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Old 08-18-2004, 01:13 AM   #161
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Been busy with work and transition back to school, so I'll update the two weeks of stuff tomorrow hopefully.
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Old 08-31-2004, 01:12 AM   #162
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I noticed How youy didn't put my caption in your sig for caption of the month!? :foc:

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Old 09-03-2004, 08:15 AM   #163
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Updated through August. I guess they're not gonna put last monday's RAW pics up, so those won't be included.
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Old 10-01-2004, 04:01 AM   #164
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Damn, that took like two hours!

Updated through Monday, Sept. 27.

Not too many good ones... if anyone sees any CotM nominees FROM THE ARCHIVED CAPTIONS ABOVE, go ahead and list them, especially for those who don't have any blue captions right now.
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Old 10-01-2004, 03:06 PM   #165
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That "Code Red" one from last week's SD isn't mine.
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Old 10-01-2004, 04:00 PM   #166
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Old 10-01-2004, 04:03 PM   #167
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Old 10-01-2004, 04:07 PM   #168
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Old 10-02-2004, 11:25 PM   #170
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After a month hiatus from captions, it is great to be nominated. Because of this, for you the voting public, I have written you all a poem. It is called ..."gonMAD" in hiaku form (probably)... Enjoy!

Anger, Madness, Jobbing,

Nomination awesome, hate green hosses,

thanks to Corky, funny caps man as well,

Naruto great, Simpsons references ...

HEI ... DEN... REICH! ...I mean, gonMad!

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October

RAW [10-4-2004]
Xero Limit 126:

Triple H (Rapping): Yeah... Yeah... We are the men in black!


Belty: Who the FUCK are you!?


Rosie's attire shows us which way Hurricane will be going... Down, and a little to the left...

Splaya:

HHH could not help but laugh at the "I'm HHH's bitch" sign on the back of Ric Flair


Snitsky: My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
Kane: What the hell is up with people doing this


Orton was pissed as hell when Flair had security come out to take him away, and then he was confused as hell when he saw the Road Dogg Jesse James lying on the rampway

Porksoda:

Christian takes after Mike Tyson: If ya cant beat em, eat em.

gonMad00:

Christy/Eugene (thinking): RRRRHHHHHYYYNOOOO!!!
Eugene (thinking): ...Wait! ..Nevermind... hehe..


Signs Molly has a fetish.

Corkscrewed:

Lita: "Something's missing."
Todd: "Missing?"
Lita: "In the bedroom."
Todd: "In the WHERE?!"
Lita: ...
Todd: ...
Lita: ...
Todd: "Isn't the Trojan Man suppose to gallop in?"
Lita: "I dunno. I gave him directions to this place last week..."


Pipe: "Hey, you were supposed to mail me to the North Koreans last week! Now when are they gonna get their uranium?"
Snitsky: "It's NOT MY FAULT!!!"


Not satisfied with invisible crucifixion, Triple H resorts to scalping.


Christy: "So where's the other FF X-2 chick?"
Carmella: "I dunno. She found out the only way her heart will go."


Everyone: "What do you mean, 'Rigged?'"

Transplant:

Pipe: Your chicken crapped in my yard.
Snitsky: I told you, ITS NOT MY FOWEL!!


Randy: OK, so who ordered the jelly doughnuts?

tucsonspeed6:

Gene: It's.....Not.....My......Fff--. Dammit, why'd they write my lines so small on this thing?!?"

impact player:

what will your face look like when you realise your penis is a lead pipe

Innovator:

Nancy Kerrigan: WHY?! WHY ME!?
Gene: ITS NOT MY FAULT!

loopydate:

First Cat Stevens, now Randy Orton. You'd think Homeland Security would have something better to do with themselves.


SmackDOWN! [10-7-2004]
Corkscrewed:

"Ahahaha! Yup, you got me. I'm really Kurt Angle under a giant wig. Hahahaha."

Aussie_Skier:

Rey: "619!"
Rene: "You idiot, your meant to kick me in the head"
Rey: "But I a....oh right, wrong head!"

