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#121 |
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&![]() present ![]() main event ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Last edited by James Steele; 12-28-2006 at 05:11 PM. |
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#122 |
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I am the cheese
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Well done.
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:foc:
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ROFL @ Naitch
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Its amazing what you can do in paint.
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I am the cheese
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A promo by Destor.
![]() *DestNorton comes out to the ring* Canadian Crippla. At the One Night Stand your going down. ![]() IN MORE WAYS THAN ONE! *DestNorton leaves the ring*
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#129 |
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He's waiting for me to do a CBright-esque spazz out.
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RAPTURE READY.
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I believe in Joe Hendry
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I don't know the first thing about captioning.
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Put a picture of a wrestler. Then under it, put a sentence of something you wish to say.
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#133 |
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C-Fed FAQ: http://tpww.net/forums/showthread.php?t=42863
This isn't meant to be as in-depth and artsy as the previous c-feds. |
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#134 |
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The show will be up a couple of days after New Years.
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Hello
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#136 |
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Add CanadianCrippla vs. DestNorton in a loser sucks the winner's dick match.
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#138 |
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Ok. I should probably cut some promos when I'm not too lazy to get the pics.
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R.I.P Tanner
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Terminator Daddy!
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**HamNreich!**HamNreich!**HamNreich!**HamNreich!**
![]() **HamNreich!**HamNreich!**HamNreich!**HamNreich!** ![]() "What the hell is HamNreich doing here?" ![]() "You can say that again Joey Styles!" ![]() "I bet I can find me a friend here in ECW. Who wants to hear one of my Disasterpieces?" ![]() "This ECW crowd wants NOTHING to do with poetry!" ![]() "You can say that again Joey Styles!" ![]() "Alright, hold on let me get it. This will get me a friend for sure." (Clears throat) "HamNreich is here tonight in ECW, To bang underage tang in the back of my BMW. My lust for Girl Scouts was too 'Extreme' for WWE, So they kicked my ass and fired me. I heard there's no rules in ECW, So bring on the girl and let me shoot my goo!" ![]() (Crowd is a mixed reaction as the girl enters the ring.) ![]() "From the sounds of it, there's a few sick people here tonight in ECW." ![]() "You can say that again Joey Styles!" **CUE METALLICA** ![]() ![]() "EXIT LIGHT, ENTER NIGHT....TAKE MY HAND...." ![]() "WE'RE OFF TO NEVER NEVER LAND!" ![]() **SANDMAN CANES THE SHIT OUT OF HAMNREICH** ![]() "OH MY GOD!! The Sandman DOES NOT like pedophiles Tazz!" ![]() "You can say that again Joey Styles!" ![]() Joey Styles: "The chapter on HamNreich is CLOSED...." ![]() Joey Styles: "....and the bar is OPEN!" (Long delay as Joey looks over at Tazz waiting..........) Joey Styles: ".........I said, the bar is OPEN!" ![]() "What? I don't have to say that everytime." ![]() "That's why he's the best Color Man in the business folks!" Last edited by Arnold HamNegger; 12-29-2006 at 05:54 PM. |
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#141 |
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ROFL, that should have been SuperSlim's character.
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Hello
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lol
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Spammy Certified
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![]() Punk: My tattoos are DECLARATIONS not DECORATIONS and in a few minutes I'll be DEFECATING. |
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Less Talk, More Rokk!
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CanadianCrippla is seen backstage, until an official shows up, to let him know he is perma-banned from even the backstage area.
![]() He seems down, as he picks up his dead plant, as the only procession he has, in his cock roach infested locker room.. Helmsphere: Stop the whining, you aren't down yet. CanadianCrippla: Who The Hell are you? Helmsphere: Who I am, doesn't need to concern you, but I'm here to turn your career around.. CanadianCrippla: That's Great, Because I'm not that bad of an poster Helmsphere: Shut Up, Yes You are CanadianCrippla: ![]() Helmsphere: You let small little asians take your spot in this land of the extreme, when you yourself, consider yourself extreme... CanadianCrippla: What should I do? Helmsphere gives an evil laugh ![]() Helmsphere: Go, Barge into the Naitch Church, and call his regelion, nothing but a farse, and demend he suck your cock, to prove how great you are... CanadianCrippla: That's good, because I love the Cock. CanadianCrippla, Goes and rushes off to do what Helmsphere tell him to do, as Destor comes into view.. ![]() Destor: He's going to go get himself killed.. Helmsphere: You're Not Telling me, Anything, I don't already know. |
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#145 |
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Way to make me look like a bitch and a faggot.
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Less Talk, More Rokk!
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#147 |
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Less Talk, More Rokk!
