Well, that and Triple H promised me a rare My Little Pony he got off of E-Bay if I win."


All the Divas were pissed when they found out Trish was hiding two dodge balls in her shirt.


Kane: "NO! Fucking christ! THE DOTTED LINE. SIGN ON THE DOTTED LINE."


Benoit: "Hey! Now just a damn minute. I never agreed to this match."
Triple H: "Well, it's either this or you face Lita in a falls count anywhere match."
Benoit: "Er, ring the bell."

Always450:

Ref: THANK YOU ENZYTE!


Kane was envious of Matt’s new really huge Nintendo controller.

El Santo:

Love it or hate him, you gotta admit Randy did one mean Porky Pig impersonation.


Kane: "Hey, isn't this kinda... stupid?"
Matt: "Who cares! They're jobbing to us! They're jobbing to us! Turn around, that one's getting away!"
Chair #3: "Run run run...!"


*sobbing* "No oh ooh! Li'l Brudder. That *sniff* little guy. He's got the heart of a champion!"


*sobbing* "Oh oh, Tenderfoot. *sniff* Can you tell me how to get the most out of life?"

Mayo:

Although Regal tried his best to stand still after banging Steph, pretending to be a lamp wasn't the best place to hide.

[Corkscrewed]

SmackDOWN! [8-12-2004]
Quick1:

Nunzio: Ok, ok guess who I am?
Chavo: Brock lesnar?
Nunzio: Nope Ultimo

Always450:

Rene faints when he sees how high his odds are of getting a push.


Jackie botches touching her head, shoulders, knees, and toes.


That's the 10th kind of Suplex Hass has shown us today, Rene down by 9.

El Santo:

Judging the "Stars of the 80's" contest was pretty intense, but JBL had to go with the guy dressed up as Emmanuel Lewis.


While D-Von was indeed a skilled ventriloquist, his brother, Bubba, still needed to get past Step One: getting a puppet.


WWE Presents: Battle of the World's Most Nearsighted Wrestlers


Maybe it was the championship, or maybe it was his time on the Olympic team, but for some reason Darko Milicic looks different this year.

juanker:

Chavo Gets Disqualified For Dropkicking Nunzio's Head Off

Corkscrewed:

Chavo awakes from his nap just in time to see the tragic results of Nunzio's Lita Star Press.

gonMad00:

Nunzio - First ever death by spin-aroonie.

MVP:

Orlando: "WOW I'm getting a huge push, some TV time, and a new suit. I must be dreaming."
Vince: "Shit he's catching on, lower the cage."


The glass ceiling wasn't bad enough; now Velocity workers had to deal with quicksand.


Shaniqua's return as U.S. champion did not go well with the fans.

loopydate:

The Dudleys' nWo impression was impressive, what with Bubba Ray's "Diesel" taunt, Spike's Syxx-Pac tongue wag, and D-Von's Scott Hall "Wondering where the hell I am."


NUNZIO: I can too do a better ostrich impression than you!


EDDIE: And it was me who replaced your moisturizer with Rhyno's! ... Dammit.


It was nice of WWE to put a running score of the USA-Puerto Rico basketball game on the bottom of the screen. Good thing Iverson hit that free throw...


RAW [8-16-2004]
Innovator:

Triple H: Randy for the last time, YOU'RE NOT JOHN CENA!

Corkscrewed:

The lowlight of the night was when they showed JR's baby pictures.


Batista: "And THAT'S for insulting Bilbo!!!"
Sir Ian Holmes: "You tell him, Dave!"

Chuck Jones:


This was, perhaps, the weirdest 69 position ever.


Well, someone has to make sure Trish never does Standup comedy ever again.

loopydate:

CHRIS: You may have beat me last night, but there's one thing at which you'll never be better than me.
RANDY: Oh, yeah? What's that?
CHRIS: Pointing to your knees!


LITA: Why are your pants buzzing?
JAZZ: And where's my present?
TRISH: ...excuse me.


LITA: Why! Won't! You! Tap! Out! Dammit!
KURT ANGLE: (watching at home) Now, that's just sad...


All the pundits agreed. They'd never seen anyone counter the Sharpshooter quite like Orton's Banshee Scream.