El Santo:

Rene: "Not a stickler for a tickler, eh, mon amis?"
Rey: "Nope, not a tickler stickler."

Big Vito 22:

Scary Spice makes her WWE debut.

Mayo:

Joey Radd's didn't react well after he seeing his penis all over the internet.

M-A-G:

Rey takes a breath of fresh air after escaping from the belly of Rene Dupree.

impact player:

everyone had heard the rumors, but you still cant help to be shocked when you see renee dupree's large french fry wearing a mask


RAW [10-11-2004]
Xero Limit 126:

Vince: ... So this is where I will be when my explosive diarrhea acts up...


Kane loved watching his Male Breast Feeding with Gene Snitsky DVD...


Edge: HA! DOUBLE you can't see me!

gonMad00:

Medic: People, does he have a name?
Crowd: Umm... I dunno.. never seen him before.. I think he's new..
A fan from crowd: ...WITCH! HE'S A WITCH! BURN HIM!
Crowd: BURN HIM!!
Test: Phew.. glad I didn't go out there..


After a night with Heidenreich, you'll never feel the same again!

Gouda:

Snitsky: WTF Kane! I'm busy breastfeeding my baby! Whachu lookin' at?
Kane: It's not my f-
Snitsky: HEY!

Corkscrewed:

Lawler: "'Brock Lesnar to return with Ultimate Warrior gimmick; Also, hot pics of Stephanie in the shower! Turn to Page 5.' Huh."


Eugene: "Hey... girl hugging my waist... lower."

Jorgha:

Trish shows poor sportsmanship after loosing the Hokey Pokey championship.


Thinking you're Triple H, just another side effect of hunger. Grab a Snickers.


Kane, like most cows, learned to sleep standing up.

Apprentice:

Kane had another reason to be mad when he cut his head after watching Snitsky's "How to cut your own hair" video.

Fryza:

And the first ever 'Touch Your Balls' Iron-Man competition is off to a great start!


addy2hotty:

Michaels - 'I told you we'd catch something over here in England'


Jericho ran head first into the new 'Rocky-like' Batista statue being proudly unveiled in the ring


Yes, it's true. English girls will do anything for money.

El Santo:

No one was more surprised than Kane when Rosey suddenly shot a white-hot fireball out his ass.
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Taboo Tuesday
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There was hell to pay when Austin's old girlfriends found him and got their revenge, forcing him into a thong and a tutu.


She may have won the title, but Trish wasn't sure of the "being tied to a leash and treated like a bitch" first prize that Vince had set out.


Kane: "GAHHH!!! MY STOMACH!!!"
Gene: "Well, that's your problem, Glenn. Your intestines are made of chains."


Flair wasn't too impressed with Orton's T-Rex impression.

Xero Limit 126:

Steve Austin didn't think this was his ideal comeback match...


Victoria: **PUSH** TIMMMBERRRRR!
Molly and Trish: STOP THAT!


Victoria didn't exactly have Taker's "flip-over-ropes" move down...


Triple H: Help me God! Help me defeat...
God: Shut up Hunter...

addy2hotty:

The two fans were later ejected for throwing a couple of midcarder's in the ring


The Dentist In A Cage match was a raging success

Innovator:

Hottest. 619. Ever


Triple H: God?
God: Wrong guy Hunter!
Buddha: It's ok...I'm used to it

Jonster:

Bischoff (singing): Heads, Shoulders, Knees and Toes, Knees and Toes.

PorkSoda:

Bishoff: LITA HAS TO CUT MY HAIR?!?!?!?!?!


Orton was told not to go inside and pet the gorilla, now look what happened.

Always450:

What a naughty boy, that Harry Potter! Taking advantage of his cloak of invisibility like that!


We all know that Nick Dinsmore is a talented wrestler, but when he was told that he could have carried WCW’s excess baggage, he took it a little to literally…


HHH: Hey Shawn, I can do The People’s Elbow better than The Rock, can’t I?
HBK: Yes Indeed!!!!! You, sir, are the man! Please don’t send me to midcard hell! You rule the ring, Hunter!