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![]() MariaHey, Everyone, I'm Maria, and I'm here with the first man in ECW, to catch an STD, whatever that means...He is Aids, Nick Mondo MariaWhy are you covered in blood? AIDSBecause, I just got done getting laid, and didn't bother to tell the girl i was sleeping with, I had an sexually trasmitted disease...Stupid Whore, ended up busting me open with an Tampon!!! MariaWhat's An Sexually Tr...whatever that word is? AIDSIt's an....wait, you don't know? Maria, why don't you follow me to my locker room, and I'll show you. MariaI dunno, are they fun AIDSIt will be the most fun, you're ever have in 30 seconds... AIDS Nick Mondo, head to his locker room with Maria.. AIDS Nick Mondo....Causing Virginal Discharge since 2004. |
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#149 |
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lol I'm loving all these characters
I thought James was gonna post the show on New Years. Anyways, it should be up soon. |
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#150 |
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AROUND NEW YEARS
I have been shitfaced for 48 hours. I'll post it sometime. |
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#151 |
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Also, if anybody would like to write the matches and PM them to me...
That'd be awesome. |
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#152 |
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RAPTURE READY.
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![]() EXTREME Hogan: So, you are the biggest ECW Mutant out there... ![]() ECW Mutant: That's right. And I think that the new ECW is a crock. I mean c'mon, there are only 2 ECW originals on the PPV, and that's the Dudley Boys. ![]() EXTREME Hogan: I'm extreme. I invented the concept of extreme. Me and Paul heyman go way back ![]() ECW Mutant: .... ![]() EXTREME Hogan: Let me tell you something brother. The ECW of the past is nothing compared the the new breed of extreme. Just look at these ECW DIEHARDS: ![]() Orlando Jordan: Hogan all the way, baby! ![]() ECW Mutant: .... ![]() EXTREME Hogan: Now check this other EXTREME DIEHARD: ![]() ![]() ECW Mutant: .... ![]() EXTREME Hogan: Now here are some classic ECW FAITHFUL. And by the looks of it, these two have been LONGTIME ECW fans. And if you look closely, they white-out RVD and Sabu's names and replace it with a more EXTREME look. They even have a few words to say... ![]() Name: Jenna and Brandon At: 10/03/06 ECW Show, Wichita, Kans. ECW Shows attended: first one Years as being an ECW fan: Jenna:I don't know… I just started about a year ago, maybe Brandon: Same here Favorite Extremist: Jenna: EXTREME Hogan Brandon: Same here Favorite/most memorable ECW moment: Jenna: When EXTREME Hogan rips his shirt Brandon: Same here ![]() EXTREME Hogan: The people have spoken... ![]() ECW Mutant: I'm outta here... EXTREME Hogan: Later dude. Last edited by The Naitch; 01-02-2007 at 03:40 AM. |
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I'm all there is
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lol
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Over Like Rover
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![]() Styles: Right now ladies and gentleman, we are gonna show you some footage that was shot earlier today... ![]() Tazz: Did somebody eat my sandwich? Styles: ... Roll the footageEARLIER TODAY ![]() Triple H: ...and then she was all like 'Paul, that's sick. We're not fucking while you pretend to be my Dad". And I'm like "Hey c'mon, babe, you kno..." Hey, are you recording? Voice: Yeah. Triple H: Oh shit. Okay... ![]() Triple H: Right now, I am on my way to meet some of the most brutal brothers in the history of...uh...brothers. For years they have been abusing people, showing up where they are not wanted, making people's lives...uncomfortable. ![]() Triple H: Why am I doing this you ask? Well you see, at One Night Stand 3, myself and...Jake Roberts ...face off against oneof the most fearsome combination of brothers the world has ever seen. Slicker than the Jacksons, less sane than the Arquettes and more dangerous than Ted and King Kong Bundy, we have to go up against...the Dudley Boyz. Now I'm here to prepare, to gain an insight, to get 'inside knowledge' on just how a sibling team works. What makes them tick, what makes them fall apart and what makes their blood boil. And then, I'm gonna kick their asses. EXTREME. ![]() Styles: Wrestling fans, that was recorded earlier on this afternoon. I'm happy to say that we can now go live to an 'unknown destination', on a rooftop in downtown Extremeville. ![]() Tazz: Macho, macho man, I want to be a macho maaaann Styles: ![]() ![]() Triple H: Here I am at the rendezvous point. I can't tell you where we are because this is a live broadcast. If I let it be known where we are right now, hundreds...no, thousands would descend upon this building, catch an elevator right up here to the roof and down these brutal animals. ![]() Triple H: Hold on...I think they've arrived. Nobody can mistake the noise when these guys approach... I'm right. It's them. May I introduce to you, 3 of the most dangerous brothers in the history of the worldddd... THE HANSON BROTHERS!! ![]() Styles: ??![]() Styles: I just don't know what to say anymore Triple H: See, these guys are so EXTREME, one of them throws the nazi salute instead of waving everywhere he goes ![]() **Watching on his 19 feet high Plasma ToVoTron 200 miles away in his very own platinum plated wrestling ring, inside his $270m odd weekend here and there mansion complete with maid Jessica Alba and self cleaning carpets...** ![]() Nash: Are you fucking kidding me? BACK ON THE ROOFTOP ![]() Triple H: Now you guys are some of the best. You have enemies all over, you have destroyed lives, you are almost...unkillable. What's your secret? ![]() Hanson: Erm...? ![]() Styles: My god! Triple H just attacked Hanson! ![]() Styles: Extreme Pedigree!! Wait a minute...no...don't do it! Triple H: MMMbop this! ![]() Styles: OH MY GODDD! Triple H just killed Hanson!! ![]() Triple H: :foc: Last edited by CSL; 01-03-2007 at 05:33 PM. |
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#155 |
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RAPTURE READY.