It's common knowledge that the pain caused by the Crippler Crossface can lead to hallucinations. Here, we see Randy reach for that last damned bottle of Mountain Dew Code Red.

deadly heaven:

In a gruesome scene, Victoria is slowly devoured by Gail Kim's butt.


(Looks at the lifeless body. Starts contemplating...)
Flair: No...
Batista: Why not? Trips did it...


After the match the real fight begun with the 'HHH is GOD" sign holder and the "Hail Orton" mark.

Fryza:

Just moments after Batista destroyed Flair, Hunter called him saying "Attack the guy with long hair", not "Attack the old guy Flair". Shoulda used Sprint Wireless Connection.

Quick1:

HHH Does an impression of his penis.

Always450:

Matt: I KILLED YOUR FATHER, AND I’LL KILL YOU TOO!
Kane: *gasp!* The Six Fingered Man!


Kane: Don’t worry Lita, I’ll be gentle.
Lita: Thank you.. this is my first time…
Kane: Really?
Lita: Yes, really….
Kane: In that case, let’s start… ya ready?
Lita: I think so…
Kane and Lita: Over, under, around and through, and that is how you tie your shoe!


“I never had your nose! It was just my thumb all along!”


SmackDOWN! [8-19-2004]
Always 450:

Teddy Long was too wrapped up in his game of pacman to concentrate on his promo.

gonMad00:

Kidman: London! To TNA, before they forget our pu--
Announcer: Your winner and new tag champs -Funaki and this rock!
Kidman: Blast!


Bradshaw: ..And that is why you don't try to imitate JR to his face.

Corkscrewed:

Kurt's excitement at finally pranking Eddie with a joy buzzer quickly faded when he realized he'd brought the fall-asleep buzzer instead.

Chuck Jones:

"Dudley Bowling" was a sucess. "Dudley Football" needed more work though.

PorkSoda:

Eddie was too enthusiasted about meeting Uncle Sam

[Corkscrewed]

RAW [8-23-2004]
Xero Limit 126:

Where will you be when your explosive diarrhea acts up?

Innovator:

Randy: Lets see, title belt, check...cocky persona, check...pants,...shit!


Hogan and Nash seem a bit different...


Ric: Comas ain't so bad, I slip in and out of comas all the ti............................

The Critic:

Flair: HEEEERE COMES THE GATOR!
Regal: Nooooooo!


Matt Hardy v.2 comes complete with Jet Pack Ass action.


Naptime...TO THE EXTREME!!

Nowhere Man:

NM: Man, is it just me, or does Chris Benoit look different tonight?
LC: That's not Benoit. That's Randy Orton.
NM: *shoves fingers in his ears* Yeah, I think Chris got a new haircut. Looks good on him.
LC: I'm serious. Randy Orton is the World Champion.
NM: LA-LA-LAAAAAA NOT LISTENING! Chris Benoit is still Champion! NOT LISTENING! LA-LA!


Ref: Hey, what's that in your ear?
Regal: Not right now, please.
Ref: Hold on....is that.....a QUARTER? TA-DAAAA!!!!!
Regal: ....God, I hate you.


Y'know, I wasn't too excited when I heard they were remaking Pac-Man with the DooM 3 engine, but now that I've seen the screenshot, I gotta say I'm impressed.

Always450:

Kane: Do you know the muffin man?
Lita: Yes, I know the pumpkin man.
Kane: No, the Muffin Man.
Lita: Oh, the crunchin’ man.
Kane: NO! The MUFFIN MAN!
Lita: Wow, fairy tales are hard.


Seconds later Jericho was Dqed for launching a photon-torpedo out of his ass.

Corkscrewed:

"Whaddya mean you bet on the U.S. over Lithuania????"


Neither Batista nor the ref could figure out how a game of Twister could have gone this wrong.


After this display of burnination, Trogdor knew he had nothing on Matt Hardy.

Cooler Tom Schuler:

The newly install mood ring displays its anger.


Ref: Whatcha gonna d-
Edge: You're not serious, are you?
Ref: Of course I...well...I...no, I guess not.

Mayo:

Crowd reactions were poor to the debut of the new Three Tenors stable.


Although Flair was in his 50's, he could still Flashdance with the best of them.