Eric knew he was going to be sorry when he argued that Pat Patterson was the best IC champion ever.


And at this point Mark Henry thanks Dean Simon for helping him get in shape to win the title!


SmackDOWN! [10-14-2004]
Xero Limit 126:

John: You are getting very sleepy...
Paul: I am getting very sleepy...
John: When I snap my fingers, you will give RVD a push or be fired...
Paul: When you snap your fingers, I will give RVD a push or be fired...
John: **Snap** So Paul, how do you feel?
Paul: I feel the strange urge to be fired because I feel something is impossible...


(Seconds later)
Luther: Oh yeah... OH YEAH! DO IT TO ME BABY!
Kurt: YEAH BITCH! SWALLOW!
Eddie: Muh ma muh muf...
Mark: Yeah bitch, eat that cupcake!


Kurt: Wait! Wait! I DIDN'T do it! I didn't shoot Bambi!
Big Show: YES YOU DID YOU MONSTER!!!!!

Superslim:

Billy: Oh no. You caught it. You caught the Kevin Nash syndrome.

gonMad00:

Angle: Hey, a glass ceiling.. didn't know it was day already..
Gangrel/Viscera: NOOOOO!!! **burns up, KABOOMS! **

Corkscrewed:

Haas: "AGH! My knee!!!"
Kidman: "Not again! DAMN YOU TANYA HARDING!!!"


Carlito: "Tsk tsk tsk. Shouldn't have said Nancy Kerrigan was better."


Rey might be overcompensating a bit for his no-pubes complex.


SmackDOWN! [10-21-2004]
Always450:

Torri: If elected president of the United States Of America, I will do my acceptance speech topless!
Carltio: She has my vote.


That would be the last time that Rico glued a wig on Kurt.


Long: Wow Mark Henry! You really lost a lot of weight after going on the Simon System!
Booker:Are you even listening to me! I am not Mar---
Long: How would you like a title shot, Mark Henry?
Booker: I’ll teach JBL why I’m the world’s strongest man!


Mark: And then he told me to go fuck myself for using insider terms!
Eddie: That’s how Flair responded to you introducing yourself?


Heyman: You think Blacks have it bad? What about the Jews!?!?! Oh, so your people picked cotton. Well my people built the pyramids!!!!
Long: Must… Control… Fist…. Of…. Rage….
Heyman: Your people had a war to stop slavery! What did MY people have?


Vince: This isn’t want I meant when I told Booker T to carry JBL in the match!
Random Backstage Guy: But Mr. McMahon, ratings are on the rise!
Vince: This is exactly what I meant when I told Booker T to carry JBL in the march!

Xero Limit 126:

Torrie: And then he stuck his (BEEEP) in my (BEEEEP) and we (BEEEP)ed all night long!
(Carlito stops mid-chew and drops some apple out of his mouth...)
Carlito: Now THAT'S cool...

Jonster:

"So that's where Little Johnny's got to..."

Savior:

"You want me to join the Black Panthers?"

gonMad00:

Teddy: Stop doing your Peter as Jabba the Hutt impression!
CCC: Bodabodo solo Nipple pinchy.


They came together to attempt to form a vase. Instead, they got a lamp.


Heidenreich: Now, do you remember the first thing I told you, Gary..so, do it! oooOOh! Ok, I can trust you now.
PorkSoda:

Stumbling through the museum of fine arts, CCC discovers a statue of Dr. Ruth giving the young girls a look at how they should enhance their sex lives.
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RAW [10-25-2004]

PWN'ED!

gonMad00:

Ref: Wow... I've got to do that to my wife sometime.


M. Bison (in crowd): Ah, my move was better!
Orton: ...Father???

Corkscrewed:

Christian displays his best Southerner impression.


Here you see how Hunter traps midcarders to feed to his lions.

Krypton Knight:

Introducing our newest product, The Fly Hunter 5000! Now with chair swatting action!