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lol
lol at Tazz |
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I'm all there is
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ECW Hecklers
Live From Texas
![]() ![]() ![]() Taker: I'm here tonight to give a special shout out to all the boys in Iraq fighting for our Freedom. Good job killing Sadam and video taping it guys. Someone in the crowd starts talking over Undertaker trying to hit on a chick ![]() ![]() And.........Hey come on Scott, sit down. ![]() ![]() Taker: Like I was saying, we at ECW love you guys and support everything you're doing. ![]() ![]() Hall: Hey, we love them too. I swear to god. ![]() Taker: For all the men and women who lost thier lives this past year, I would like to have a moment of silence ![]() Hall: Hey man, time to pray Moment of Silence Begins ![]() ![]() ![]() Tovo Nash: Go Bears!!!!!!!! ![]() ![]() Nash: You hear about that Denver player who was killed in a drive by? Hall: Yo, I was there. ![]() Nash starts signing autographs for the fans ![]() ![]() ![]() Taker: Thank you. That was great. I am so honored to be an American in this day and age ![]() Nash: BOOOOO, You Suck Taker. I Beat you back in the 90's. ![]() Taker: Hey come on, chill. We're live dude. ![]() Alright, what the fuck? That's it, I'm done ![]() ![]() Hall: Hey, don't blame us.
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1-0 TPWW Chess Master
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Fucking hott
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Spammy Certified
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Boss
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![]() Tovo Nash: So I don't know about you, but this show has kind of sucked the hairy cup of balls. Other Guy: I don't know dude, I'm kindda high right now... Tovo Nash: Shit man, you look more out of it than Hall does...you ok? High Guy Vision ![]() Other Guy: There's like four of you and stuff... Tovo Nash: Right well I'm gonna go to the ring. ![]() Tovo Nash: WOK, so we've been over the fact that I am like 20 million times the EXTREME that Hogan is, but let me so you all something. ![]() Tovo Nash: That's right. even my hair is better than Hogan's. Well Hogan doesn't really have hair, but still, mine is better. And if Paul Heyman showed us anything, hair makes someone EXTREME! ![]() Tovo Nash: Now where's Hall? Where's ImPACabale? ![]() Hall: Hey Yo... ImPACable: Yeah, "Yo"... ![]() Tovo Nash: Yeah we're all gangstar mother fuckers. We'll fuckin rape ya! ![]() ImPACable: I stick these three fingers in Chyna, then I shove em up yo ass! ![]() Hall: Oh fuck! I'm gonna huarl! Tovo Nash: LOL! ![]() Tovo Nash: The point is, we're gonna fuckin own your ass...then I'm gonna rape rape it.
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RAPTURE READY.
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EXTREME Hogan: So last night, this one punk came by the house to talk to Brooke. And what did I do? I gave him an EXTREME clothesline, I picked him up for an EXTREME bodyslam, and finished him off with an EXTREME leg drop. Brooke started crying and all that jazz, and the boy tried to get outta there, but I didn't stop there, brothers. I got in my car and followed him and I started tailgatting him and bumped him a few times you know to scare him, and then we got on the bridge. I bumped him so hard, his car went out of control and he went over the bridge into the EXTREMEly cold freezing water. But hey, gotta keep Brooke safe from all those predators. Bischoff: Now THAT is EXTREME. Ladies, you're looking at the next ECW Champion Dennis Rodman: I can't believe I was a drag queen The One Version One NASH! ![]() *Out comes ToVo Nash* ToVo: All is good baby, all is good. Because last night, I ran over Blitz' dog. The only thing I gotta worry about now is the HELL IN A CELL match with EXTREME HoganI AM A REAL EXTREEEEMIST, fight for the rights of everyman I AM A REAL EXTREEEEMIST, fight for what's right..FIGHT FOR YOUR LIFE!!!!! When it comes crashing down and it's EXTREME inside ya gotta take a stand it ain't EXTREME to hide Well you hurt you my friends and you hurt my pride you gotta be EXTREME, I won't let it slide! ![]() ToVo: BOO HOGAN! EXTREME Hogan: Oh boo yourself ![]() EXTREME Hogan: HoMo Nash ![]() ToVo: BOO HOGAN! ![]() EXTREME Hogan: Let me tell you something my EXTREME brothers... ![]() ToVo: DONKEY! ![]() EXTREME Hogan: Now before I was so rudely interupted.. ![]() Hall: MORE BEER! ToVo: ![]() FUCK YOU HALL!!!!!! ![]() Hall: Yeah, fuck me! ![]() Hall: Oh crap ToVo: I'm outta here... *EXTREME Hogan throws Hall into the ring* ![]() ![]() *Back in the lockeroom* ToVo: $20 Crackhead: k, pull down your pants ToVo: let's make this quick Last edited by The Naitch; 01-04-2007 at 04:59 AM. |
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