Lita: *to mirror* Congratulations on your wedding day! You look so pretty in that dress! Hey, wait a sec... you look awfully familiar. Mom, is that you? Oh my God, I've been sent 30 years back, like that movie 'Back to the Past'.


Lita: Officer, your gun is digging into my hip.
Kane: No you idiot, it's your gun that is digging into my hip- wait, you don't have a gun!


SmackDOWN! [8-26-2004]
The Critic:

The Hulk Hogan Impression Contest was off to a roaring start.

Corkscrewed:

There was hell to pay when Mace Windu finally got his hands on Darth Vader.


John: "HEIDENREICH!!!"
Josh: "Heinecken?"
John: "HEI-DEN-REICH!!!"
Josh: "Heinz Ketchup??"
John: "HEI!!! DEN!!! REICH!!!"
John: 'Haduken?"
John: "HEI!!! DEN!!! REICH!!!!"


Kidman: "Hey Chavo! You've been drinking lots of milk lately, right?"
Chavo: "Why do you ask?"
Kidman: "Oh no reason..."

Innovator:

JBL: Waddya mean I'm not over
Long: Sorry JBL, the crowd doesn't like you
JBL: BUT I DRANK BEER, WHAT MORE DO THEY WANT FROM ME?!


Orlando: Ok so I'm gonna attack the Undertaker first right?
JBL: Yes try to form a shield around me, Operation Human Shield Go!
Orlando:...you've ever heard of the Emancipation Proclamation?
JBL: No I don't listen to hip-hop

gonMad00:

Heidenreich: Where have you put Little Johnny?!
Josh: ....
Heidenreich: Answer me!
Josh: ...
Heidenreich: Answe-- FUCK! **runs to the back and hissy fits ensue**

Always450:

JBL: Do you have any idea how degrading that song “Springtime For Hitler” is? I mean, they’re taking a former world leader, and making fun of him! What did he ever do wrong!!!
Orlando: …
Teddy: …
JBL: What?


And now we see Kurt preform the newest move in the WWE, The Litatamer!

Xero Limit 126:

Carrier #1: EARTHQUAKE! **Shakes platform**
Carrier #2: Just stop it dude...

[Corkscrewed]

September

RAW [9-6-2004]
Kayfabeman:

Flair realized he had lost the 2004 Chest Chopping Competition when Rhyno took on the spirit of Tatanka....

Corkscrewed:

Flair takes a breather from laughing after convincing Rhyno that he is indeed a little tea pot, short and stout.


Nobody ever dared mess with Nidia again after she killed Trish with her patented "Explode Your Face Punch."

Funky Fly:

Nidia: Hey, you've got a piece of string on your face. Lemme get it for you.
Trish: No wait! That's from my nose jo... vlachhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!

Xero Limit 126:

Batista: Where are we!?
Flair: Oh no... I think... WE'RE IN MIDCARD HELL!
Batista: No... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Benoit: Very funny guys...


Christian (Mumbling): Make me change the fucking light bulb... I'll show them...

loopydate:

Rhyno finds out what it feels like to get glue...down there.


JINDRAK: Yes!
STAMBOLI: All right!
PALUMBO: Whoo-hoo!
O'HAIRE: Follow me, my brothers! Follow me...TO FREEDOM!


EDGE: ...and that's the last time I'll let Lita give me a foot massage.


Upon learning that the RAW Diva Search had been extended another week, wrestling fans committed the largest group projectile vomiting the world has ever seen.

gonMad00:

HHH: Aurora boriealus? In this hour of the day,in this part of the country, directly planted in your office?..
Bishoff: Um..yes..
HHH: May I see it???
Bishoff: ... um,..ok?

El Santo:

Bischoff: "And now, introducing your new ... WWE ... Inter-CON-tinental Champion ... this Inanimate Velvet Chair!"


You know, some people shouldn't even try biting into a habanero pepper.


Up next on Celebrity Deathmatch: Britney Spears vs. Janet Jackson!

Mayo:

HHH: Say Iron Maiden sucks again, and you'll be drinking your food through a straw.
Eric: The Iron skillet I got last week that was Maiden Taiwan really sucks.
HHH: You're testing my patience, little man.