SammyG:

It appears Christian has not been introduced to Right Guard

Xero Limit 126:

Triple H: No... I'll give you anything...
Randy: ANYTHING?
Triple H: ANYTHING!
Benoit: I want a 1 year title run follwed by 10 years in the main event.
Triple H: Done...
Randy: I want you out of the main event forever...
Triple H: Done... Now can I have the tape back?
Randy: What tape?
Triple H: .............. SHIT!


Hogan: That's right Vince! She can be all yours if I get one more run!
Vince: Mmmmm... DONE!
Brooke: BUT... BUT DAD!
Hogan: It's okay hon, it'll all work out in the end!
Vince: C'mon hon, I want to start NOW!
(Vince starts to drag Brooke off)
Brooke: DAAAAAAAAAAD!!!
Hogan: Have fun!


SmackDOWN! [10-28-2004]
Xero Limit 126:

Kevin Nash (At home): Zzzzap!
Eddie: OH MY LEG! I THINK MY QUAD IS TORN!
Triple H (With Nash): ... And so it begins...


Dawn: I have 3! Do I have 4? 4! Do I have... 6!? Okay! I will now attempt to suck SIX at once!
Torrie: ... Shit...

Innovator:

Orlando: Sir, Human Shield failed...

Corkscrewed:

Rey's childhood regression illness quickly reached serious heights when he tried to simulate his own birth with Kurt Angle.


Peter Pan: "Fuck! Now I DO want to grow up!!"

ColdwaVer:

Al Snow: Unfortunately, due to Vince's interperetation of the Diva search ratings, you're all going to put on bikinis and roll around in jello.

Transplant:

..."You're right, I should have carried the 2"
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November

SmackDOWN! [11-4-2004]
Drakul:

Heidenrich debuts his new gimmick..The Underraper

Innovator:

Black guy: *ding*
Guy in the middle: *ding*
Shockey look a like: ......DING

loopydate:

KURT: You call that a vase?!? I should kick your ass!

Xero Limit 126:

The penis size contest was off to a great start... Atleast until a drunk Al Snow wandered in...

PorkSoda:

Guy: (reading) Triple H was here....what the...??

Corkscrewed:

Heidenreich: "WATCH ME USE MY TONGUE!!!! LAAAAA!!!!"
Haas: "Oh no, please don't let--hey, it really IS a little Johnny..."


RAW [11-8-2004]
Corkscrewed:

Maria: "Wow! A symmetrical vase!"


Benoit: "Give.. me.. back.. my FURBY!!!!"

Transplant:

Tomko: Oh Shit, the Iraqis are attacking from the sky....Operation Human Shield GO!


Snitsky: So I found this baby on the front step of my house one day. So I nursed it as my own. The only weird thing is that whenever I ask him if he wants a nappy change or a warm bottle of milk, it always replies with "Im not telling you anything you dont already know"


Trips: I told you, microphone beats everything.
Snitsky: Even Paper?

impact player:

urge to kill rising

Xero Limit 126:

Batista does his best Kirby impression, and it was working! He was starting to suck Randy's face off!

gonMad00:

Tomko: Well, hey there, little guy! Looks like you fell out your cage. Go back in now.. **places Benj back in O'Haire's cage** Good boy. RING'S FOR BIG PEOPLE.


Note to Trish: Never touch Rhyno's stuff.

Always450:

The new public breast feeding champion.


Gene: I’ve punted more babies than you!
HHH: I’ve held down more people than you.
Gene:…touché…..


Batista: So Trips, what are you going to do with your week of owning Raw?
Triple H: Oh, it’s going to be an awesome face turn!
Batista: How the hell can someone like you pull a face turn?
Triple H: Well, first I’m going to trade Steven Richards for Hardcore Holly under the stipulation that Richards gets a US title run.
Batista: You’re going to need a lot more to turn face.
Triple H: Then I’m going to fire Holly.
Batisa: That’ll get it done.


Benoit: Hey Edge remember when you said it would be a cold day in hell when the Sox win the world series?
Edge: Yeah.
Benoit: And remember when you said it would be a cold day in hell when I could have sex with your wife?