Even after using visual aids, Christian still couldn't explain the concept of holding someone down to Tomko.

Always450:

Trish: You know Lita, I’ve gotta hand it to ya… no angle is better than yours.
Lita: Hey! I know you’re being sarcastic!
Trish: No, Lita, literally, no angle is better than your angle.
Lita: Oh, that’s nice…. Say, what angle are you in?
Trish: Me? I’m in no angle.


And after this tragic event, no wrestler was ever allowed to do the old “I got your nose” gag ever again.


Ref: You wanna tell him, Lillian?
Lillian: I don’t have the heart. He’s having too much fun.
Ref: Well he seriously thinks he’s a composer. He’s no longer playing composer.


SmackDOWN! [9-9-2004]
Corkscrewed:

Angle: "Look at me! I'm a hairy jungle monster! RRRROOARRRRR!!!!"
Eddie: "All right, back to Dr. Jho for you!"


Big Show: "Hey! Somebody gimme a Heineken!"
John: "The name... is... HEI!!! DEN!!! REICH!!!"
*throws a hissy fit*

El Santo:

Kenzo and Renee tryout for the role of Sugar Plum Fairy in the WWE production of "The Nutcracker Ballet."
Meanwhile, Paul London passes out when he buys a shirt that was four sizes too small.


Eddie may have reacted violently, but DAMMIT, he wasn't going to let another guy pull a Nazi salute to steal his push again!


Paul Wight returns to Smackdown as St. Big Show, Healer of the Blind.

Innovator:

Paul: Ah sweet canvas, how my shoulders have missed you


Spike: And now to remove this protective potato-head mask

Fryza:

Gotta love that WWE censorship. When they say 'Get the 'F' out', they mean to the crowd signs too.

loopydate:

It was bad enough that he'd been betrayed by his tag team partner, but the ring shaking from the dual French Ticklers was starting to make him nauseous.


BREANA: Look, honey, there's a sign in the crowd with our names on it!
TYLER: That's great, dear, but I'm more interested in who turned off gravity.


SHOW: Aaaaaaaaaave Mariiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiiiiia!


Unforgiven
gonMad00:

Jericho: Damn it,O'Haire! I need gold badly!!! PLEASSEEE!!
RKO: I killed him. Now give me that!
Jericho: He's not a legend!
RKO: ...I need credability again.

Mayo:

Jericho: He said to pull the cord after 10 seconds. How long has it been?
Christian: 30 seconds.
Jericho: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!

loopydate:

Triple H's coronation got off to an auspicious start with the ceremonial Canadian Sacrifice.

Corkscrewed:

History was made as Kane became the first wrestler ever to be caught in the glass trash compactor: Vince's permanent solution to those pesky midcarders.

El Santo:

God, it was bad enough he got back the Championship. Did he have to force Mr. Socko to give him a blowjob as well?


He may be involved in Raw's most tired storyline, but God, did Kane love his invisible Pod Racer!


Lita loved having her fingers licked.
Shawn loved the yellow powder that comes off of Cheetos.
It worked for both of 'em.


RAW [9-13-2004]
Transplant:

Mr McMahon: Mr Cake! YOUR FIRED!!
Triple H: But Vince, Im not Ho...
Mr McMahon: Your not gonna fool me this time, Mr America my ass.

gonMad00:

Signs that Batista has a cold.

Innovator:

God: Cmon Luc, how many times does he have to have the damn thing
Lucifer: Says here on his contract that he gets it another 20 times

El Santo:

Hunter's celebration was cut short when, sick and tired of his damn title reigns, an entire galaxy blindsides him from behind.


The night was made even more memorable when a flock of birds took a simultaneous dump.

Sascha:

Hey, this isn't the women's locker room....

[Corkscrewed]

SmackDOWN![9-16-2004]
Always450:

Gangrel: Can I have a job?
Vince: ……………………I guess so…………
Gangrel: SWEEEEEET!!!!

gonMad00:

Gangrel: (thinking) ...they think they know me..they think they know me..
Viscera: ..Hmm.. Where we REALLY on a mission..or was it a journey...??

Corkscrewed:

JBL was so pleased now that he had finally found a human shield... and WHAT A shield!

Xero Limit 126:

Show: What's this "take out Randy Orton" clause here?
Teddy: Ya know, playa... It's just that if you go to RAW and take away all of Randy Orton's credibility, you get a title shot!
Show: HOT DOG!... **Signs contract** You know, I really COULD go for a hot dog right about now...

Transplant:

Show: ...and I, Big Show, promise that will never again I....do I have to carry on?
Teddy: Yes.
Show: eat 4000 pounds of Seafood Sam's squid leg, even if it is an All-You-Can-Eat buffet or Vince McMahon is paying. I also apologize for eating other patrons plates, as it was uncalled for and the china gave me terrible indigestion.
Teddy: Thank You.

Savior:

"We hacked the forum!"

RAW! [9-20-2004]
Always450:

Ric: Keep that bastard away from me!
HHH: I’m trying, Naich, I’m trying!
RKO: YOU SONOFA BITCH! VINCE SCREWED BRET!!!!!


Lita: Ohmigod, Kane, you really loved me, didn’t you? You really wanted to start a family, and now because our baby was lost, you’re crying….
Kane: Thank you, *sniff*God! This angle is over! *Sob* This angle is over! THANK YOU GOD!!!! *sniff*

Gouda:

Eugene: Purple Monkey Dishwasher.
Vince: WHAT?! They shall all pay for this!


Kane: No! She's dead! I killed her! Not again!! Now HHH is going to have to have sex with HER too!

tucsonspeed6:

And now, for your entertainment: Lita botching Hide and Go Seek.
Kane: ...Twenty-Eight!......Twenty Nine!.....Thirty! Ready or not, here I come!

Corkscrewed:

This would prove to be the slowest Finger Poke of Doom in history, but nevertheless, 89 seconds later, the cameraman would be sprawled out on the ground grabbing his face.


SmackDOWN! [9-23-2004]
Corkscrewed

Booker Heidenrape impression, complete with assault and battery, garnered great heat with the fans.


Needless to say, Spike would never ride a sybian again.


Desperate to get into Theodore Long's good graces, Angle decided to try and shoot someone in the ass.


Big show was doing fine until the last baby he ate suddenly started to kick.

gonMad00:

Heidireich: ... And that's how I got banned from Poetry.com. Whattaya think?
Vince: Um, you just came in here and said " And that's how I got banned..". You didn't explain how or why.
Heidireich: ........Can I have some talent???

Xero Limit 126:

Rey: Oh yeah...
RVD: Are you... WTF!? ARE YOU FANTASIZING ABOUT ME!?
Rey: Oh yeah... OH YE... Wait, what?


Heidenreich: MARY had a little LAMB! Whose FLEECE was WHITE as SNOW! And EVERYWHERE that MARY...
Vince: John, that's not orignal...
Heidenreich: Not... ORIGNAL!!?!?!?!?! **Throws hissy fit** RAAAR!


Kurt pulls a Heidenreich...

Evolution:

You'd be shocked too if your penis donned a mask and came up to talk to you.

parkamania:

RVD: Don't worry, Rey. I shall avenge your death. Those terrorists won't make it out of the arena alive.
Mysterio: Don't you think you're taking this Van Dam thing too far?


Vince (to himself): This was a GREAT idea! I'm gonna make ALL my hoss's into poets so that they can have their lines written down on paper right in front of them!

Always450:

Taker: Vis… Why are you eating the chair?
Vis: Ric told me that there’s crème filling in it!
Taker:…
Vis:…
Taker: Carry on.


Even though Luther begged him not to, the twinkle in his eye said it all… Kurt was going to pee on the electric fence.

Sascha:

Much to Paul's dismay, Sean had started his period....

loopydate:

KENZO: That's Mysterio? Man, no wonda my promos made no sense!


Spike prepared for a top rope maneuver until that damned Imperial Sniper shot his dick off.


HEIDENREICH: "The rain in Spain falls main on the ground!"
VINCE: That's...very good.
HEIDENREICH: "I once knew a man from Nantucket. He was really nice!"
VINCE: I think I've heard all I...
HEIDENREICH: "Roses are red. Violets are kinda bluish-purple!"
VINCE: Get out, please.