SmackDOWN! [11-11-2004]
gonMad00:

Ref: WOW! A Lionsault by Mysterio on top of the man who invented it!
Spike: Um, I'm not Jerich--
M. Bison (in the crowd): That had to be the worst Psycho Crusher ev--
Mysterio: It's not a P-- (looks at ref) Nick Carter?!
M. Bison: Wait, why the hell am I still here?!


Oh, that Mr. Magoo. Always walking into trouble.. and Eddie's dropkicks.


Big Show does his best impression of Tara Reid at a party.

Xero Limit 126:

Torrie (Thinking): Damn Santa is HOT! No wonder mom was kissing him!


The bitch slap from Hell.

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Suffice to say, this was the most violent invisible pole dance Eddie had EVER done.

trnbuckle:

Angle: Damnit ref, I said shoot him in the ass, not the knee.


RAW [11-15-2004]
Always450:

Jericho: Maven, Mave, wake up.
Maven: *mumble mumble* Is Triple H done with his promo yet?

Aussie_Skier:

Christy: "Your cute, wanna fuck?"

Transplant:

Maven and Trips didnt know what to do when they caught each other masturbating.


RAW's Tough Enough competition came with a Last Man Standing After Watching Footage Of Bradshaw And Edge In The Shower Match


After 5 minutes, Maven is eliminated and Snitsky has the upper hand in a triple threat Soul Extracting match.

Rock Bottom:

Benoit: MUST (Yank!) SOLVE (Yank!) SCOOBIE-DOO (Yank!) Mystery!

Corkscrewed:

Here in the unrated adult version of The Polar Express, you see the Santa come to an unfortunate end when his hos finally get tired of his abusive pimping.
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SmackDOWN! [11-18-2004]
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When Anal Fisting Goes Wrong II.

El Santo:

Cena's dark, homophobic side surfaces when --- in a regrettable moment --- he catches Carlito in a push-up bra.


We know that wrestling can get hardcore, but Cena using the latest Harry Potter book as a weapon? That's going too far!

loopydate:

Here, Carlito falls for the classic "Hey, look at the blinking light on the camera!" trick.


RAW [11-22-2004]
gonMad00:

RKO: How 'bout now, Hunter? Can you find Waldo now?!
Maven: Yeah, he's not behind me.. oh, yes, he is. Nevermind...
RKO:

Transplant:

Randy: WHAT DO WE WANT?
Wrestlers: MORE WORLD TITLE REIGNS IN THE NEXT THREE YEARS
Randy: WHEN DO WE WANT IT?
Wrestlers: IN THE NEXT THREE YEARS

Sascha:



Flair: So....which one's career haven't you started to ruin yet
HHH: Uhhhhhhhh.....


SmackDOWN! [11-25-2004]
Gouda:

Joy: Yeah, the funniest thing happened. I poked the Pillsbury Dough Boy and he..... kind of exploded. Yes. Nothing sexual was going on. Nothing at all.


Haas: I believe they call it.... menages trois.

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Hilarity strikes when Big Bird gets access to the rafters.


The new WWE Anti-Semen Protective Mask wasn't that efficient.


Sure, Joy is hot and all, but she can't apply mousse for shit.


This would be Kurt's greatest test yet in the Put the Body Parts Back in Correct Order Contest.
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OCTOBER:

Always450:

Long: Wow Mark Henry! You really lost a lot of weight after going on the Simon System!
Booker:Are you even listening to me! I am not Mar---
Long: How would you like a title shot, Mark Henry?
Booker: I’ll teach JBL why I’m the world’s strongest man!

Big Vito 22:

PWN'ED!

Fryza:

And the first ever 'Touch Your Balls' Iron-Man competition is off to a great start!

Mayo:

Joey Radd's didn't react well after he seeing his penis all over the internet.
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And um... oh yeah, I updated the archive through the end of September.
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It appears that WWE moved just about all of their pictures to another URL, so I'm not sure I'll be able to continue this, since basically the whole first six months have been lost.
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Cork, just continue it the way it is even though the others seem to be lost
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Old 12-09-2004, 07:57 PM   #187
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