Vince's idea of the "Midcarder Skeet Match" was a big hit with the boys.

WORLDLIFEMUTHA

CODE RED! CODE RED! Stone Cold Steve Austin has Attacked Again!!!


RAW [9-27-2004]
Xero Limit 126:

Dave: Stevie... What happened!?... Yeah... Yeah... THAT SON OF A BITCH!
Triple H: **Holds up belt then bolts**

El Santo:

The real reason Snitsky was brought in: to enfoce the new WWE conduct code that no one ever do the tired "Whassup" ever again.


Snitsky: "Oh God... there's a porn star on my leg! Get it off get it off get it off!"


Batista: "So... the 'ad infinitum' part in my contract mean ... what exactly?"
Flair: "Hey, check this out, Trips.... I'm going to give Dave one motherf****r of a wedgie!"

Gouda:

Snitsky: What? I'm choking Val Venis to death? That may be... But IT'S NOT MY FAULT. He's just at the wrong place at the wrong time.
Ref: He can't help it. It's called a match...
Snitsky: IT'S NOT MY FAULT DAMMIT!


Batista: By God... I have hands!

gonMad00:

"Whatchu talkin' 'bout, Willis?"

parkamania:

Christy: Don't pull a Janet... Don't pull a Janet...

Corkscrewed:

Val scored a 9.8 for flexibility and reaction time in the World Stylistic Shoe Biting Championships.


Blueshirt scored a 0.4.


On this day, Orton found out why they called him Ric "Sybian Foot" Flair.

[Corkscrewed]

SmackDOWN! [9-30-2004]
gonMad00:

Heidenreich: "Dear Mr. Heidenreich, this is a final notice. If you continue to use this service, we will be forced to actions of.." ..DAMN YOU, POETRY.COM!


Booker, with his new powers of moving glass ceilings, forgot it was daytime and that Gangrel and friends were around.

trnbuckle:

And as the John Cena vs. the television audience staring contest goes into its 40th hour, Cena begins to show signs of fatigue.

Corkscrewed:

"This is a poem... by HEIDENREICH!!!!

I am a loser WITH no skill.
And YET I am on TV STILL.
I BULLY cruisers WITHOUT remorse
I repeat MY name till MY throat is HOARSE.
I'm THE guy who did rape Michael COLE.
Yes I STUCK my cock into his ASS hole.
Now LISTEN TO ME! I gots LOTS to say.
I'm well AWARE I appear very GAY.
But don't FORGET, I've been on TV SINCE
My Little JOHNNIE got to pleasure VINCE!

HEIDENREICH!!!!"


Flair's antics finally crossed the line when he tricked Orlando Jordan into driving to Mississippi.


Shouldn't have left Lita in charge of lighting.

Gohan3k:

Triple H was here

parkamania:

Heidenreich: It's... not... my... fault.
Vince (backstage): DAMMIT! Who switched the script?


Bradshaw shows us the pose that got him over with Vince.


JBL: You're right, Taker! There ARE 3 letters visible above my hat! Now can we cut this Sesame Street crap?

Always450:

Brock: Homos!!!!
DDP: Don’t worry Brock, that’s not a bad thing. In fact, it’s a good thing!


Booker T knew he was fucked when Trogdor came to ambush him from the side.


Kidman: And that’ll be the last time you ever insult the complex nature of Homsar!

Xero Limit 126:

Kurt and Luther: WE ARE THE NATION... OF DOMINATION!
Jindrak (At the same time): EVOLUTION IS A MYSTERY!
Kurt (Looking at Mark): You see, this is what happens when you miss rehearsal...


(Jackie and Dawn moan)
Vince: What's going on in there!?
Jackie and Dawn: NOTHING!
Jackie: We're uh... Doing homework... Yeah...
Vince: Oh, carry on...


Josh: Bradshaw, is it true? Are the allegations true?
Bradshaw: I... Did not have... Sexual relations... With that Nazi...

MVP:

Desperate to gain ratings, WWE tried having the Undertaker revive the Four Horsemen.

Innovator:

Orlando needed work on his "how many KKK members does it take to screw in a light bulb" joke

loopydate:

WACKY ANNOUNCER: If you thought "Dudley Bowling" was fun...
ANGLE: Oh, shit...


JBL: Now can you dig that? Nig--(Doooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooo...)


Instantly, OJ regretted asking JBL "Where the white women at?"


The National Terror Alert was raised to "Big Show's Eyes" this week.

[Corkscrewed]

JULY'S MOST POPULAR CAPTIONS:
Savior:

JBL: Where'd those nigg*rs go?

Corkscrewed:

Kane should have known better than to trust Lita with the redesign of his mask.

Transplant:

JBL: who's a boo? who's a booboojooboo?
Baby: Im Not Telling You Anything You..
JBL: WHA?

Nowhere Man:

Rey really would have liked to finish the match, but unfortunately, the rest of the Justice League was calling for him.


AUGUST'S MOST POPULAR CAPTIONS:
Innovator:

Orlando: Ok so I'm gonna attack the Undertaker first right?
JBL: Yes try to form a shield around me, Operation Human Shield Go!
Orlando:...you've ever heard of the Emancipation Proclamation?
JBL: No I don't listen to hip-hop

loopydate:

LITA: Why! Won't! You! Tap! Out! Dammit!
KURT ANGLE: (watching at home) Now, that's just sad...

Mayo:

Kane: Go back to Hollywood, we don't need you around here!
Maven: But I'm not him!
Kane: LIES! Who's walking tall now?
Maven: NOOOOOOOOOOO

Xero Limit 126:

Where will you be when your explosive diarrhea acts up?


SEPTEMBER'S MOST POPULAR CAPTIONS:

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[Corkscrewed]

Updated through RAW.

Now, there's a 24 image limit on the forums that finally decided to enforce itself when Triple A updated the board recently. So for now, the rest of the pics will have to stay partially coded (rather than completely, since that would actually produce an image) until he raises the limit.

Please join me in lobbying to raise the limit to 100, as it would let me put as much images as I need and this whole Caption Archive thing to work. If not, this thread is almost as good as dead.

Go to the forum suggestions thread and voice your support. 24 pics is way too little for captioning.

Thank you.

[Mayo]

Originally Posted by Corkscrewed Updated through RAW. Now, there's a 24 image limit on the forums that finally decided to enforce itself when Triple A updated the board recently. So for now, the rest of the pics will have to stay partially coded (rather than completely, since that would actually produce an image) until he raises the limit. Please join me in lobbying to raise the limit to 100, as it would let me put as much images as I need and this whole Caption Archive thing to work. If not, this thread is almost as good as dead. Go to the forum suggestions thread and voice your support. 24 pics is way too little for captioning. Thank you.

I gave my support in the thread you made in forum suggestions. Great work on all the captioning stuff Corky, you rock

[Savio]

I can't see half of them

[Mayo]

Savior, re-read Corky's last post, it'll help you out.

[Savio]

Read it!?!?!? fine

[PorkSoda]

Just a question, Corkscrewed, do you decide on whos captions are funny and do you put the good ones here? If so, who decides on your captions? Theres so many of yours - that are hilarious - that are there. Just wondering

[Savio]

asphyXy: "Hello. I am the hottest woman alive."

Funny?

[Corkscrewed]

PorkSoda: I would definitely appreciate help on my own through, say, replies to the RAW and SD! caption threads themselves? *hint hint* Usually I just got by which ones I personally like.

Savior: Not necessarily funny, but I liked it. Basically because it is so damn true.

[Corkscrewed]

Updated through this past Monday's RAW.

Just to let you know, due to the image limit, I'll have to be a little pickier than in the past, so that would explain the fewer captions.

[Corkscrewed]

Updated through last RAW.

This month has been kind of a drag...

[loopydate]

Originally Posted by Corkscrewed Updated through last RAW. This month has been kind of a drag...

Prolly 'cause I haven't done many captions.

[Corkscrewed]

Prolly. We still have yet to have a repeat CotM winner... or even a 2 time CotM winner for that matter I believe.

[loopydate]

I believe you're right.

[Corkscrewed]

Updated through this past Monday, the 2nd.

Vote for July Caption of the Month
http://www.tpww.net/forums/showthrea...d=1#post502126

[Quick1]

what are the canidates so far?